Misquote the Person Above You

[Sammael Bard]

Only to post, lies accepted.

(what's with the sneakers AV's?)

There are masquerading people all around here.



(You're asking about me and Erin's AV?...just a coincidence)

 

[MichaelinChina]

There are masturbating people all around here.

Well the site IS full of pornographic content.



(You're asking about me and Erin's AV?...just a coincidence)

Yes I was.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There are masturbating people all around here.

Well, the seer IS full of ontological portents.

What next? Phylogenetic prescience?

 

[BenBullben]

There are masturbating people all around here.

Well, the seer IS full of ontological portents.

What next? Phylogenetic prescience?

There is no evolutionary relationship between hands and genitals...

 

[BurningMonkey]

There is no revolutionary reason to put your hands on your genitals...

It's quite natural, you know.

(Psst! Ben, the idea is to quote the person above you and change the quote, thereby "mis"-quoting them...)

 

[MichaelinChina]

Her tits are natural, you know.


Really, no silicone in sight?

 

[JWren]

Her tits are natural, you know.


Really, no cones in sight?

It's true, no roadworks at all for at least nine miles

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She's nude; no roadblocks at all for my nine inches.

Didn't the sign say "Maximum Headroom Eight Inches?"

 

[BurningMonkey]

Didn't her ad say "Maximum Head For Eight Inches?"

Deep throat specialist, is she?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Deepak Chopra specializes in ghee?

Shouldn't you take this to the Healthy Cooking website?

 

[Sammael Bard]

Shouldn't you bake this in a healthy fashion?

Also make sure to use washed utensils.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Alice was sure to use her vagina dentalis.

And this didn't worry you at all?

 

[Learin]

And she didn't want you at all?

I think she was lying when she said that she was a lesbian.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I think she was crying when he said that he was a thespian.

I guess she thought he was only giving her a rehearsed line.

 

[JWren]

I guess she bought his rehearsed line.

Well he is quite a charmer

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, she is quite a clamper!

She's been at those Kegel exercises again?

 

[Sammael Bard]

She's been at those Kegel conventions again?

That must be quite an interesting gathering...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That was quite an insertion, I gather...

So, you've heard about Mary and her twenty-inch dildo?

 

[Trixxy]

I heard you did what with a twenty-inch dildo!?!

You should have called and invited me over to watch.

 

[BurningMonkey]

So, you've heard that she married a twenty-inch Bilbo?

She always was a Lord of the Rings enthusiast.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You should have called and invited me over to share.

But then you'd only have ten inches each!

 

[Sammael Bard]

But then you'd only have ten licks each!

THAT is a department where you shouldn't be stingy, Tio.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

THAT is an apartment where you shouldn't be single, Tio.

Don't I know it! The over-sized circular bed just cries out for more than one!

 

[MichaelinChina]

I don't know! The over-sized circular bed just makes me lonely!

At least you get to choose which side to sleep on. Ever thought of a mirror on the ceiling above the bed?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

At least you can't get confused over which side to sleep on. Ever thought of a minor for feeling on the bed?

Watch what you say, Michael; Lit has some pretty strict age rules.