Men, what is the weirdest thing you have stuck your cock into?

[widow132]

This is in response to an earlier thread for women about the weirdest thing they have put into their pussies. So come on guys -- fess up.

 

[Miles Long]

This is in response to an earlier thread for women about the weirdest thing they have put into their pussies. So come on guys -- fess up.

You mean aside from my ex-girlfriend?

 

[mara101]

I'm curious about the responses.. I'm sure that everything that can be fucked in my house has been fucked.

 

[Mropietaylor69]

bubbles

 

[widow132]

I'm curious about the responses.. I'm sure that everything that can be fucked in my house has been fucked.

OK, then name a few for us. Let us see how freaky you really are, but be truthful.

 

[Nikonglass]

What haven't I stuck my cock in

 

[skate and fuck]

If this finna be that kinda party, I'mmina stick m'dick in the mashed potatoes.

 

[Hypoxia]

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[xxxLunaxxx]

Seems like the girls can fess up, but the guys are too chicken!

 

[Kudram123]

Seems like the girls can fess up, but the guys are too chicken!

Actually, I have seen to many horror stories of "guy rushed to ER with dick stuck in a bottle"to try anything really crazy.

So I'm not too chicken to fess up
Maybe too chicken to try much!

 

[NoMoreNoMore]

Wow, nine responses and only Skate and Funk gives one. His mashed potatoes kind of compares with that Imus skit with Wilfred Brimley making the stuffing for the turkey, getting it all stuffed and then fucking it. Wilfred goes on to say how the guests loved the creaminess of the stuffing.

I have not had my cock in anything in years. Outside of my hand and my wife's one handjob. At our last house, we had a sectional that fit together just nice. Where one section came together, it made a hole that was just perfect. Added benefit was that you could put the laptop on the couch in front of you and watch a porn. Throw a condom on so as not to splurge in the couch and it was like doing doggy style. How I miss that couch. LOL.

So it has been over four and a half years of doing it by hand. The two new couches that my wife bought for this house are either too low or too loose. Nothing else around that I could think of trying it with.

Read this post thinking maybe I could get some ideas, but I guess no one is willing to share. LOL

 

[beachbaby179]

What haven't I stuck my cock in

such a guy thing to say. lol

 

[boxmaker]

men fucking

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[chargergirl]

Posters, please take note: ANY reference to bestiality is against Literotica's forum guidelines and will be removed.

 

[klippert]

I value my little buddy to much....he won't go into anything weird... But, weird can be a relative term....

I guess a Meat Grinder might be weird.......I'm sorry I couldn't resist...

 

[redpan]

I like to think I am very careful where I stick my cock. I suppose I like to stick my cock in a pair of nice panties from time to time, usually when I am home alone...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

You know those big blocks of foam rubber, like the insides of furniture?

You know how if you soak one in warm water, its really squishy?

Helpful hint, cut the hole first before soaking in water, and wear a condom (chaffing sucks).

 

[suckonsimon]

OK I'll 'fess up:

Washing up gloves, thickish ones with no ribbing, with a long sleeve. You put one on your hand. You squirt some lube in the palm. You bring the sleeve of the glove back over your hand to the end of the fingers. With the other hand you mash the lube around some. Guess what next.

 

[Sundayschild]

I haven't done this(honestly), but apparently the thing to do in the WW1 trenches was to use a jar of Earthworms. Kind of predates American Pie.

Also, apologies Chargergirl if this counts as bestiality.....

 

[Missingout]

The only thing I've ever stuck my penis into that would be considered weird would have to be a vacuum cleaner end as a young teen.
I heard it would make it longer and can tell you it doesn't.

 

[Edensgarden]

This is in response to an earlier thread for women about the weirdest thing they have put into their pussies. So come on guys -- fess up.

Other than the obvious apple pie answer.....

I would think a thread to equal what is the weirdest thing women have placed in their pussies would be what is the weirdest thing a man has shoved in his ass. Just sayin'.....

 

[UhlBWett]

Confessions of a lifelong masturbater...........

I won't tell you at what age I started or if I have stopped yet.

I have fucked a foot long piece of PVC pipe shoved between a mattress and box spring to keep it in place, with a latex rubber glove stretched over the open end. I cut the tip from the thumb of the glove, lubed it up and fucked it good.

I once stuck my cock between two vertical runners on the back of a shaker style wooden chair and and stood there fucking it until I came on the seat.

I once slit a hole in an old mattress, lubed it up, stripped down and fucked it in a buddy's garage while he and his sister watched.

I have fucked a can cozie, a roll of paper towels, a melon, panties and a shop-vac. Is this more of what you are looking for?

There are probably more things I will remember later.

UBW.

As for what a man sticks in his ass......................well that is a whole other thread

 

[Edensgarden]

I won't tell you at what age I started or if I have stopped yet.

I have fucked a foot long piece of PVC pipe shoved between a mattress and box spring to keep it in place, with a latex rubber glove stretched over the open end. I cut the tip from the thumb of the glove, lubed it up and fucked it good.

I once stuck my cock between two vertical runners on the back of a shaker style wooden chair and and stood there fucking it until I came on the seat.

I once slit a hole in an old mattress, lubed it up, stripped down and fucked it in a buddy's garage while he and his sister watched.

I have fucked a can cozie, a roll of paper towels, a melon, panties and a shop-vac. Is this more of what you are looking for?

There are probably more things I will remember later.

UBW.

As for what a man sticks in his ass......................well that is a whole other thread

There is something to be said for a creative man.

 

[bookworm69]

A blow-up doll. She had three holes. Never said no. And she was always lots of fun.

 

[UhlBWett]

Hmmmmmm

There is something to be said for a creative man.

You have no idea sexy angel................