Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It'd OK. I understand.

Thanks.

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Thanks.

YW!

 

[Guest]

You really have one of the most stunning bodies on Lit. So glad you like to show off
your boobies, your pussy, and your anus.

I particularly liked the recent cut-off shirt and blue panty set.

Thanks for helping me ejaculate.

always glad to help my fellow man cum

 

[Erotic_Beauty]

*cough, cough, sputter, spew... *

Hi )
I was really curious to ask you a question. I really hope its ok to ask. I just wanted to worship you with the words and I hope you feel that. I would be very happy to know of your lovely thoughts too. The honour would be mine completely.

Would you enjoy it if my tongue gently tingled your beautiful mound all over, as waves of pleasure wash through your body, as you delight in my softest kisses up and down the line of you sweet mound? my hands sensually massaging your breasts making you feel desired and special as you writhe beautifully in rhythm to my hungry licking, fulfilling you in the deepest of ways.

Can you imagine me rubbing the full length of my sweet cock softly up and down the line of your pussy whilst i look you deep in your eyes? rubbing your clit sweetly against my hot organ, until you are ready to cum, and i slip it deep inside your pussy to finish you off?

A link to this thread has been provided. . .

 

[ltnsfr007]

*cough, cough, sputter, spew... *

Hi )
I was really curious to ask you a question. I really hope its ok to ask. I just wanted to worship you with the words and I hope you feel that. I would be very happy to know of your lovely thoughts too. The honour would be mine completely.

Would you enjoy it if my tongue gently tingled your beautiful mound all over, as waves of pleasure wash through your body, as you delight in my softest kisses up and down the line of you sweet mound? my hands sensually massaging your breasts making you feel desired and special as you writhe beautifully in rhythm to my hungry licking, fulfilling you in the deepest of ways.

Can you imagine me rubbing the full length of my sweet cock softly up and down the line of your pussy whilst i look you deep in your eyes? rubbing your clit sweetly against my hot organ, until you are ready to cum, and i slip it deep inside your pussy to finish you off?

A link to this thread has been provided. . .

Hehehe was he sweating too ?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I had one that started off like

Does your brother know how you like to stick your fingers in your pussy...and then went into something else.

I like the idea of linking this thread in a reply, lol. I might try that next time.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I just got this one:

"hiya gawjus
i was wonderin if u ad an email address cuz i was opin tht u mote send me sum nude pics
reply bak soon gawjus
byeeeeeeee
xxxxxxxxxxx
mwah"


Makes me want to send my email address ASAP!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I just got this one:

"hiya gawjus
i was wonderin if u ad an email address cuz i was opin tht u mote send me sum nude pics
reply bak soon gawjus
byeeeeeeee
xxxxxxxxxxx
mwah"


Makes me want to send my email address ASAP!

That was very hard to read.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*cough, cough, sputter, spew... *

Hi )
I was really curious to ask you a question. I really hope its ok to ask. I just wanted to worship you with the words and I hope you feel that. I would be very happy to know of your lovely thoughts too. The honour would be mine completely.

Would you enjoy it if my tongue gently tingled your beautiful mound all over, as waves of pleasure wash through your body, as you delight in my softest kisses up and down the line of you sweet mound? my hands sensually massaging your breasts making you feel desired and special as you writhe beautifully in rhythm to my hungry licking, fulfilling you in the deepest of ways.

Can you imagine me rubbing the full length of my sweet cock softly up and down the line of your pussy whilst i look you deep in your eyes? rubbing your clit sweetly against my hot organ, until you are ready to cum, and i slip it deep inside your pussy to finish you off?

A link to this thread has been provided. . .

*shakes head* I do hope he followed the link.

Hehehe was he sweating too ?

With all that wiggling something was oozing... probably a load of...

I had one that started off like

Does your brother know how you like to stick your fingers in your pussy...and then went into something else.

I like the idea of linking this thread in a reply, lol. I might try that next time.

I think a link is a nice proper way to say Thank you for your kind words of admiration.

 

[lovemonster]

hey they

would you mind if i add you to yahoo ?
to have a chat and maybe you could watch as play on my webcam ?

From someone with no posts.

Because I've just been waiting for you to come along so I can watch you play on webcam....

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

From someone with no posts.

Because I've just been waiting for you to come along so I can watch you play on webcam....

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/Gypsy48/lmaoFunny42.jpg

 

[kinkykeira]

just got an amazing one...
fyi he has no posts despite being a member for several years and I know at least one other person who has gotten the exact same message...

Was just now stumbling and bumbling about in here and ran smack-dab into your page and posts..... pardon...... hope I didn't knock anything out of whack.

Wow.

Somehow, it made me heart-pound wild.

It hints at someone fully imbued with life.... raking up sparks in the viscerally wolfen part of me......... do you mind a wild take-charge kind of wolf?

So do you dig writerly critters? Oh.... yes... I am a writer..... one of those beasts...... we can be odd......... but hey........ to ameliorate that a bit, I am also a jock...... yup....... I am a product of jockdom, but not of the typically ascribed jerk-variety.

Would wolfish, dominant tendencies in a man turn you off?

Excuse my prattling....... I'll shut my mouth for now........

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

just got an amazing one...
fyi he has no posts despite being a member for several years and I know at least one other person who has gotten the exact same message...

Was just now stumbling and bumbling about in here and ran smack-dab into your page and posts..... pardon...... hope I didn't knock anything out of whack.

Wow.

Somehow, it made me heart-pound wild.

It hints at someone fully imbued with life.... raking up sparks in the viscerally wolfen part of me......... do you mind a wild take-charge kind of wolf?

So do you dig writerly critters? Oh.... yes... I am a writer..... one of those beasts...... we can be odd......... but hey........ to ameliorate that a bit, I am also a jock...... yup....... I am a product of jockdom, but not of the typically ascribed jerk-variety.

Would wolfish, dominant tendencies in a man turn you off?

Excuse my prattling....... I'll shut my mouth for now........

*cough gag cough gag cough... spew... *

 

[Guest]

ello - Yesterday, 12:59 AM

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my name is ****** ***** and i am an am an armature web designer. i am also an avid admirer or the beauty of the female body. i am looking for a project to work on n my spare time to keep my skill fresh in my mind and i would like to create a website that shows the tasteful beauty of the female and i was wondering if you would be kind enough to let me use your photos. is is a non-profit site meant for nothing but a hobbie. if not i understand and i than you for your time.

Forwarded to Laurel and Manu - for all the good it will do

 

[AphroditeReborn]

ello - Yesterday, 12:59 AM

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my name is ****** ***** and i am an am an armature web designer. i am also an avid admirer or the beauty of the female body. i am looking for a project to work on n my spare time to keep my skill fresh in my mind and i would like to create a website that shows the tasteful beauty of the female and i was wondering if you would be kind enough to let me use your photos. is is a non-profit site meant for nothing but a hobbie. if not i understand and i than you for your time.

Forwarded to Laurel and Manu - for all the good it will do

OMG I got that exact same message!!!

 

[lovemonster]

ello - Yesterday, 12:59 AM

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my name is ****** ***** and i am an am an armature web designer. i am also an avid admirer or the beauty of the female body. i am looking for a project to work on n my spare time to keep my skill fresh in my mind and i would like to create a website that shows the tasteful beauty of the female and i was wondering if you would be kind enough to let me use your photos. is is a non-profit site meant for nothing but a hobbie. if not i understand and i than you for your time.

Forwarded to Laurel and Manu - for all the good it will do

OMG I got that exact same message!!!

LOL...me too...at least the bloke has good taste, eh?

 

[Guest]

OMG I got that exact same message!!!

LOL...me too...at least the bloke has good taste, eh?

*sobs*....but I thought I was his only one......*sobs*

 

[Guest]

Guess what - I got that same message again


Forwarded to Laurel and Manu again, this time with him getting it as well and then the trusty iggy button used!!!

 

[lovemonster]

Guess what - I got that same message again


Forwarded to Laurel and Manu again, this time with him getting it as well and then the trusty iggy button used!!!

LOL....if at first you don't succeed....

I didn't get it, I'm complaining.

 

[IsabellaKing]

OMG I got that exact same message!!!

I feel left out

 

[Guest]

Time for a bump and this one is just a perfect example......

hello - Today, 12:05 AM

thought you were sexy and interesting, ****


Am I not sexy and interesting anymore????

Member for over 3 years, with not a post to his name. Dirty lurker!!!

 

[juicybaby]

Just don'tdo this.

"Hi, baby how juicy are you."

I genuinely will not even answer.!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

What's happened to Red?

 

[Guest]

Just don'tdo this.

"Hi, baby how juicy are you."

I genuinely will not even answer.!!!!!!

Send them a link to this thread hun!!!!

 

[Guest]

What's happened to Red?

Non lit life i.e. work I guess but I will message her in YM and see if I can get a response!!!