Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[JohhnyOH]

LOL... But he was so articulate and tried to be all helpful.

I know, he was being kind.
My spine would snap in half if I tried that.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I know, he was being kind.
My spine would snap in half if I tried that.

Hmm... not good. I think that would defeat the purpose of the exercise.

 

[JohhnyOH]

Hmm... not good. I think that would defeat the purpose of the exercise.

Very true!
It's just not very comfortable.
bent over in half, trying to get your pecker in your mouth, can't breathe...
lol it's a pathetic vision!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Very true!
It's just not very comfortable.
bent over in half, trying to get your pecker in your mouth, can't breathe...
lol it's a pathetic vision!

Grabs another towel to wipe up the tea.

 

[JohhnyOH]

Grabs another towel to wipe up the tea.

I'm gonna have to buy you another monitor, yes?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm gonna have to buy you another monitor, yes?

You just may. I'm thinking a really large one, much bigger than what I have now. *nods happily*

 

[JohhnyOH]

You just may. I'm thinking a really large one, much bigger than what I have now. *nods happily*

Oooh!!!
Stays away...too easy...must resist joke...

How small is your monitor?

 

[lovemonster]

Damn, I must remember to post my PM's here instead of just deleting them... had some real doozies recently....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oooh!!!
Stays away...too easy...must resist joke...

How small is your monitor?

*chuckles* and *smirks before moving on... *

I don't know. . .It's small. 15 inches (I think) maybe 17. But you can go with 19, 21, 24. . .I don't mind.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Damn, I must remember to post my PM's here instead of just deleting them... had some real doozies recently....

Yes, remember me. Keep my thread alive. Morning lovely.

 

[JohhnyOH]

Damn, I must remember to post my PM's here instead of just deleting them... had some real doozies recently....

lol go for it!
I love reading Pm's not meant for the public eye.
So voyeuristic!

 

[lovemonster]

lol go for it!
I love reading Pm's not meant for the public eye.
So voyeuristic!

Would you believe, I haven't had any since then? They must have read my post here...

However, I did get this rather lovely one which I thought merited a mention...

just stopping by
...to say hello and that i really luv your AV picture. You are a really pretty woman.

I did respond with a thank you and the fellow in question has posted on my thread and engaged in conversation.....such a lovely change!

I also just had a post on my thread...

nice pics baby....wanna...?

So I queried whether he wanted to go ice skating or grab a burger or a movie....funnily enough he hasn't come back to me....

 

[Guest]

Continuing the "conversation" lol

I saw your picture thread and dear god.

I have to say, I'm a fan of older BBW's and you take the cake in what I want. I just wanted to compliment you on how unbelievably sexy you are and how I want to fuck you until I can't feel my own body. @_@

Thank you. Not so sure about the "older BBW" comment but as you are only N/A you must be young.

Yeah. I'm 18 so, you're older to me. But I love that kind of stuff.

Oh why am I not at all surprised he is 18??? Or is he in fact perhaps 14????

*shakes head*

 

[Guest]

I really really must put a link to this thread back in my sig line!!!

*sighs*

 

[Guest]

hi sexy

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care to chat

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I personally hate the term... BBW... I don't see why we need the "Big" ... can't we just be Beautiful Women?

I get very offended when someone calls me big. I know I am big. I don't need a freakin' reminder.

 

[lovemonster]

I personally hate the term... BBW... I don't see why we need the "Big" ... can't we just be Beautiful Women?

I get very offended when someone calls me big. I know I am big. I don't need a freakin' reminder.

I just had someone on my thread tell my I didn't need the first B in BBW...I'm just beautiful...awwww

Only use the term BBW on here so that people know exactly what they're getting. When I first joined up, before I had my pic thread, I had a guy chat me up, soon as he found out I was of the larger persuasion he disappeared, never to be heard of again

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I just had someone on my thread tell my I didn't need the first B in BBW...I'm just beautiful...awwww

Only use the term BBW on here so that people know exactly what they're getting. When I first joined up, before I had my pic thread, I had a guy chat me up, soon as he found out I was of the larger persuasion he disappeared, never to be heard of again

HE was an ass, an ignorant one too.

I don't think we need to advertise our size, but our personality. I'm heavy, never have denied that, hated it and still do, though I'm smaller than I was. But I just get a bit of anger riled in me when men describe women as BBW. *shakes head* I really think they should say... I like beautiful women.

 

[lovemonster]

HE was an ass, an ignorant one too.

I don't think we need to advertise our size, but our personality. I'm heavy, never have denied that, hated it and still do, though I'm smaller than I was. But I just get a bit of anger riled in me when men describe women as BBW. *shakes head* I really think they should say... I like beautiful women.

I know he was. It still stings though........ Which is why I let it be known up front. If you don't want to find out what my personality is like just because I'm big, then it's your loss. Those who don't care about my size get to see just what a wonderful person I am

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I know he was. It still stings though........ Which is why I let it be known up front. If you don't want to find out what my personality is like just because I'm big, then it's your loss. Those who don't care about my size get to see just what a wonderful person I am

*hugs* I know it stung. I had the same thing happen to me. I think because of his reaction that is one reason I don't like to use too many pictures of myself publicly, or the ones I do use, I crop big time just so the parts I do like show up.

I'll admit, since my surgery and the success I've had with it, I do feel better about my appearance, but I still hover on the edge of not liking my body.

 

[lovemonster]

*hugs* I know it stung. I had the same thing happen to me. I think because of his reaction that is one reason I don't like to use too many pictures of myself publicly, or the ones I do use, I crop big time just so the parts I do like show up.

I'll admit, since my surgery and the success I've had with it, I do feel better about my appearance, but I still hover on the edge of not liking my body.

I wouldn't let an idiot like that stop me from putting pictures up. I'm proud of myself, yes I'm overweight, but I'm happy, I've realised that big CAN be sexy and I flaunt what I've got.....people don't like it, that's tough!

It's only when you feel comfortable with yourself that you can feel comfortable with others....I've learned that in the last year.

 

[Guest]

*hugs* I know it stung. I had the same thing happen to me. I think because of his reaction that is one reason I don't like to use too many pictures of myself publicly, or the ones I do use, I crop big time just so the parts I do like show up.

I'll admit, since my surgery and the success I've had with it, I do feel better about my appearance, but I still hover on the edge of not liking my body.

I wouldn't let an idiot like that stop me from putting pictures up. I'm proud of myself, yes I'm overweight, but I'm happy, I've realised that big CAN be sexy and I flaunt what I've got.....people don't like it, that's tough!

It's only when you feel comfortable with yourself that you can feel comfortable with others....I've learned that in the last year.

I agree with points made by both of you and also have some other thoughts.

I don't mind the term BBW, each part is a fact after all!! My thread title also makes it perfectly clear that I am big but that I am beautiful and proud. I am overweight and in a way I am happy. However, I do want to lose weight and I am doing something about it. I don't want to be skinny, I don't even want to be classed as thin I just want to be curvy and gorgeous!! I know also it is better for my health and with a history of heart disease in the family that is an important motivator too.

As I don't mind the title myself I can hardly complain when others use it. It is the comments by PM such as "I want to fuck you until I can't feel my own body" from total strangers that piss me off!!!! If they want to fuck me they can at least be open on thread about it

 

[littleone77]

By far the best line I have had in a long while...

Hi,

How are you today?
Did we talk the other night?

Oh brother...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I agree with points made by both of you and also have some other thoughts.

I don't mind the term BBW, each part is a fact after all!! My thread title also makes it perfectly clear that I am big but that I am beautiful and proud. I am overweight and in a way I am happy. However, I do want to lose weight and I am doing something about it. I don't want to be skinny, I don't even want to be classed as thin I just want to be curvy and gorgeous!! I know also it is better for my health and with a history of heart disease in the family that is an important motivator too.

As I don't mind the title myself I can hardly complain when others use it. It is the comments by PM such as "I want to fuck you until I can't feel my own body" from total strangers that piss me off!!!! If they want to fuck me they can at least be open on thread about it

But... I thought that line would work on you! *sniffles and runs off to think of new ones. *

I figure if they want me, they can want me for me, and if they don't realize I'm heavy, then they obviously never got to know me in the first place. Because I'm not shy about my weight and have always talked about being heavy before my surgery and it's a constant in my life. I can't not talk about it.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

By far the best line I have had in a long while...

Hi,

How are you today?
Did we talk the other night?

Oh brother...

*shakes head*

You never even called me back!!!