Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[strapon_tales]

I'm lucky. Most of my PMs are quite good (as they're about similar interests to my own), I just don't get MANY, unfortunately. :-(

Apart from this one:

here i am waitingv fruit

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

We call that Thread Security. Our thread compliments each other......lol

Is that what it is called! lol I'll have to seriously think about posting then.

I'm lucky. Most of my PMs are quite good (as they're about similar interests to my own), I just don't get MANY, unfortunately. :-(

Apart from this one:

here i am waitingv fruit

It's nice to hear the ones you do get are good and the folks PMing you have things in common with you. A plus with any two people chatting on Lit.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*snickers* Okay, 2 PMs in.

 

[vibes]

That doesn't seem right to me, you certainly seem chat worthy.

I take it as a compliment ... I'm not sure how it sounds as an opening line

 

[The_Fool]

Good material in this thread for rants and blurts...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Good material in this thread for rants and blurts...

What a very lovely and very welcomed surprise. How nice of you to pop in. And yes, I've ranted and blurt many a time here, as have several other members of Lit.

I take it as a compliment ... I'm not sure how it sounds as an opening line

You're welcome.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hi...never really know how to write pm's but here goes...

Im 33, from Ireland and learned that since being on lit...I like to be a sub...being controlled, dominated and instructed.

I love fucking my ass...tasting it...deep throating (with my toy) cum eating...pinching my nipples...ball play and anything else you wish to educate me with...

Check out my profile pic and if you like add me on yahoo...


Well this is not the right way.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I've gotten some relatively simple ones this past week, and not posted them because well honestly, it's Mellow's fault. I will say out of those that I've gotten a couple have been so nice that I would be happy to chat with them again, one even had me rethinking my policies of PMs vs Post counts. Not sure that is a good thing though. lol

I did get a tiny handful of vulgar ones that I could have done without, but again I chose not to post because of it being Mellow's fault.

 

[Aquagal]

Here's a doozie I got the other day.


I'm curious, does it make a difference if you have a full bush or if you shave? Does the extra fur help keep you warm?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Here's a doozie I got the other day.


I'm curious, does it make a difference if you have a full bush or if you shave? Does the extra fur help keep you warm?

What a dumbass.

 

[Aquagal]

What a dumbass.

Hence my good and bad post of the same day. Dumb ass squared.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hence my good and bad post of the same day. Dumb ass squared.

Yep.

 

[cowslinger64]

Here's a doozie I got the other day.


I'm curious, does it make a difference if you have a full bush or if you shave? Does the extra fur help keep you warm?

wait....what is the answer? does it help keep you from icing over if you have a 70's porn style bush?

 

[fungatorgurl101]

wait....what is the answer? does it help keep you from icing over if you have a 70's porn style bush?

LOL once you maintain you don't wanna go back to the Bushy Stylin's of the 70's

 

[cowslinger64]

LOL once you maintain you don't wanna go back to the Bushy Stylin's of the 70's

I like my pussies bald, or close to it... but that wasn't the question..

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

That's just sad and I can't answer the question. I'm not shaved, but I'm not overly "bushy" either. I'm more of a sparse natural gal.

 

[Aquagal]

wait....what is the answer? does it help keep you from icing over if you have a 70's porn style bush?

I don't keep a bush 'fro going on. There's plenty enough crotch heat to keep me warm.

 

[cowslinger64]

That's just sad and I can't answer the question. I'm not shaved, but I'm not overly "bushy" either. I'm more of a sparse natural gal.

whats sad?



I always talk the women I date into shaving...it makes a world of difference for both of us...jus sayin

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

whats sad?



I always talk the women I date into shaving...it makes a world of difference for both of us...jus sayin

The ice comment - it was a sad comment.


I shaved for the hubby once, he wasn't into it, so I don't do it.

 

[cowslinger64]

The ice comment - it was a sad comment.


Sad? It was said TOTALLY in jest.


tho i did picture little icicles hanging down below. lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sad? It was said TOTALLY in jest.


tho i did picture little icicles hanging down below. lol

Oh, I know it was in jest. Imagine a redhead, sitting here rolling her eyes, smirking and thinkin' - that's just a sad, sad joke.

(and I pictured that too. )

 

[Aquagal]

The ice comment - it was a sad comment.


Sad? It was said TOTALLY in jest.


tho i did picture little icicles hanging down below. lol

Get that outa your mind, I don't live in a fuckin igloo!

 

[cowslinger64]

Oh, I know it was in jest. Imagine a redhead, sitting here rolling her eyes, smirking and thinkin' - that's just a sad, sad joke.

(and I pictured that too. )

Get that outa your mind, I don't live in a fuckin igloo!

I'm gettin the paddle for you both.

 

[Aquagal]

I'm gettin the paddle for you both.

Which one today?

http://www.greatcanadian.com/images/canoe_paddles.jpg

 

[cowslinger64]

Which one today?

http://www.greatcanadian.com/images/canoe_paddles.jpg

no..more like this:


http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFDcsENWKEsvqGcQdaZALB5ijeTCkKVf-xGBGnc7aR-zKXhkAk