Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[littleone77]

*shakes head*

You never even called me back!!!

*Giggles*

Sorry Red. I only do one night stands. And Lit one night stands are even shorter!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*Giggles*

Sorry Red. I only do one night stands. And Lit one night stands are even shorter!

*sniffles* I paid for dinner, the movie, and everything.

Evening sweets.

 

[Guest]

Wow! I'm particularly enchanted by your ass cheeks. How about a pic of your ass pressed against the railing, with a cheek on either side of the rail?


Reaction:- I really don't know why or how but one thing really did lead to another and holy fuck!!!

 

[Guest]

Hey

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Hey there, Saw your pics... very sexy. you seem like a woman who knows how to have fun


Master of understatement

 

[Guest]

beautiful mum

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You are so hot and sexy. When I was younger(I'm 25) my friends used to always come over just to see my stepmom sunbathe. Do your kids friends do the same.

That's an original one at least, but what does it say about the teen's mates????

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*grins* I'm still wondering about the "Holy Fuck" one.

 

[Guest]

*grins* I'm still wondering about the "Holy Fuck" one.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh that would be telling

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh that would be telling

Yes? ? ? and that is a problem?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

HI
I am interested in being your online buddy. I'm 22/m who's interested in older ladies for their maturity. Plz reply if you want to know more.

Thanks


His Lit name actually described what I thought about this PM. Yeah, I know it is worded with decent spelling (except for the word Please) and I know it's not rude or nasty. . .but it's just annoying.

Why should I respond to him? I didn't contact him. I didn't lurk on the threads and think, he's not worth getting to know publicly, but I'll do it behind the scenes in secret. Pfft.

If this person knew anything about me they would have known better than to think this was going to work. I don't need a boy. I need a man.

 

[Guest]

i just wanted to write and say how much i loved your pics. i would like to talk to you some time about your pics if thats ok with you. do you have a messanger? i have msn and yahoo. please let me know i cant waite to hear from you

7 posts since April.
No capitalisation.
Incorrect punctuation.
Spelling mistakes.


A test for the visitors to this thread - did I reply or did I delete?????

 

[MSH2]

i just wanted to write and say how much i loved your pics. i would like to talk to you some time about your pics if thats ok with you. do you have a messanger? i have msn and yahoo. please let me know i cant waite to hear from you

7 posts since April.
No capitalisation.
Incorrect punctuation.
Spelling mistakes.


A test for the visitors to this thread - did I reply or did I delete?????

ummmmmmmmmmmm .............................. ummmmmmmmmm

Deleted, methinks

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i just wanted to write and say how much i loved your pics. i would like to talk to you some time about your pics if thats ok with you. do you have a messanger? i have msn and yahoo. please let me know i cant waite to hear from you

7 posts since April.
No capitalisation.
Incorrect punctuation.
Spelling mistakes.


A test for the visitors to this thread - did I reply or did I delete?????

I just wanted to write and say how much I loved your pics. I would like to talk to you some time about your pics, if thats ok with you. Do you have a messenger? I have msn and yahoo. Please let me know. I can't wait to hear from you.

It was the spelling and grammar thing that drove you away!?! I've fixed it, so you can answer back now... sorry.

 

[Guest]

Does my bum look big in this?

I posted the above on LM's thread in response to her posting a pic of our bums!!!


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My. Gawd.

It looks perfect!

Thank you for that!

The pm I received quoting my post.


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Mine or lovemonsters lol???

Just making sure lol

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Yours! I mean, hers is gorgeous, but I like yours!

Don't tell her I said that.

As if I would

 

[Guest]

ummmmmmmmmmmm .............................. ummmmmmmmmm

Deleted, methinks

Correct

 

[Guest]

I just wanted to write and say how much I loved your pics. I would like to talk to you some time about your pics, if thats ok with you. Do you have a messenger? I have msn and yahoo. Please let me know. I can't wait to hear from you.

It was the spelling and grammar thing that drove you away!?! I've fixed it, so you can answer back now... sorry.

Oh Miss Red, I would love to chat with you

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh Miss Red, I would love to chat with you

I'm honored, and my heart is all a flutter and my panties wet and... ohhh wait, I'm supposed to tell you that last part in a PM.

 

[Guest]

I'm honored, and my heart is all a flutter and my panties wet and... ohhh wait, I'm supposed to tell you that last part in a PM.

Yes you are lol

 

[Guest]

Adnass pls! ppics of asses git me so hirny pls send me ass pics immidietly! wiff ears pls and tailz and if they have saddles thetd be luvly 2

Oh dear, the standard of pm is getting worse

 

[MSH2]

Oh dear, the standard of pm is getting worse

I'm offened! I spent ages working on the title to that PM and you left it off *huffs, sniffles*

 

[Guest]

I'm offened! I spent ages working on the title to that PM and you left it off *huffs, sniffles*

Oh sorry hun

 

[lovemonster]

I posted the above on LM's thread in response to her posting a pic of our bums!!!
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The pm I received quoting my post.
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Just making sure lol
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As if I would

Nooo, of course you wouldn't....

Who is he, I'm gonna rip his balls off

 

[Guest]

Nooo, of course you wouldn't....

Who is he, I'm gonna rip his balls off

I promised I wouldn't tell

 

[lovemonster]

I promised I wouldn't tell

LOL....I won't push you to betray your promise....

 

[Guest]

LOL....I won't push you to betray your promise....

Well if he likes both of our bums he can't be all bad can he?

 

[lovemonster]

Well if he likes both of our bums he can't be all bad can he?

That's true