RedHairedandFriendly
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Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...
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Received this one a short time ago. I must admit it still has me stumped.
Title of the message: what a sumptuous
Text: flavour
That's it, that's all. I have no idea what it was regarding; I didn't think I had posted anything that it could have been referencing. At least he used the commonweath spelling of flavour - lol.
Title of the message: what a sumptuous
Text: flavour
That's it, that's all. I have no idea what it was regarding; I didn't think I had posted anything that it could have been referencing. At least he used the commonweath spelling of flavour - lol.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Not at all. Just try harder. Be sure to cut off the words, and those that you do manage to spell correctly make sure they are the most vulgar ones you know.
*snickers* There is always something positive to glean from the experience.
Callmetim
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*taking notes before PMing winegirl*
- She enjoys extraneous letter U's
- She is sexually stimulated, supposedly, seeing sapiosexual by men maintaining much mental acumen
- I THINK she enjoys a certain type of alcohol ... If I only had some kind of clue ...
I take issue with your use of the word "extraneous." I think what you meant to say was, "she enjoys proper use of the letter U."
Callmetim
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I take issue with your use of the word "issue". I think what you meant to say was "I take umbrage with your use of the word "extraneous."
In that case, I will give you a different one. Superfluous.
Regardless, I wish not to offend a neighbour to the north and will seek her favour with a bow and beg of her forgiveness, your grace.
Chaingun
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Not at all. Just try harder. Be sure to cut off the words, and those that you do manage to spell correctly make sure they are the most vulgar ones you know.
Like poopyhead and monkeybutt?
RedHairedandFriendly
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tiedtits4me
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I got this yesterday
"23-M here. 45 yr old neighbor asked me to put on a show for her friends at a bday party. Care to chat?"
Do they think these really work?
"23-M here. 45 yr old neighbor asked me to put on a show for her friends at a bday party. Care to chat?"
Do they think these really work?
RedHairedandFriendly
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Pirates_Wench
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You know. . . if it was tweaked a little bit, it could be a winner.(not really).
Tweaked a bit, as in completely rewritten? Yep that would make it a winner!
Maybe
tiedtits4me
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Wow, you didn't get much of a teaser there. lol
LOL I was just glad to get one i could post in here lol
RedHairedandFriendly
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Yes, that would have been a great way to tweak it.Tweaked a bit, as in completely rewritten? Yep that would make it a winner!
Maybe
I am too! I love to great new posters. Welcome!!
Is it wrong for me to say: I hope to see you again. lol
RedHairedandFriendly
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Why does being polite make folks assume you are willing to divulge everything about your sex life in a PM? Don't I do enough of that publicly? Haven't I written about it in my submissions? Answered honestly on the boards when the topic comes up? So why do people just launch right into it with no other reason except they think it's okay to, because I wrote some stories that made them cum?
I don't know maybe it's my fault, for being open and honest and sincere. I don't know. It's just exhausting to receive PMs that want the same tale over and over again, when if they just did some work (like read the autobiographies) they would learn the answers to their own questions.
People just don't want to do the work anymore. *sigh*
Believe it or not, I don't know a lot about blocking the PMs. I do know that if I create a buddy list that's supposed to somehow number the amount of PMs I receive. So if any one is willing to coach me on that, feel free to share. lol
I don't know maybe it's my fault, for being open and honest and sincere. I don't know. It's just exhausting to receive PMs that want the same tale over and over again, when if they just did some work (like read the autobiographies) they would learn the answers to their own questions.
People just don't want to do the work anymore. *sigh*
Believe it or not, I don't know a lot about blocking the PMs. I do know that if I create a buddy list that's supposed to somehow number the amount of PMs I receive. So if any one is willing to coach me on that, feel free to share. lol
Callmetim
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Ignore lists are used for those people whose messages you wish not to read. By adding someone to your ignore list, those messages posted by these individuals will be hidden when you read a thread.
Not sure if it blocks PMs ... I have a penis, so my number of random PMs is slim to none.
Not sure if it blocks PMs ... I have a penis, so my number of random PMs is slim to none.
wiljushka
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Because people do not really have time to go through 100,000 posts that you written.
Especially knowing the fact that those posts since 2005, things can change and you might change your opinion about things.
Also, asking something privately is not really saying person does not read your posts it's just that they want to ask you something for the sake of conversation since if you really want person to know you, maybe private convo with them is better than telling them " here, go read my posts, get to know me "
Just saying ... I'm not sure if you are referring to what I asked you for in the private message but I just wanted to answer your concern.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Yeah, I know the ignore button real well. Never have messed with the buddy list in all the 7 years I've been here. Damn, I'm old. lol
I'm glad you have a penis. Sorry if you're PM level is low. I'm pretty sure I have some lines that could fill it up.
Callmetim
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I'm glad I have a penis too.
500 PMs from you would never be enough. Not even close.
it definitely does block PMs as well.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Phew that's at least two of us here that are glad.I'm glad I have a penis too.
500 PMs from you would never be enough. Not even close.
Are you sure? 500 is an awful lot of one liners.
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Yes, that would have been a great way to tweak it.
I am too! I love to great new posters. Welcome!!
No it's not wrong at all. I've had a few other weird ones but i hadn't seen this thread then.
Does it count as a random PM if we've already talked before lol?
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