Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

That wouldn't have worked on me. I don't like to trip, it hurts when you fall down.

 

[rbijon]

That wouldn't have worked on me. I don't like to trip, it hurts when you fall down.

....How about; I have been tripping over your Red hair in my mind all day....tie me up with it and hurt me.
AAAaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

....How about; I have been tripping over your Red hair in my mind all day....tie me up with it and hurt me.
AAAaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That's really bad. You should quit while you're ahead.

 

[rbijon]

That's really bad. You should quit while you're ahead.

You have not seen Bad yet!

.....

 

[Daizie]

He asked me to marry him and promised to pamper me.


I told him I didn't wear diapers.

 

[rbijon]

He asked me to marry him and promised to pamper me.


I told him I didn't wear diapers.

I ask a Lit. Girl to marry me for my money

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

He asked me to marry him and promised to pamper me.


I told him I didn't wear diapers.

*chuckles* Or you could have told him you prefer Huggies.

 

[rbijon]

PM to Red;
Marry me for my money and get my illuminated mind free

 

[Daizie]

I ask a Lit. Girl to marry me for my money

Or your witty repartee.

*chuckles* Or you could have told him you prefer Huggies.

lol. Good thinking. Believe it or not, he tried to keep the convo going after my smartass reply.

 

[rbijon]

Or your witty repartee.




lol. Good thinking. Believe it or not, he tried to keep the convo going after my smartass reply.

How about my untrimmed gotee? & my matted hair?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Or your witty repartee.

lol. Good thinking. Believe it or not, he tried to keep the convo going after my smartass reply.

Oh, I can believe it.

I think the bravest, yet dumbest was the guy that actually came on the thread to yell at me for posting his really awful, sucky, crude come on PM. I leave everyone's name out of the PMs, so he was safe, until he came here and opened his mouth publicly.

 

[Daizie]

How about my untrimmed gotee? & my matted hair?

I'm sure the conversation and humorous banter will overshadow them.

Oh, I can believe it.

I think the bravest, yet dumbest was the guy that actually came on the thread to yell at me for posting his really awful, sucky, crude come on PM. I leave everyone's name out of the PMs, so he was safe, until he came here and opened his mouth publicly.

Lol. Talk about stupid. Guess he wanted to defend his idiocy.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Lol. Talk about stupid. Guess he wanted to defend his idiocy.

He failed miserably. I had some Brits PM me, apologizing on behalf of their countrymen.

 

[rbijon]

I'm sure the conversation and humorous banter will overshadow them.



Lol. Talk about stupid. Guess he wanted to defend his idiocy.

It should, but if there is a dip in the conversation you can always pretend I am paying attention to you

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

not even a please, or could you, or would you like to... but an

"add me" after a brief, and I do mean brief conversation will definitely not get you want you may have wanted.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Time for a Yahoo chat?
I'm ***..**** & openminded 49 "family" man.

sourb90 on Yahoo

Ciao!


Me: Why?

Why not?

Me: What do you have to offer that some other man doesn't?


No answer, so I assume he brings nothing to the table he deems better than the next guy.

 

[survivingmonday]

Or he could still be compiling the list of everything he brings to the table.

On second thought, probably not.

 

[vibes]

Nobody's chatted me up in ages

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Or he could still be compiling the list of everything he brings to the table.

On second thought, probably not.

I had thought of that, and if that is the case, I'll be sure to come back here and let folks know how great he thinks he is.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Nobody's chatted me up in ages

That doesn't seem right to me, you certainly seem chat worthy.

 

[mellowyellows]

He asked me to marry him and promised to pamper me.


I told him I didn't wear diapers.

I'm sorry...but this just made me laugh!!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm sorry...but this just made me laugh!!!!

You know, I almost posted in your PM thread the other day, but then thought -- hmm what kind of message would I be sending. LOL

 

[mellowyellows]

You know, I almost posted in your PM thread the other day, but then thought -- hmm what kind of message would I be sending. LOL

Almost doesn't count.......so....let's correct that....get to it. Post something....anything!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Almost doesn't count.......so....let's correct that....get to it. Post something....anything!

But if I do that, there might be a wave of PMs I have to post on my thread, wouldn't that be like you feeding the enemy?

 

[mellowyellows]

But if I do that, there might be a wave of PMs I have to post on my thread, wouldn't that be like you feeding the enemy?

We call that Thread Security. Our thread compliments each other......lol