Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Hot.

Actually yes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Some of us knew.


Oh. Wait, you meant the sinus infection.

Hey hey hey now … shots fired so early?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The answer is no pants. Are you even paying attention?

then I've been out since 0430..

 

[Amanda330]

I have his balls here in a jar. I think, slight possibility here, that maybe I used too much teeth?

I hope they're in formaldehyde... Cuz otherwise... Yuck.

 

[Amanda330]

then I've been out since 0430..

Sounds like a you problem.

 

[MissLabelled]

Uhmmm well we have a front runner for the “most likely to have a true crime podcast”
Winner I guess. So that’s nice.

On this next edition of Canadian True Crime*, this women asked literotica if her next blowjob was with, or without teeth. Her collection of testicles in jars was extensive!


* a real podcast btw

 

[__Nathan1968]

Morning pervs!

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Fancy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey hey hey now … shots fired so early?

You filleted me! I think there’s a broad window of response time

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Since I haven't posted any in awhile, no stealing these @vagrantx or @Amanda330

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I hope they're in formaldehyde... Cuz otherwise... Yuck.

I mean…I see your point…and yet…

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sounds like a you problem.

Hey! I would say I'd take back what I just tagged you, but I'm not mean like that!

 

[MissLabelled]

I hope they're in formaldehyde... Cuz otherwise... Yuck.

They are but quick question. Is it ok to take them out and juggle them every now and again?

 

[Bry1313]

Hey hey hey now … shots fired so early?

This is late for you.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Right well I hope you both have a great day while sharing a coke. Time for some coffee followed by some pants

Also Imgbb is down at my end so fuck it. Here you go!
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HEY GURL!

 

[BrendaD]

They are but quick question. Is it ok to take them out and juggle them every now and again?

I thought you told me you were going to hang them from the rear view mirror in your car.

My bad.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You filleted me! I think there’s a broad window of response time

I mean.. I was just inquiring as to why @LupineOne thought I was a bit scary..

What exactly are you implying?

That I killed @SalaciousMonkey22 .. filleted him like a string cheese and then sewed the skin pieces and made the best fringe human leather jacket ever.

I didn’t ACTUALLY do anything.

 

[Amanda330]

They are but quick question. Is it ok to take them out and juggle them every now and again?

Oh good lord. I'm in a meeting that's so quiet but this made me laugh out loud.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean.. I was just inquiring as to why @LupineOne thought I was a bit scary..


I didn’t ACTUALLY do anything.

We’re not in a court of law here!

 

[crazychemgirl]

They are but quick question. Is it ok to take them out and juggle them every now and again?

I mean, I’d be disappointed if you didn’t do this.

 

[MissLabelled]

I thought you told me you were going to hang them from the rear view mirror in your car.

My bad.

That's for the next vict... uh, lover.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We’re not in a court of law here!

I’ll refer you to my lawyer @OrdinaryPerson … I’m sure she’ll acquit me of all charges.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll refer you to my lawyer @OrdinaryPerson … I’m sure she’ll acquit me of all charges.

Do you have the word “not” in Canada? Tbh, that might explain a few things.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you have the word “not” in Canada? Tbh, that might explain a few things.

Just ensuring my innocence be affirmed in here for all to see.

 

[Amanda330]

That's for the next vict... uh, lover.

Umm we should team up next time.... For your next... lover.