Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Montana_Roze]

Asl

So far the PM's I get on Lit are rare and to be treasured. However, as a chatter in Yahoo's user rooms I must say the PM I came to dread the most was: ASL?????

Thats the one that kills me ASL

I made up my nicname in yahoo to answer all those questions
montana(L) Roze(hope they know thats feminine) and then the year I was born.....always always still get the ASL

 

[fuzzy guy]

Thats the one that kills me ASL

I made up my nicname in yahoo to answer all those questions
montana(L) Roze(hope they know thats feminine) and then the year I was born.....always always still get the ASL

You sound really cute... ASL??
Muhahaha




FG

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

jus came up with a good one for me. . .

asl?

89, trans, Iceland

I'm using that one next time.

 

[sepher8125]

a good one

"you r cute. what r u into?"

I just got that one the other day...it certainly was short, but it certainly turned me on nonetheless =P

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"you r cute. what r u into?"

I just got that one the other day...it certainly was short, but it certainly turned me on nonetheless =P

Oh yeah... those PM's make me wet. . .

 

[keiffers]

Oh yeah... those PM's make me wet. . .

grin I try hehe

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

grin I try hehe

You have to work so hard at it too.

 

[keiffers]

You have to work so hard at it too.

you love it! lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

you love it! lol

 

[littleone77]

you love it! lol

Still full of your self I see... LOL, slacking are we in the pm area?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Still full of your self I see... LOL, slacking are we in the pm area?

He is! He doesn't PM me. . .he just posts and lurks, hoping to snag me in his web of sex and lies and videotapes!

 

[keiffers]

Still full of your self I see... LOL, slacking are we in the pm area?

LOL you wish! hahaha

 

[keiffers]

He is! He doesn't PM me. . .he just posts and lurks, hoping to snag me in his web of sex and lies and videotapes!

hahahahah

 

[littleone77]

He is! He doesn't PM me. . .he just posts and lurks, hoping to snag me in his web of sex and lies and videotapes!

Ha! I got pmed, heh

But I vowed never to be intangled in his web...and I am resisting wonderfully

 

[keiffers]

Ha! I got pmed, heh

But I vowed never to be intangled in his web...and I am resisting wonderfully

damn, just like politicians - enjoy the action but deny it ever happened! lol

 

[littleone77]

LOL you wish! hahaha

You read minds too? LOL

 

[littleone77]

damn, just like politicians - enjoy the action but deny it ever happened! lol

I deny nothing....(I did not have sexual relations with that woman er man) the proof lies in the telling

 

[keiffers]

I deny nothing....(I did not have sexual relations with that woman er man) the proof lies in the telling

oh you and red got something goin now I see LOL

 

[littleone77]

oh you and red got something goin now I see LOL

*Looks about wildly* Who told you about my bi-ness? LOL...oh you just wish, what are you another watcher?

 

[keiffers]

*Looks about wildly* Who told you about my bi-ness? LOL...oh you just wish, what are you another watcher?

LOL to each their own LOL

 

[littleone77]

LOL to each their own LOL

Hey now I was just joking, here

And personally I think perhaps you two have something LOL, kinda reminds me of a cat chasing a bird through a glass window

Guess I was right...heh, score for me!

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Oh geesh!

Not like the unintelligent PMs weren't bad enough, now a loser who doesn't take rejection well is trashing me on my own thread! Give me a break!

http://bestsmileys.com/thumbs/4.gif

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ha! I got pmed, heh

But I vowed never to be intangled in his web...and I am resisting wonderfully

Smart woman!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hey now I was just joking, here

And personally I think perhaps you two have something LOL, kinda reminds me of a cat chasing a bird through a glass window

Guess I was right...heh, score for me!

He likes my pancakes.

 

[keiffers]

He likes my pancakes.

yeah I got yer syrup right here!