Cock Talk

[SassySheDevil]

Bigfoot sighting!

I saw this pic on tumblr and it made me think he must have huge feet!
But, of course, the big foot big cock thing is simply a myth.

We have all heard that guys with big feet, big hands, earlobes, etc. have huge schwantzenhonkers, I have even heard something about the nose recently that I didn’t fully understand (can you explain @Trekka ?)

What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)?
What have you heard that you believe are true?
What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into?
What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t?
If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations?

I will think about these. Uh. When the fear alone of that package escapes me

 

[SassySheDevil]

Bigfoot sighting!



I saw this pic on tumblr and it made me think he must have huge feet!
But, of course, the big foot big cock thing is simply a myth.

We have all heard that guys with big feet, big hands, earlobes, etc. have huge schwantzenhonkers, I have even heard something about the nose recently that I didn’t fully understand (can you explain @Trekka ?)

What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)?

I had a thread for a while about dick size wives tails. It was funny while it lasted

What have you heard that you believe are true?

I'm honestly not sure. Are any true?

What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into?

the foot size one. Simple glance could tell you if you wanted to stay or run. But man would my dick be small.

What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t?

I want to say that quiet one. But I think I've blown that one out of the water. Though. I still have the ability to shock people when they see my penis collection.

If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations?

Skinny dipping. For sure. Maybe some exploration. But that thing wouldn't get near my ass!
I feel like oral would kill my fabulous reputation. I'd be sucking on just the head like a champ thinking I was a pro only to find out its only the head in my mouth.
His girlfriend can take the monster. I'll take her.
Pardon any typos or errors. Morphine is on board. I wanted to answer better.

 

[Endless_Night]

1) What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)?
2) What have you heard that you believe are true?
3) What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into?
4) What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t?
5) If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations?

1) Foot/appendage size correlation.
2) I can't think of anything.
3) N/A
4) Hmm. That because I'm generally detached and logical I'll be detached and logical about sex.
5) I would run like the wind! Because anyone wandering around in the woods in only their underwear is clearly insane. (Insects, tree branches, rabid omnivorous squirrels....)

 

[Endless_Night]

I had a thread for a while about dick size wives tails. It was funny while it lasted

I feel like this is a little confusing, but I am afraid to ask.

Morphine is on board.

Ahhhhh. Possibly related^?

I understand morphine is a good time. *nods*

 

[SassySheDevil]

I feel like this is a little confusing, but I am afraid to ask.


Ahhhhh. Possibly related^?

I understand morphine is a good time. *nods*

It was a thread about the wives tails that discuss cock size. Like the feet, and this weird measurement between the thumb and pinky while stretched out. Basical this. Asking what actually seemed to be true vs BS Kinda started with the whole measure your cock. But most didn't realize it was a joke about the funny measurements, so they gave me serious measurements.

IV Morphine is a lot of fun. I have pills, which are still fun, but too much (2 a day) gives me jitters pretty badly. I've been limiting that to at bed time or today (where the pain was hard to get under control) Usually I am okay with just the Oxy. But thankfully I got a nap and a few hours to forget the pain.

 

[Endless_Night]

It was a thread about the wives tails that discuss cock size.

Ohhhhhhhhh. Typo! Tales! I thought you mean actual tails, and was trying to mentally fit that into the sentence. Like, pet tails in the Pet Girl thread.

It took me an embarrassingly long time to put that together.


Sorry about the pain, Sassy.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ohhhhhhhhh. Typo! Tales! I thought you mean actual tails, and was trying to mentally fit that into the sentence. Like, pet tails in the Pet Girl thread.

It took me an embarrassingly long time to put that together.


Sorry about the pain, Sassy.

Haha no worries. I didn't even catch it.

Tails are fun. I haven't taken that kind of picture in a while.

 

[hotwords229_A]

His girlfriend can take the monster. I'll take her.

I would run like the wind! Because anyone wandering around in the woods in only their underwear is clearly insane. (Insects, tree branches, rabid omnivorous squirrels....)

To be fair, with that guy’s body he should only ever wear underwear.

 

[SassySheDevil]

To be fair, with that guy’s body he should only ever wear underwear.

I might have to agree with you. He's definitely fun to look at. I have no problem pulling out a cattle prod though.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have no problem pulling out a cattle prod

Kinky!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Kinky!

Hmm. Back to those fun things up the butt.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Bigfoot sighting!

I saw this pic on tumblr and it made me think he must have huge feet!
But, of course, the big foot big cock thing is simply a myth.

We have all heard that guys with big feet, big hands, earlobes, etc. have huge schwantzenhonkers, I have even heard something about the nose recently that I didn’t fully understand (can you explain @Trekka ?)

What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)?
What have you heard that you believe are true?
What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into?
What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t?
If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations?

What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)? I have never been a sailor at sea, or a gynecologist, but I'm fairly certain that Asian women do not have sideways pussies. I also doubt that blondes have more fun. Though maybe they just have less fun with me. Or maybe they weren't really blonde. So much of my research has been conducted in the dark.

What have you heard that you believe are true? Fat-bottomed girls do, in fact, make the rockin' world go round!

What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into? Having an idea of what I'm getting into would sort of spoil the surprise of getting into it, I think. But, going off on a tangent, it would be hilarious if the NIH or FDA announced that, after numerous peer-reviewed studies, it turns out that semen really is good for your complexion.

What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t? Pretty much an ordinary sort of thing for a guy probably fits me: I am almost unfailingly a Southern gentleman in casual conversation, but I'll shove my tongue up your butt in a heartbeat, and I may be thinking about it even while I'm politely calling you "Ma'am." Not that I mean anything by it—just helps pass the time. One that doesn't fit me is that men only want one thing. I also want breakfast. You know, if you feel like I earned it.

If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations? No way, no how! I would leap to the conclusion that he's a psychopath, that his girlfriend is either nonexistent or more depraved than he is, and that, by the end of the day, one of us would wish we had brought a shovel. I've seen too many bad scary movies.

 

[SixShooter14]

What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)? I have never been a sailor at sea, or a gynecologist, but I'm fairly certain that Asian women do not have sideways pussies. I also doubt that blondes have more fun. Though maybe they just have less fun with me. Or maybe they weren't really blonde. So much of my research has been conducted in the dark.

What have you heard that you believe are true? Fat-bottomed girls do, in fact, make the rockin' world go round!

What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into? Having an idea of what I'm getting into would sort of spoil the surprise of getting into it, I think. But, going off on a tangent, it would be hilarious if the NIH or FDA announced that, after numerous peer-reviewed studies, it turns out that semen really is good for your complexion.

What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t? Pretty much an ordinary sort of thing for a guy probably fits me: I am almost unfailingly a Southern gentleman in casual conversation, but I'll shove my tongue up your butt in a heartbeat, and I may be thinking about it even while I'm politely calling you "Ma'am." Not that I mean anything by it—just helps pass the time. One that doesn't fit me is that men only want one thing. I also want breakfast. You know, if you feel like I earned it.

If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations? No way, no how! I would leap to the conclusion that he's a psychopath, that his girlfriend is either nonexistent or more depraved than he is, and that, by the end of the day, one of us would wish we had brought a shovel. I've seen too many bad scary movies.

This!!! word for word...

 

[Endless_Night]

What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)? I have never been a sailor at sea, or a gynecologist, but I'm fairly certain that Asian women do not have sideways pussies.

What?! What?!?!?!

I would like to think this is another typo. Like, an entire sentence worth, but I fear it is not.




I think I need to sit down.

 

[Photog1rl]

Bigfoot sighting!

What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)?

All of the myths about penis size and other body part size. Nose, feet, hands.

What have you heard that you believe are true?

Nerdy/shy guys are better at sex. At least it's been true in my experience. Less talk more action.

What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into?

Hands or feet to dick size. Dick size is not the most important thing but if you are looking to push some personal boundaries then it would be nice to know what size dick the guy has early on. It would save some time.

What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t?

Big girls put out is apparently a stereotype. It doesn’t fit me. At least not in person. Online I live my best ho life.

If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations?

I am a yes to skinny dipping and I'd peek because I wonder if it's real.
No expectations fo anything but I agree with Sassy if that is his actual dick…there is no way it would fit-in my mouth. I would watch to see how his girlfriend handles it though.

Edited to add I kept the picture in my response so I could look while I typed typos are his fault.

 

[Endless_Night]

What have you heard that you believe are true?

Oh! Thought of one.

Pretty girls don't try as hard.



So I hear.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh! Thought of one.

Pretty girls don't try as hard.



So I hear.

I found this to be somewhat true. When I gained a bunch of weight. I felt like I had to make up for what I lacked. Not pretty= a lot of extra. Going the extra mile. Better foreplay, more attention etc.

 

[hotwords229_A]

shy guys are better at sex. At least it's been true in my experience. Less talk more action.

Have I mentioned that I am shy.

Oh! Thought of one.

Pretty girls don't try as hard.



So I hear.

I found this to be somewhat true. When I gained a bunch of weight. I felt like I had to make up for what I lacked. Not pretty= a lot of extra. Going the extra mile. Better foreplay, more attention etc.

I think it’s all about confidence more than physical attraction. A healthy lack of self confidence can make all the difference when it comes to sex and probably relationships in general.

 

[Photog1rl]

Have I mentioned that I am shy.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

What?! What?!?!?!

I would like to think this is another typo. Like, an entire sentence worth, but I fear it is not.




I think I need to sit down.

Har! Do I strike you as the sort of individual who leaves his typos dangling in public view? You have no idea how OCD I am. Now please put a coaster under whatever you got there before it leaves a ring.

 

[Endless_Night]

Alas, I fear my pretty girl joke fell flat.


Serves me right for trying to be funny.

 

[Endless_Night]

Har! Do I strike you as the sort of individual who leaves his typos dangling in public view? You have no idea how OCD I am. Now please put a coaster under whatever you got there before it leaves a ring.

No worries!

Glass wipes right off.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Alas, I fear my pretty girl joke fell flat.


Serves me right for trying to be funny.

Well, you did kinda wander into a minefield there.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Have I mentioned that I am shy.



I think it’s all about confidence more than physical attraction. A healthy lack of self confidence can make all the difference when it comes to sex and probably relationships in general.

Which also changed the harder I worked. I saw my confidence rise. Now I'm pretty confident. But still shy at first.

 

[BongoGal]

If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations?

No. I wouldn't trust him enough. I would think it was a setup of some sort. He IS pretty, though.