RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
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Congrats on the Valentines contest, luv.
I'm going to read it now.![]()
Thank you. I hope you enjoy.

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Congrats on the Valentines contest, luv.
I'm going to read it now.![]()
OMG you have truly been blessed with this one!..little lengthy and a tad on the self indulgant side dont you think??I'm trying so very hard not to laugh out loud on this so my family wouldn't have to listen to me explain what a bad whore I am - like 500 times whorish:
Enjoy folks, this one has to be one of the BEST I've ever gotten.
hi: You dont know what you have done to me listening to your hot slutty voice in the assignment, i want to fuck your throat as hard i want to, stroking my throbbing cock and banging your very fucking hard. undress my pants baby: do you like what you see, how strong my balls are filthy whore, lick my balls baby come on baby girl suck that shit, yeahhhhhhh bitch suckem suckem bitch suck my balls suck those fucking balls baby, is it enough for you dirty slut if you want to go further you won it i discovered in my medical records about a megashaft i guess i know how that extrainch came about, suck my cock whore suck it suck it now bitch, suck it suck it suck it suck it filthy slut suck it suck it suck it whore whore whore whore whore how many times i have to tell you that youre a whore a dirty whore a filthy whorea bitchy slutty whore youare a whore and thats what matters most whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 25 50 a hundred 250 five 500 a thousand times you are a whore suck my thick cock whorefucker keep on sucking my strong cock whorefuckingcumslut you make my dick more harder come on bitch, keep on dont stop sucking my bigfatcock dirtyslut, come on filthybitch, do you want me to lick your pussy with my tongue and stimulate it with my fingers, i love licking your pink pussy let me lick your clit fucking whore whore whore whorewhore whore whore whore whore whore whore......
want to hear you moaning at me when I am pulling your hair in front of my cum filled balls, my rock solid muscular stiff cock gagging your mouth to its full length deep inside your mouth whorefucking cumslut cocksucker cockwhore take this shit suck this dick cockslut cockhungry i am out of words, speechless, i am very excited writing this, suck this fucking cock horny slut.
stroking my cock
OMG you have truly been blessed with this one!..little lengthy and a tad on the self indulgant side dont you think??
xxx
Maybe a little, but the sweet romantic words - and allowing me to be a 930,000th of a whore - I'm kinda ashamed I didn't hit the 1,000,000 whore mark.![]()
maybe the caveman's abacus ran a little shy on the beads??? or he could have knocked it over in the excitment of finally finding a whore for his single brain cell??
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I'm trying so very hard not to laugh out loud on this so my family wouldn't have to listen to me explain what a bad whore I am - like 500 times whorish:
Enjoy folks, this one has to be one of the BEST I've ever gotten.
hi: You dont know what you have done to me listening to your hot slutty voice in the assignment, i want to fuck your throat as hard i want to, stroking my throbbing cock and banging your very fucking hard. undress my pants baby: do you like what you see, how strong my balls are filthy whore, lick my balls baby come on baby girl suck that shit, yeahhhhhhh bitch suckem suckem bitch suck my balls suck those fucking balls baby, is it enough for you dirty slut if you want to go further you won it i discovered in my medical records about a megashaft i guess i know how that extrainch came about, suck my cock whore suck it suck it now bitch, suck it suck it suck it suck it filthy slut suck it suck it suck it whore whore whore whore whore how many times i have to tell you that youre a whore a dirty whore a filthy whorea bitchy slutty whore youare a whore and thats what matters most whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 25 50 a hundred 250 five 500 a thousand times you are a whore suck my thick cock whorefucker keep on sucking my strong cock whorefuckingcumslut you make my dick more harder come on bitch, keep on dont stop sucking my bigfatcock dirtyslut, come on filthybitch, do you want me to lick your pussy with my tongue and stimulate it with my fingers, i love licking your pink pussy let me lick your clit fucking whore whore whore whorewhore whore whore whore whore whore whore......
want to hear you moaning at me when I am pulling your hair in front of my cum filled balls, my rock solid muscular stiff cock gagging your mouth to its full length deep inside your mouth whorefucking cumslut cocksucker cockwhore take this shit suck this dick cockslut cockhungry i am out of words, speechless, i am very excited writing this, suck this fucking cock horny slut.
stroking my cock
You weren't supposed to share what I sent to you. I thought that's why it's called a Private Message.![]()
I took off your name.![]()
Best PM Opening Line to me EVER- "Are you a black man? Do you have a uncircumcised long mandingo cock? Are you like Lexington Steele (wtf)? I'm addicted to black cocks. Please tell me you're black!"
My answer,
"Hell no. Fuck no. Hell no. and Hell, fuck no!"
Well, thanks for that.
I so wanted you to be all of that. I was sorry when you responded in the negative.
BBB, I almost had to break out the AK...but then it wouldn't have been a good day!![]()
Best PM Opening Line to me EVER- "Are you a black man? Do you have a uncircumcised long mandingo cock? Are you like Lexington Steele (wtf)? I'm addicted to black cocks. Please tell me you're black!"
My answer,
"Hell no. Fuck no. Hell no. and Hell, fuck no!"
Sorry.Best PM Opening Line to me EVER- "Are you a black man? Do you have a uncircumcised long mandingo cock? Are you like Lexington Steele (wtf)? I'm addicted to black cocks. Please tell me you're black!"
My answer,
"Hell no. Fuck no. Hell no. and Hell, fuck no!"
Well, thanks for that.
I so wanted you to be all of that. I was sorry when you responded in the negative.
* sneaks in*
So glad I get neither...............it's a blessing and a curse.![]()
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*walks back out*
Wait. you mean I have sent you one? I have been remiss.
I'll forward mine if you'd like.* sneaks in*
So glad I get neither...............it's a blessing and a curse.![]()
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*walks back out*
Very good examples and yes, a person needs to know something about the other before assuming it is okay to PM them.OK, here is what some guys have done that ultimately ended up with me giving out my skype addy.
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PM 1:
Asked me a question that was a direct follow-up to a post I put on his thread. Folks, if you post a cute personal, then you have an easy connection with anyone who replies or bumps.
Asked me how old I am. This is risky, I'd avoid it b/c some women would get offended (he did say, 'if you don't mind my asking'). But since I don't post a pic, I cut him some slack and gave a vague answer.
Next he thanked me and complimented me and sounded humble and a bit old-fashioned, all in one sentence!
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PM 2 [Annotations]:
Hi Nikki [Yes, say my name. There are actually studies that show that people will like you better if you say their name.]
I read your post about sitting on a guys face... [Notice that he said which post, which is good. Otherwise I wouldn't know what the fuck he was talking about.]
And I'd have no objections if either of those things happened to me... In fact I might ask you to keep doing it to me...
[Notice the implied non-creepy invite for me to sit on his face. Also, I'm a sucker for the proper use of ellipsis...]
(Real first name)(Kiss smiley)
[So by giving me a real first name, I'm going to be able to distinguish his PMs from the other guys with similar usernames. Plus 'John' is a lot easier to remember than iamsohard4ulover63. The kiss smiley was cute and a nice closing touch.]
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A few notes:
--Both these guys gave thoughtful/witty follow-up PMs to my responses.
--These examples were what worked for me; every person is different. I suggest trying to get to know the object of your desire through reading her/his posts.
--There have been some other really good PMers, but I had to empty my box :'( .
xoxo Nikki
Very good examples and yes, a person needs to know something about the other before assuming it is okay to PM them.
I'm not bein' stirred at the moment, nor have a desire to be stirred, then again if I were a ste, perhaps stirring would be a good thing, so I didn't get burned.I want to hear what is stirring in someone at that moment.
I've been tempted to write occasionally just some random guy and see what happens, but I am afraid of my own thread! lolThanks, Red--those two guys are particularly 'skilled'. I must say, I'm glad I'm female. I'm not 100% sure I'd be able to write PMs that meet my own standards if the ratio were reversed!
Nikki
I'll forward mine if you'd like.![]()
Very good examples and yes, a person needs to know something about the other before assuming it is okay to PM them.
Okay *sigh*
No.............thank you!LOL
Good afternoon to you too.Good day, ladies.
I love checking in on this thread. Some of these examples are just priceless![]()
Sorry.Geeze - It's what I ask all the Pervy men with herbs in their Lit. names. Just the other day I was asking Pervy_Paprika what size his cock was.
You're welcome.