Hey Lance

[silver gurl]

Seeing that you have been crawling up on everyone's skin lately, I asked my husband about you.
Funny thing, before we were married, my husband met you, in GTA. He knows exactly who and what you are and gave me quite a good description.
Do you remember?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Here we go.....drama! Finally.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*grabs popcorn*

It has been a while since there has been anything good happening. Now, I like Lance and he's got some quick wit, so I'm curious to see where this thread goes.

 

[RobDownSouth]

This will pass for board drama tonight, I guess.

I am outta here at the first mention of pilonidal cysts, though.

 

[Aglaopheme]

*grabs popcorn*

It has been a while since there has been anything good happening. Now, I like Lance and he's got some quick wit, so I'm curious to see where this thread goes.

Made with real butter? Scooch over.

 

[silver gurl]

I have been missing drama. I have a glass of wine.

 

[doctor_insanus]

 

[neci]

i am rarely masturbating these days.

dry mode.

 

[Aphro]

How does he know for sure that it was Lance he met?

 

[evesdream]

I have been missing drama. I have a glass of wine.

Well, you're no ladyfunk, but I guess we'll all see where this llama takes us.

 

[Aphro]

Well, you're no ladyfunk, but I guess we'll all see where this llama takes us.

Thank heavens for small mercies.

 

[neci]

Well, you're no ladyfunk, but I guess we'll all see where this llama takes us.

are you really ready to follow the llama?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Well, you're no ladyfunk, but I guess we'll all see where this llama takes us.

we gotsta get the drama when we can - 'tis the life blood of the GeeBee.

 

[evesdream]

are you really ready to follow the llama?

Saddle up!

 

[neci]

Saddle up!

i will drink for the both of us.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Wait 'til Shorn gets a whiff of this.

 

[silver gurl]

How does he know for sure that it was Lance he met?

In the day, they had quite a few parties. My husband knows.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Seeing that you have been crawling up on everyone's skin lately, I asked my husband about you.
Funny thing, before we were married, my husband met you, in GTA. He knows exactly who and what you are and gave me quite a good description.
Do you remember?

 

[Emerson40]

How does he know for sure that it was Lance he met?

Perhaps he had the same username on GardenWeb, when he purchased half a canoe from silver boi.

 

[inexile]

In the day, they had quite a few parties. My husband knows.

So, why doesn't your husband post for himself what he knows instead of you just blowing more like a butthurt tool hangin' at the clotheline?

I have no doubt your partisan Twatterville pals will eagerly swallow all you have to shovel, but - objectively - you don't possess even an ounce of credibility on the subject.

Friggin' gossip whore.

 

[richard_daily]

When do we find out what happened?

Is this a subscription-based model?

 

[richard_daily]

So, why doesn't your husband post for himself what he knows instead of you just blowing more like a butthurt tool hangin' at the clotheline?

I have no doubt your partisan Twatterville pals will eagerly swallow all you have to shovel, but - objectively - you don't possess even an ounce of credibility on the subject.

Friggin' gossip whore.

Is Twatterville near your trailer park?

 

[lovetoread]

Is Twatterville near your trailer park?

I am pretty sure that twatterville is the closest he will get to a twat.

 

[lovecraft68]

Is Twatterville near your trailer park?

He must live there because he always knows what the people in twatterville are doing and thinking.

 

[lovecraft68]

Interesting.....Lance is usually posting at this time yet I see nothing from him here.

I think the OP should give more detail. Is Lance massive and muscled as he claims? Did all the women at the parties beg to be used by him?

Was he trying to get his son laid by the young girls at the party and offering them money for it?

Was he offering the other women money to have sex behind his wife's back? Was he trying to rub up on all the women?