Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Guest]

Yes, please do not hold your breath... the blue in your name is not because you hold the world record on how long one can hold their breath.

No, it is a reflection of the tone of my thoughts

 

[Guest]

Good Evening BlueFoxLady: Hope you are well and having a wonderful weekend . I must thank you for posting so many wondrful pics of yourself and sharing them with us....... y ou r lovely and very desirable would love to chat with you and explore your bsdm side as you looked so hot tied up

Thats a proper pm!!! I hope I replied to him

*runs off to check*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*grins* A nice PM indeed.

 

[Guest]

Yummy

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what lovely nipples you have ...........have you had your brain fucked lately?

Started out well and then blew it completely!!! Had it been a friend fine, but from a stranger & a "virgin" at that well no thanks.

 

[Guest]

Wow

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I saw your picture thread and dear god.

I have to say, I'm a fan of older BBW's and you take the cake in what I want. I just wanted to compliment you on how unbelievably sexy you are and how I want to fuck you until I can't feel my own body. @_@





Obviously 42 is older than "N/A" lol

 

[keiffers]

Yummy

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what lovely nipples you have ...........have you had your brain fucked lately?

Started out well and then blew it completely!!! Had it been a friend fine, but from a stranger & a "virgin" at that well no thanks.

brain fucked? hmmm that's a new one....

 

[Morrigu]

brain fucked? hmmm that's a new one....

Yep aural sex..............bit of a bugger personally

 

[keiffers]

Yep aural sex..............bit of a bugger personally

damn I spend too much time at home then! lol

 

[Morrigu]

damn I spend too much time at home then! lol

Well you could always practice being a petrol pump

 

[keiffers]

Well you could always practice being a petrol pump

LOL I'd run dry too fast

 

[Guest]

Now run along and frolic, giggle girlishly and see to your chores. I may be along presently to toy with you and use you for my own amusement.

Or I may actually be so drunk that I'm pretending to ignore the half naked wench sitting beside me while secretly lusting after her.


That is a slight cheat, not the opening lines but the final two lines. It just made me smile

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thanks for the chuckles folks. I've gotten some friendly ones lately, just respectful and all; some even complimenting my work. Which is always fun.

 

[littleone77]

I had three pms in the last 24 hour span. What is funny is two were from the same person under a different alias. Apparently he had forgotten what name he was using

What I always find interesting is I direct them to El_C. None of them are ever interested in reliving their boredom by talking to him.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I had three pms in the last 24 hour span. What is funny is two were from the same person under a different alias. Apparently he had forgotten what name he was using

What I always find interesting is I direct them to El_C. None of them are ever interested in reliving their boredom by talking to him.

*chuckles* I had a friend a long while back that took care of some for me. Funny... they never answered him back either. lol. I need another friend like that.

 

[El_Cazador999]

I had three pms in the last 24 hour span. What is funny is two were from the same person under a different alias. Apparently he had forgotten what name he was using

What I always find interesting is I direct them to El_C. None of them are ever interested in reliving their boredom by talking to him.

Maybe I should change my approach. I must be too nice to them and they're looking to get pushed around a little.

My favorite is still the one whose wife's name was part of his email address. I don't know why he didn't want me talking to his wife.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It takes all kinds to make the world spin.

 

[JohhnyOH]

"Are you into guys? If not, could I just suck you?"

Uhhh, if I'm not into men...

Weak, but it's early and my coffee hasn't kicked in.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ahhh.... a morning email to make me all a flutter. . .

hey
love ur stories and ur hot sexy voice it turns me on and very time i
hear i masturbate i cant help it i feel ur voice is made for me and if u
wana have some fun call me on (number removed to protect the innocent? ) or IM me on (IM removed for the same reason) at
yahoo messenger. ill wait for ur response


Keep waiting baby.

 

[JohhnyOH]

Ahh, once "ur" makes an appearance it's over.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"Are you into guys? If not, could I just suck you?"

Uhhh, if I'm not into men...

Weak, but it's early and my coffee hasn't kicked in.

*chuckles* Come on; it's just a mouth and a cock right?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ahh, once "ur" makes an appearance it's over.

That email was never going anywhere, but here. lol

 

[JohhnyOH]

*chuckles* Come on; it's just a mouth and a cock right?

What about the Fu Manchu and ZZ Top style beard?
*shudders*

stubble on face + penis = Neosporin

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

What about the Fu Manchu and ZZ Top style beard?
*shudders*

stubble on face + penis = Neosporin

LOL *coughchokecough* Thanks I think I spewed tea on the screen.

 

[JohhnyOH]

LOL *coughchokecough* Thanks I think I spewed tea on the screen.

lol anytime!

Here's another, a guy trying to help with my autofellatio techniques:

If you won't to get more of that monster into your mouth, try this: Lay on your back and roll up onto your shoulders. Then, try to reach your feet behind your head. You will be surprised as how "easy" this will be. With your feet behind your head, your cock will be directly over your face. You should have no trouble getting a couple of inches of that beautiful cock into your mouth.

Another way is to lay on the floor by a wall. Scoot your ass towards the wall as you "walk" your feet up the wall. Try it and you will get the picture.

Ever play with guys?


I'm not double jointed!
He's got me walking up walls, putting my feet behind my head..

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol anytime!

Here's another, a guy trying to help with my autofellatio techniques:

If you won't to get more of that monster into your mouth, try this: Lay on your back and roll up onto your shoulders. Then, try to reach your feet behind your head. You will be surprised as how "easy" this will be. With your feet behind your head, your cock will be directly over your face. You should have no trouble getting a couple of inches of that beautiful cock into your mouth.

Another way is to lay on the floor by a wall. Scoot your ass towards the wall as you "walk" your feet up the wall. Try it and you will get the picture.

Ever play with guys?


I'm not double jointed!
He's got me walking up walls, putting my feet behind my head..

LOL... But he was so articulate and tried to be all helpful.