Noor
Citizen of the World
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- Jan 7, 2003
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and you get alcohol gel
I put in a birthday girl with a waistcoat
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and you get alcohol gel
I put in a birthday girl with a waistcoat
and you get a blanket to cover the rest of her. (Imagine, a coat just for her waist, and with winter almost here!)
I put in a purple velvet corset trimmed with black lace...
and you get a woman asking "is it boned?"
I throw in welder's gloves which have flaming fingertips
and you get a creme brule crafted by hand.
I put in a three-toed sloth...
which lies there doing nothing.
I put in a Velociraptor
which immediately gets hit by a coffee cup for stealing my elbow rest...
I put in a call of duty ...
but you get re-directed to a voice mailbox.
I put in a sin of omission...
but the mission manual is missin'. . . .
I put in a new Map
and it contains a photo of your house with a big red target "X" on the roof.
From Disney's Fantasia, I put in a sorcerer apprentice's broom,
with a sign attached that reads, "Free wet spankings".
and you get spanked until you're wet.
I put in Hanuman...
but he's forgotten the Mountain.
I put in Shiva
and you get the head of Ganish
I put in a foot long candy cane
but it's not peppermint flavour
I put in a buttermint toffee
and it makes the tea taste funny.
I put in un cafe americain...
but it tastes like ordinary coffee.
I put in a flask of good tea.
and you get reminded that flasks should contain good whisky.
I put in a tumbler of Redbreast...
and you get an empty tumbler of Islay single malt
I put in a barel of good Rum
and you get 15 men on a dead man's chest.
I put in one Ho Ho Ho...
but the Reindeer stay very, very quiet.
I put in a little red lamp
and you get a Jeannie to rub.
I put a lad in...
but the Cardinal has already been reprimanded about that .....
I put in a set of winter tyres. on the rims.
cheers, lads!
and they give you a company calling card: 2 Bi for Woodworkingbut they are too smooth for the road conditions.
I put in a set of studs.
and they give you a company calling card: 2 Bi for Woodworking
I put in a mystery flavored Dum Dum pop.
not so much a 'pop', more a loud BOOM.
I put in a small bath of hot caustic soda.