RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
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I'll be sure to put some on just for you. lol
Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...
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I'll be sure to put some on just for you. lol
JSensei
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NeonSubtlety
I'm a guy. I promise.
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Seeing this thread, i was motivated to see what kind of introductory pm's id made in the past. I have no idea why they're responded-to. I never realized that i had tendencies until this.
fungatorgurl101
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Yeah sorry did I not respond!?
JSensei
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That's funny. Works all the time for me. Maybe try changing your font size and/or color.
rbijon
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A little of both perhaps?
Well if you want so that we can skip right to the chase I will PM you requesting you to mail me your panties in a plastic bag so I can sniff them so you can add that to your list too!
You two are too funny!
RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
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What?
Your tendency is to ask randomly for sex or chatting or your tendancy is to not ask randomly and you do get a response?
I figure why do I have to show them to anyone, they are already in my AV.
JSensei
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What?
You mean this whole time you weren't wearin' any?
Aquagal
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Well if you want so that we can skip right to the chase I will PM you requesting you to mail me your panties in a plastic bag so I can sniff them so you can add that to your list too!
Ziplock baggie sweetie. Seals in all that flavor! Eeewwwwww...
JSensei
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Ziplock baggie sweetie. Seals in all that flavor! Eeewwwwww...
Ewww....
Tampafel
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Ziplock baggie sweetie. Seals in all that flavor! Eeewwwwww...
What about Tupperware?
Frizzle_Fry
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So I have been thinking of a new line, and I came up with this.
Roses are red, violets are blue and I want to impregnate your face.
It's good right?
Roses are red, violets are blue and I want to impregnate your face.
It's good right?
JSensei
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Can't fit in an envelope. Gotta use your head.
Also, I really DID use your PM line and got a response. I'm telling you. Gotta bump up that font size and pick a different color. Makes it more eye catching.
JSensei
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Only one way to find out. Try it and tell us the results... For science.
SouthernSass
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As many "show me your tits" PMs I get, I thought it would be a fun change to reply back to one of these Listers who has been on since 2005 with 3 posts, "show me your package and I'll show you my tits".
Gee, it was so surprising that they didn't have the balls to do it.
Gee, it was so surprising that they didn't have the balls to do it.
Aquagal
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fungatorgurl101
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Yeah that ones real good. Send it out and I'm sure you'll get fantastic results.
Made my ovaries ache
JSensei
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As many "show me your tits" PMs I get, I thought it would be a fun change to reply back to one of these Listers who has been on since 2005 with 3 posts, "show me your package and I'll show you my tits".
Gee, it was so surprising that they didn't have the balls to do it.
Really? I figured he'd whip out the cock pic in an instant. I'm truthfully shocked here.
SouthernSass
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When sass is in my name I'm just shocked they don't expect some type of retort to something so unoriginal. But I agree if they use a good font or color texts, I'm more than happy to whip the girls out for a photo shoot.
Aquagal
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For sure! I'm sure he must have had a fake back up cock pic.
JSensei
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A tempting invitation. ^_^
SouthernSass
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Ok. So now that I'm getting pictures of actual packages PMed to me, maybe I should clarify I was using a metaphor for man stuff. Lol
JSensei
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SouthernSass
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So I see. Sorry I'm still on the third chapter of the lit handbook. I'll make sure to say cock instead of junk, package or jewels from now on. Although now I think the poultry pictures will be coming.Heh... be careful what you ask for around here.
