Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I have this thing I do where I build a little pyramid out of pillows.
There's a nice groove along the top.
Perfect to place my magic wand.
Then I ride that thing til I'm sweating.
#poorgirlssybian



Hey, don't yuck my yum Some people happen to love milk.

Um...I meant for the milk. Milk is awesome.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Not one mention of filleting you and you’re leaving? I thought you were made of sterner stuff.

And to think I said you were the nice one earlier.

 

[Bry1313]

Not one mention of filleting you and you’re leaving? I thought you were made of sterner stuff.

His compliment didn’t even have caveats. I didn’t know compliments came without caveats (except from you of course, you are perfect)

 

[MissLabelled]

I have this thing I do where I build a little pyramid out of pillows.
There's a nice groove along the top.
Perfect to place my magic wand.
Then I ride that thing til I'm sweating.
#poorgirlssybian

This sounds vaguely familiar. Have we talked about this before?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And to think I said you were the nice one earlier.

You did? Awwww I missed it. I take it back. You’re the sternest stuff.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I have this thing I do where I build a little pyramid out of pillows.
There's a nice groove along the top.
Perfect to place my magic wand.
Then I ride that thing til I'm sweating.
#poorgirlssybian



Hey, don't yuck my yum Some people happen to love milk.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This sounds vaguely familiar. Have we talked about this before?

I really need to figure out a popcorn replacement ASAP.

 

[Bry1313]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ladies… tell me.


When you are ovulating do you want to just fuck and fuck and fuck and FUUUUUUCK!!!!!

 

[vagrantx]

This sounds vaguely familiar. Have we talked about this before?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I really need to figure out a popcorn replacement ASAP.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ladies… tell me.


When you are ovulating do you want to just fuck and fuck and fuck and FUUUUUUCK!!!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ladies… tell me.


When you are ovulating do you want to just fuck and fuck and fuck and FUUUUUUCK!!!!!

Follow-up question: who is ovulating?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ain’t this the fucking truth.

Imagine if @Mr_bogey sent out just 1 nude. … his inbox would be FLOODED with nipples, pussy, everything.

I liked this theory however, my inbox rn

 

[crazychemgirl]

I liked this theory however, my inbox rn

Well .. I mean.. you haven’t posted a nude today.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I liked this theory however, my inbox rn

Okay, that one I actually laughed out loud, and probably for a little too long.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well .. I mean.. you haven’t posted a nude today.

Sez who?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Well .. I mean.. you haven’t posted a nude today.

Did you not see my sexy leg in salty's thread?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sez who?

I swear to fuck if @Mr_bogey sent a nude to ANYONE but me, @Tigobitties98 @PassionatePanther and @OrdinaryPerson I would burn this whole place to the ground.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you not see my sexy leg in salty's thread?

Was that today?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ok since it’s FRIYAY … and we’re all in a kickass mood thanks to the love fest …


What’s on the sexy agenda for the night / weekend … ???


How are you getting your sexy on?


Gonna go home from work and bang your spouse until they can’t remember colours?

Going to masturbate furiously to all the sexy photos on lit?

Going to get completely drunk of high until you can taste the number 12?



So tell me…. What’s the sexventure on your plate?

I'm taking my MIF and going DILF hunting....

The wifey and are are gonna be around the single dads this weekend.... So I'll be scoring eye candy

 

[UnquietDreams]

I swear to fuck if @Mr_bogey sent a nude to ANYONE but me, @Tigobitties98 @PassionatePanther and @OrdinaryPerson I would burn this whole place to the ground.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I swear to fuck if @Mr_bogey sent a nude to ANYONE but me, @Tigobitties98 @PassionatePanther and @OrdinaryPerson I would burn this whole place to the ground.

Someone warn @Lmizzler before it's too late.

 

[MissLabelled]

I liked this theory however, my inbox rn

You want some candy, show us your bum!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Was that today?

Close enough