Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Callmetim]

Well, I'll get started. If you answer them back that is.

If not, I'll be sure to post them here.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

No it's not wrong at all. I've had a few other weird ones but i hadn't seen this thread then.



Does it count as a random PM if we've already talked before lol?

Oh, this thread is an oldie but goodie. It'll be here for as long as Lit. is, and long after I disappear. I am hoping to last till the over 60 thread.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

If not, I'll be sure to post them here.

Ohh, I don't think my PMs have ever made it here. I will do my best.

 

[Chaingun]

I always come back just to watch the red headed ladies in your signature banner scroll by. You know I'm a fan. I think I'll write a bad opening PM to each of them so you can post them here.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I always come back just to watch the red headed ladies in your signature banner scroll by. You know I'm a fan. I think I'll write a bad opening PM to each of them so you can post them here.

Oh yes, please do. lol I should share you with you one that was on there for a while too. Let me see if I can find her.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I posted her on my " a lot " thread.

 

[Chaingun]

I posted her on my " a lot " thread.

*runs off to look!*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

hi
Hello I'm horny are u

*yawwwwwn... *

 

[Callmetim]

hi
Hello I'm horny are u

*yawwwwwn... *

Hey, a formal greeting and their feelings ... What more do you want in a random PM?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hey, a formal greeting and their feelings ... What more do you want in a random PM?

Did you not notice the "u" - - - ?

 

[Callmetim]

Did you not notice the "u" - - - ?

Fully formed English words? Please ... Your standards are way too high!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Fully formed English words? Please ... Your standards are way too high!

Also there was a capitalization issue, and a comma issue. I'm not asking for much.

 

[winegirl]

Another fresh one:

"hi wine, gurl how are you doing ?

can i have you in my life as my mother or domme ?

sorry if i offended you with this.

take care"



At least he was polite about it.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Another fresh one:

"hi wine, gurl how are you doing ?

can i have you in my life as my mother or domme ?

sorry if i offended you with this.

take care"



At least he was polite about it.

"I haz oedipus complex can you handle that for me?"--- fucking classy I tell ya.

 

[Callmetim]

Another fresh one:

"hi wine, gurl how are you doing ?

can i have you in my life as my mother or domme ?

sorry if i offended you with this.

take care"



At least he was polite about it.

Very gentlemanly, if I must say. I hope you responded in kind.

 

[sereneone4u]

Another fresh one:

"hi wine, gurl how are you doing ?

can i have you in my life as my mother or domme ?

sorry if i offended you with this.

take care"



At least he was polite about it.

I get guys wanting Dommes which shocks me...I finally put in my profile that I am not Domme...if anything I have sub tendencies

 

[Chaingun]

I get guys wanting Dommes which shocks me...I finally put in my profile that I am not Domme...if anything I have sub tendencies

Geez, that is news to me.

 

[WickedLittleBoy]

Title: If I said you had a beautiful smile...

Message: Would you let me put my penis in your mouth?


She never wrote me back.

 

[tiedtits4me]

Fully formed English words? Please ... Your standards are way too high!

How hard is it to type two extra letters? Really.
It takes me way longer to decipher what some people write these days then it would for them to write it properly

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Another fresh one:

"hi wine, gurl how are you doing ?

can i have you in my life as my mother or domme ?

sorry if i offended you with this.

take care"

At least he was polite about it.

What a guy.

I get guys wanting Dommes which shocks me...I finally put in my profile that I am not Domme...if anything I have sub tendencies

I get that too. I guess my bluntness and openness makes men think I'm dominate. I'm not - not really. It makes me physically ill to try and dominate a man *shudders*. It's also the one character I struggle with when I'm writing. I think I've written maybe 4-5 dominate females in all my submissions/SRPs. It's just very unnatural for me.

Title: If I said you had a beautiful smile...

Message: Would you let me put my penis in your mouth?

She never wrote me back.

How hard is it to type two extra letters? Really.
It takes me way longer to decipher what some people write these days then it would for them to write it properly

It's very hard, since texting has taken over the world. I sure hope our gov't. officials don't text to other world leaders. Normal conversations get lost in translation in texting, imagine what would happen if Our President held a text conference with all the other leaders in the world.

 

[sereneone4u]

Quote:
Originally Posted by sereneone4u View Post
I get guys wanting Dommes which shocks me...I finally put in my profile that I am not Domme...if anything I have sub tendencies
I get that too. I guess my bluntness and openness makes men think I'm dominate. I'm not - not really. It makes me physically ill to try and dominate a man *shudders*. It's also the one character I struggle with when I'm writing. I think I've written maybe 4-5 dominate females in all my submissions/SRPs. It's just very unnatural for me.


I feel the same way, I get physically sick also.

Only I have not tried to write any stories with dominant females.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Quote:
Originally Posted by sereneone4u View Post
I get guys wanting Dommes which shocks me...I finally put in my profile that I am not Domme...if anything I have sub tendencies
I get that too. I guess my bluntness and openness makes men think I'm dominate. I'm not - not really. It makes me physically ill to try and dominate a man *shudders*. It's also the one character I struggle with when I'm writing. I think I've written maybe 4-5 dominate females in all my submissions/SRPs. It's just very unnatural for me.


I feel the same way, I get physically sick also.

Only I have not tried to write any stories with dominant females.

I only "Played" once on the phone as a Domme, it was by far the single most sickening experience I have ever had. I forced myself to do it for Him, because He liked the idea of seeing if He was a switch. We were both very new to the entire idea of exploring that side of our friendship.

When it came to writing my femdom (I think that's the proper term), I either go way over the top and she's one mean ass bitch, cruel and nasty, or she's dominate with a heart and soul that borders on her mentality being submissive.

 

[Holdingaturn]

Quote:
Originally Posted by sereneone4u View Post
I get guys wanting Dommes which shocks me...I finally put in my profile that I am not Domme...if anything I have sub tendencies
I get that too. I guess my bluntness and openness makes men think I'm dominate. I'm not - not really. It makes me physically ill to try and dominate a man *shudders*. It's also the one character I struggle with when I'm writing. I think I've written maybe 4-5 dominate females in all my submissions/SRPs. It's just very unnatural for me.


I feel the same way, I get physically sick also.

Only I have not tried to write any stories with dominant females.

Hey "Beth" you crack me up!!! I think people mistake your confidence for being dominant. I suppose that is what separates the men from the boys.

 

[HesterPrynne]

I got one Red!! I finally got one!!!

I give great hugs and head!
Please show more of those beautiful boobs of yours?
And you face too?

I have yet to reply .... my sarcasm meter went through the roof but I've refrained.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got one Red!! I finally got one!!!

I give great hugs and head!
Please show more of those beautiful boobs of yours?
And you face too?

I have yet to reply .... my sarcasm meter went through the roof but I've refrained.

And you face too. . .


Congratulations! Welcome to the thread!!