Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Not dead yet.

 

[Guest]

Not dead yet.

Thank fuck for that or I was talking to a ghost earlier!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Nope, not a ghost.

 

[e-trance action]

On the "best" side, here's one I got from a friend earlier in the week-after some hugs and an inside joke she wrote "seein' your pm show up did make me smile last night"

Nothing quite like knowing we've made someone's day a little better and sharing that fact tends to improve the other person's day as well.

Sorry if it wasn't what some folks are looking for-there's always lots of the worst, thought it was time to add another to the best column

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

On the "best" side, here's one I got from a friend earlier in the week-after some hugs and an inside joke she wrote "seein' your pm show up did make me smile last night"

Nothing quite like knowing we've made someone's day a little better and sharing that fact tends to improve the other person's day as well.

Sorry if it wasn't what some folks are looking for-there's always lots of the worst, thought it was time to add another to the best column

A "best" is ALWAYS welcomed.

 

[e-trance action]

A "best" is ALWAYS welcomed.

Glad to hear that-thanks

although I must admit some of the lines posted on here do make me laugh

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Glad to hear that-thanks

although I must admit some of the lines posted on here do make me laugh

You're welcome... and some will make you laugh, roll your eyes, and even make your stomach squirmy.

 

[juicybaby]

I was really curious to ask you a question. I really hope its ok to ask. I just wanted to worship you with the words and I hope you feel that. I would be very happy to know of your lovely thoughts too. The honour would be mine completely.

Would you enjoy it if my tongue gently tingled your beautiful mound all over, as waves of pleasure wash through your body, as you delight in my softest kisses up and down the line of you sweet mound? my hands sensually massaging your breasts making you feel desired and special as you writhe beautifully in rhythm to my hungry licking, fulfilling you in the deepest of ways.

Can you imagine me rubbing the full length of my sweet cock softly up and down the line of your pussy whilst i look you deep in your eyes? rubbing your clit sweetly against my hot organ, until you are ready to cum, and i slip it deep inside your pussy to finish you off?





Guess he is doing the rounds, and as far as finishing me off, yep you very nearly did pal!

 

[TallMan60]

Aw come on, that did not arouse you? I mean I'm sure he typed in all of those words specifically for you, mentioning the things that you have indicated publicly that you liked, really taking into account your wants and needs. Hehe.

I was really curious to ask you a question. I really hope its ok to ask. I just wanted to worship you with the words and I hope you feel that. I would be very happy to know of your lovely thoughts too. The honour would be mine completely.

Would you enjoy it if my tongue gently tingled your beautiful mound all over, as waves of pleasure wash through your body, as you delight in my softest kisses up and down the line of you sweet mound? my hands sensually massaging your breasts making you feel desired and special as you writhe beautifully in rhythm to my hungry licking, fulfilling you in the deepest of ways.

Can you imagine me rubbing the full length of my sweet cock softly up and down the line of your pussy whilst i look you deep in your eyes? rubbing your clit sweetly against my hot organ, until you are ready to cum, and i slip it deep inside your pussy to finish you off?





Guess he is doing the rounds, and as far as finishing me off, yep you very nearly did pal!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It's been a while since we've had reason to bump this thread...a good thing?

 

[availableslave2u]

i have so many questions about the D/s lifestyle and you seem so open and easy to talk to. can i ask you? if i were your D would you worship and suck my cock? would i be able to beat your ass until you screamed out?........

it goes on with more crap like that. honestly

 

[MollyDolly]

My favourite from the past month:
"I want your ass wrapped around my cock"

PMs like that always give me a ginormous giggle

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i have so many questions about the D/s lifestyle and you seem so open and easy to talk to. can i ask you? if i were your D would you worship and suck my cock? would i be able to beat your ass until you screamed out?........

it goes on with more crap like that. honestly

I'll have to someday tell you about the phone call I recieved at work this week from a man wanting to dress his wife for the weekend...by the end of the conversation I knew way more about his life than I wanted to.

My favourite from the past month:
"I want your ass wrapped around my cock"

PMs like that always give me a ginormous giggle

Yeah, that one is definitely a candidate for "worst".

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Turning my PM's off is one of the best things I have done for my on line time.

 

[ImSinister]

I favor short and to the point - some turn out bad some seem to have the desired effect.

WORST? Probably something like: "Nice Tits and spectacular nipples! Thanks for sharing."


BEST? Probably none but judging on response: "Something about you intrigues me."


Sadly, I have received few PM's so I can't answer in the other direction.

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

I favor short and to the point - some turn out bad some seem to have the desired effect.

WORST? Probably something like: "Nice Tits and spectacular nipples! Thanks for sharing."


BEST? Probably none but judging on response: "Something about you intrigues me."


Sadly, I have received few PM's so I can't answer in the other direction.

Maybe you are too sinister.

 

[malia123]

I laugh at the ones who write, "I just want to grab your hair and fuck the shit out of your brains", hmmn. yeah, that will work

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Turning my PM's off is one of the best things I have done for my on line time.

I've done that a few times here too. Sometimes I just get soooo annoyed that off it goes for a few days.

I favor short and to the point - some turn out bad some seem to have the desired effect.

WORST? Probably something like: "Nice Tits and spectacular nipples! Thanks for sharing."


BEST? Probably none but judging on response: "Something about you intrigues me."


Sadly, I have received few PM's so I can't answer in the other direction.

That "Best" one is a nice one. It would make me respond in a positive manner and probably if all went well you'd gain a friend from it.

The "Worst" ... well the only way to see my nipple is to read a poem I wrote, so I'd probably ask you "Did you at least read the poem?"

I laugh at the ones who write, "I just want to grab your hair and fuck the shit out of your brains", hmmn. yeah, that will work

*chuckles* Works every time don't it...

 

[pleaz_me]

hi

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hi, i am typing with one hand......lets play.......

~Shakes head~

 

[BitchSlap]

I'm bored....

Turning my PM's off is one of the best things I have done for my on line time.

I agree. Makes lit more fun.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I've been absent from Lit., but I was welcomed back with the usual...

"Do you want to play?"

Somethings never change.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be a nice person with good conversation abilities. Some folks are just able to focus on one thing and one thing only. Oh well. *shrugs shoulders*

And 15 tops the ignore card.

 

[lilmissclee]

"Is that your real breast?" I just wonder sometimes, why put someone elses up?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"Is that your real breast?" I just wonder sometimes, why put someone elses up?

*snickers*

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

Damn you ladies get a lot of weird shit I see.