Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hi had one from a guy a week or so ago who by his avatar is into butts and thought i was female, his pm said "Hi".....Jeeez what a chat up line

I do feel sorry for you girls sometimes

Hi -

Seems to be the most popular one.

Sometimes I wish you fellas would respond back with a simple "Hi" and see how far the guy will go.

You don't have to be sexual with them, keep it all boring and crypt, just to see how long it takes before the PM turns to the erotic side. I'd say 3-4 if not 2, before you're being asked one of the following question:

So what brings you to Lit?

So what are you into?

Do you want to chat?

What are you wearing?

Can I ask you something?

Do you ever IM?

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Nothing is wrong with those questions, but they are annoying when they are just shot out from the starting gate. A lot of those folks can see the answers to if they just spend time on the boards.



So what brings you to Lit? - I've answered on the boards.

So what are you into? - I've answered on the boards.

Do you want to chat? - I've answered on the boards.

What are you wearing? - I've answered on the boards (there is even a thread for that).

Can I ask you something? - I've answered on the boards, or will (usually) if they ask me - on the boards. lol

Do you RP? - that gets a "What kind of RP" - Forums? IM? PM? Email?

 

[mickyp123]

Hi -

Seems to be the most popular one.

Sometimes I wish you fellas would respond back with a simple "Hi" and see how far the guy will go.

You don't have to be sexual with them, keep it all boring and crypt, just to see how long it takes before the PM turns to the erotic side. I'd say 3-4 if not 2, before you're being asked one of the following question:

So what brings you to Lit?

So what are you into?

Do you want to chat?

What are you wearing?

Can I ask you something?

Do you ever IM?

====


Nothing is wrong with those questions, but they are annoying when they are just shot out from the starting gate. A lot of those folks can see the answers to if they just spend time on the boards.



So what brings you to Lit? - I've answered on the boards.

So what are you into? - I've answered on the boards.

Do you want to chat? - I've answered on the boards.

What are you wearing? - I've answered on the boards (there is even a thread for that).

Can I ask you something? - I've answered on the boards, or will (usually) if they ask me - on the boards. lol

Do you RP? - that gets a "What kind of RP" - Forums? IM? PM? Email?

Lol maybe i should gone Swooooon, fuck me your smooth big boy, its the way you say "Hi"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Lol maybe i should gone Swooooon, fuck me your smooth big boy, its the way you say "Hi"

Ohh yes, please do that next time. lol

I'm off to shop for food, seems we have none worthy of eating.

 

[sereneone4u]

Just joined today, no posts and nothing in his or her profile


HOT

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wow your beautiful. do you have skype or anything? we can video chat? xx

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Just joined today, no posts and nothing in his or her profile


HOT

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wow your beautiful. do you have skype or anything? we can video chat? xx

I want to congratulate you on holding back. I know it must have been hard.

 

[sereneone4u]

I want to congratulate you on holding back. I know it must have been hard.

You know it

 

[Aquagal]

Gourmet

Is there such a thing as good Italian in America?



I guess he forgot he asked me to marry him way back when....sigh. Always a bridesmaid never a bride.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You know it

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Is there such a thing as good Italian in America?



I guess he forgot he asked me to marry him way back when....sigh. Always a bridesmaid never a bride.

What the hell?

 

[Aquagal]

What the hell?

Yeah, Italian what? Food? Men? Shoes?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yeah, Italian what? Food? Men? Shoes?

It's a mystery game that you were supposed to solve. Geeze!

 

[The_Fool]

Hi

U R Hot

Wanna hoooka up?

Wanna f*ck?

Call me. I'll make you my bitch.

I'll be U HO!

 

[RedVixen]

had one las week:

"hi... would you pee on me"

i deleted it. ewwwwwwww lol

 

[Aquagal]

Hi

U R Hot

Wanna hoooka up?

Wanna f*ck?

Call me. I'll make you my bitch.

I'll be U HO!

had one las week:

"hi... would you pee on me"

i deleted it. ewwwwwwww lol

These are making me laugh so hard. I wonder if some are being written to see if they'll end up on this thread. Fool's sounds like a teen texter.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hi

U R Hot

Wanna hoooka up?

Wanna f*ck?

Call me. I'll make you my bitch.

I'll be U HO!

I'd pay to see someone try and make you their bitch. You are so far from "bitch" material.

had one las week:

"hi... would you pee on me"

i deleted it. ewwwwwwww lol

Ewww, is right.

 

[reddingo]

had to lol last nite...

"hay do u have skype"
na it hasnt arrived in new zealand yet
"mmm...pity"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

had to lol last nite...

"hay do u have skype"
na it hasnt arrived in new zealand yet
"mmm...pity"

LMAO.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*raises hand and waves excitedly*

I got one! I got one! I was about to go to bed when this gem popped into my PM box!

Oh my!
Hello there..ever get into erotic phone or IM?..Love to make you cum per my instructions, and we dirty talk as I stroke my hard dick.
XXX in IL

 

[badliver_mustbepunished]

Classic yahoo

(mind u I have a detailed profile, pic, and talk on mic)

Random pm: m/f?
Me: (something sarcastic) I have a penis...in my panty drawer
Or I'm having my operation next week, let u know which way I go

 

[badliver_mustbepunished]

Pm: you wouldn't be interested in watching me stroke. I have yahoo, skype, msn, pal talk, aol, icq...



Okay so he really only listed 3 but I was thinking really? And to be rejected on all those and no telling how many other. Almost took pity on him (ALMOST)

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

(mind u I have a detailed profile, pic, and talk on mic)

Random pm: m/f?
Me: (something sarcastic) I have a penis...in my panty drawer
Or I'm having my operation next week, let u know which way I go

Pm: you wouldn't be interested in watching me stroke. I have yahoo, skype, msn, pal talk, aol, icq...



Okay so he really only listed 3 but I was thinking really? And to be rejected on all those and no telling how many other. Almost took pity on him (ALMOST)

Cute, huh. lol


I had two this morning, one about liking redhead, and I said "cool" - haven't heard back, and the other, I can't remember what all he said, but my response was. "Really? Seriously? That's the line you're opening with?" He never responded back either.

Edited to add:

One of the Listers did answer back and apologized for sounding crass and rude, saying he didn't mean to and I gave my reasons as to why I responded the way I did.

 

[PhoenixThorne]

I wish I could get stupid PMs like this on a daily basis, so I could really have some fun.

Random girl: Saw your profile. You're funny! Will you marry me?

Me: That depends. Are you willing to live in a different house, never speak to me, and change your name to, "Mrs. It'sNeverGonnaHappen?" If so, meet me at the altar.

 

[TexasWife25]

I wish I could get stupid PMs like this on a daily basis, so I could really have some fun.

Random girl: Saw your profile. You're funny! Will you marry me?

Me: That depends. Are you willing to live in a different house, never speak to me, and change your name to, "Mrs. It'sNeverGonnaHappen?" If so, meet me at the altar.

HAHAHAHAHA
god thats brilliant

To get more PM's the trick is to go
on a posting spree

Go to the playground and ampics and post
"I have a freakishly large cock"

Guaranteed you'll get really fun PM's from that

 

[Miles Long]

What are these PM and IM things everyone keeps talking about?

 

[PhoenixThorne]

HAHAHAHAHA
god thats brilliant

To get more PM's the trick is to go
on a posting spree

Go to the playground and ampics and post
"I have a freakishly large cock"

Guaranteed you'll get really fun PM's from that

Oh that's all I need to do. I'd get everything from, "Can I see?" to, "Is your first name William, because you are Hung!" *hits self for making bad American Idol reference*

My cock is staying in my pants where it belongs