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Tallulah82
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Should I, my Lady?;-)
Yes, you should lol. But I'm not going into the dungeon to demand it.
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Should I, my Lady?;-)
Yes, you should lol. But I'm not going into the dungeon to demand it.
Yes, my Lady. I understand.
I'm awake, I'm awake. **Yawwwwwnnnnnsssss**
Fuck!!!!
I'm wasting so much time on here haha! Goddammit - come and take my laptop from me!
Now, stop calling me Lady. It's unnerving me. If you MUST call me something other than Tal, then Goddess is acceptable.
As you wish, my Goddess...
Where do you want me to take it? I hope you'll delete your browsing history of gay porn before I collect?
Anyway, yes! You're supposed to be busy today. I'd spank your arse and tell you to get to it, but I'm afraid for NY physical and mental well-being.
As you wish, my Goddess...
Morning all
I KNOW!!!! I made the mistake of logging in, thinking I could just check on my messages and leave. *sobs* I'm soooo weak!
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You're far too nice.
I usually call Tal a "mad, mental bitch". *nods*
Morning all
Hey Nerdy, tis lunchtime! Time for sausage casserole. And no, that's not a euphemism... uhm, I think...
Whoop Whoop! You did it! You said it! You is such a Baaaadd Boy. All you now is a Pussy Posse, and then you'll be a totes wikkid Lit-Dick.
To be fair, this is only my weekday title. On a weekend, I prefer to be called 'cock-juggling thunder cunt', if you don't mind.
Are you sure lol
I've been trying to figure out how to get it into a conversation...
Hang on! I thought you preferred to be called a "spunk-gargling, cunt trumpet"?
Two things. 1. I can't gargle. Seriously, I don't know why, but I can't!?! I panic, and end up spluttering and choking. Very scary Secondly, trumpet??? LMAO! I was never aware that I my flappy kitty was able to send out parps of "Come Hither" noises!
Thank you for the most graphic image so far today.
I have it on good authority that it can play the Hawaii Five-0 theme tune when it's warmed up correctly. *nods*
Good authority? From whom? I think you're far too gullible, mate. *rolls eyes*
Wonky! Who else? He told me he heard you let loose a few notes. If you're going to blame anyone, blame him. He's loose-lipped.
Sigh. Of course. Bloody ass.
Ok, I wasn't going to talk about this again. Wonks and I promised not talk about it again. But seeing as you're pushing the point...
When a dude plunges in and out - completely in and then pulls all the way out - over and over and over again... well, basically his dick is pushing air into your vag, and it builds up. At some point, there's going to be one hell of a fanny fart. It can happen quickly, or hold off until you get to the bathroom afterwards. But it's going to happen.
Wonks was going at it like a stallion. It's not MY fault it was so loud that it shook the pictures on the wall!!! And I think he was high, because it wasn't Hawaii 5-0, it was more walrus like.
Now I'm going to go hide in the box of shame.
Where is everyone?!
*sits by himself, looking dejected *
Hey babe
Hello, Goddess!
Hey babe