As The Hospital Pervs

[LongDrySpell]

Heartbreaking. I cannot imagine how you cope.

Effexor. And occasionally Xanax.

Honestly, most of the time I'm OK. I can see that what I (and the rest of the team) do during the day makes a difference. Sometimes just a little, other times a lot. We've had some really major successes. We also support each other - there are a lot of impromptu therapy sessions in the break room.

Other days I go home and cry. Or post things here. Or both.

 

[LongDrySpell]

I could not do it.

Sure you could. The bottom line is; they deserve good care, and I provide it. Wash, rinse, repeat. Reposition q 2h to prevent skin breakdown. Passive ROM QID. Refer to OT, PT, RT, dietary. Assess comfort, manage pain.

My patients don't lie to me, drug-seek, yell at me, sneak in food, leave a.m.a., or any of the million other annoying things most patients do.

Some of my favorite people are retarded.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Sure you could. The bottom line is; they deserve good care, and I provide it. Wash, rinse, repeat. Reposition q 2h to prevent skin breakdown. Passive ROM QID. Refer to OT, PT, RT, dietary. Assess comfort, manage pain.

My patients don't lie to me, drug-seek, yell at me, sneak in food, leave a.m.a., or any of the million other annoying things most patients do.

Some of my favorite people are retarded.

It has been a rough week.

 

[pete]

It has been a rough week.

you deserve a vacation, janey

 

[sweepthefloor]

you deserve a vacation, janey

i am the full time job.

 

[jomar]

i am the full time job.

I plan to lighten the mood with a job joke.

 

[Bidin~Time]

My favorite Resident gave me a piece of candy after pounding.

This is how i read that post.


Goodness, but where's my mind?

 

[Bidin~Time]

My favorite resident has piercing blue eyes and a wicked sarcastic streak in his very dry sense of humor. We banter... a lot.

His chief of staff seems to like standing behind my lead-clad body and whispering instructions in my ear. It can be somewhat distracting, it can.

 

[jomar]

My favorite resident has piercing blue eyes and a wicked sarcastic streak in his very dry sense of humor. We banter... a lot.

His chief of staff seems to like standing behind my lead-clad body and whispering instructions in my ear. It can be somewhat distracting, it can.

Huh. For some reason I thought you were a dood.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Huh. For some reason I thought you were a dood.

that's a common misconception here.

 

[RobDownSouth]

His chief of staff seems to like standing behind my lead-clad body and whispering instructions in my ear. It can be somewhat distracting, it can.

That's Hawt.

 

[Bidin~Time]

That's Hawt.

So's he, hence...distracting.

 

[sweepthefloor]

This is how i read that post.


Goodness, but where's my mind?

hehehehe

 

[sweepthefloor]

I plan to lighten the mood with a job joke.

I am ready to work now.

 

[sweepthefloor]

My favorite resident has piercing blue eyes and a wicked sarcastic streak in his very dry sense of humor. We banter... a lot.

His chief of staff seems to like standing behind my lead-clad body and whispering instructions in my ear. It can be somewhat distracting, it can.

I have a fear of blue eyed men. They scare me.
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[sweepthefloor]

I wasted a whole day fucking myself. This wasn't in the care plan.

 

[richard_daily]

I am ready to work now.

I'll put you to work.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'll put you to work.

Are you going to be the boss of me? That sounds like work for you.

 

[richard_daily]

Are you going to be the boss of me? That sounds like work for you.

It all depends on what I put you to work doing. A good boss knows how to get what he wants out of those under his charge.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It all depends on what I put you to work doing. A good boss knows how to get what he wants out of those under his charge.

Mr. Maslow the motivator.

 

[LongDrySpell]

Today was quiet. I actually had time to take my breaks. It was eerie - I kept waiting for the shitstorm, but it never came.

Maybe tomorrow.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Today was quiet. I actually had time to take my breaks. It was eerie - I kept waiting for the shitstorm, but it never came.

Maybe tomorrow.

When I clock out on a rare day like that I always feel a few butterflies inside my belly as if I did something wrong, or met the eyes of a stranger man by accident. When I leave I always say to myself: Escape from ICU.

I have been home for a few days. The last day that I worked was face meltingly insane. I didn't get to knock out the clock out till 9pm.

 

[LongDrySpell]

When I clock out on a rare day like that I always feel a few butterflies inside my belly as if I did something wrong, or met the eyes of a stranger man by accident. When I leave I always say to myself: Escape from ICU.

I have been home for a few days. The last day that I worked was face meltingly insane. I didn't get to knock out the clock out till 9pm.

Face meltingly insane. I like that.

Double the shitstorm today, so apparently the world is back in balance. Oh well, it's over. Back to do it all again tomorrow.

It's the week of psycho parents. The parents of every scheduled admission this week have, in the past, either (a) sued us, (b) accused us of abuse, or (c) both. YET THEY KEEP BRINGING THEIR KIDS BACK.

I hope you're enjoying your days off.

 

[jomar]

I am ready to work now.

Then you know what to do.

 

[Balladeer08]

It's the week of psycho parents. The parents of every scheduled admission this week have, in the past, either (a) sued us, (b) accused us of abuse, or (c) both. YET THEY KEEP BRINGING THEIR KIDS BACK.

The kids aren't important to them. The chance to win at Lawsuit Lotto is.

I repossessed a car once and the guy had his kids lay on the ground in front of the tires. He was hoping I'd run them over so he could sue. Amazingly, Newport Beach P.D. did not consider this child endangerment.

At times I think the whole world is insane.