Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[getitgotitgood]

LOL... ohhh so smooth and warm... do you kiss your momma with that mouth? Oh wait.... nevermind... that doesn't sound right.

Puhhhhhhhhh-leaseeeeeeeee ....the incest thread is --------------> thataway

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Puhhhhhhhhh-leaseeeeeeeee ....the incest thread is --------------> thataway

LOL... I said it sounded wrong.

 

[getitgotitgood]

LOL... I said it sounded wrong.

Ya right there!! ... it did!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ya right there!! ... it did!!

Yeah, wasn't the best time to slip in that sentence.

But I'm not known for my impeccible timing, just my wit or lack there of.

 

[cuzeyemwhateyem]

pmsl I'll forgive ya and I wont put ya across my knee .... this time

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh . . . good thing I can read in lemon chiffon.

 

[cuzeyemwhateyem]

Oh . . . good thing I can read in lemon chiffon.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ohh... the emoticons. Do you know I love emoticons?

 

[All_Woman]

'I bet you would hate to have me lick your pussy right now wouldnt you".

my reply... "Actually Im on my period and bleeding like a pig, so help yourself sweetie"...

I never heard from him again...

 

[cuzeyemwhateyem]

'I bet you would hate to have me lick your pussy right now wouldnt you".

my reply... "Actually Im on my period and bleeding like a pig, so help yourself sweetie"...

I never heard from him again...

Gee does HE have hangups or what

 

[All_Woman]

Gee does HE have hangups or what

Guess that was one of them..

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

'I bet you would hate to have me lick your pussy right now wouldnt you".

my reply... "Actually Im on my period and bleeding like a pig, so help yourself sweetie"...

I never heard from him again...

LOL...

Welcome to the thread.

 

[Diamond_Girl]

'I bet you would hate to have me lick your pussy right now wouldnt you".

my reply... "Actually Im on my period and bleeding like a pig, so help yourself sweetie"...

I never heard from him again...

Ooooh, absolutely fantastic response!!! Love it!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Good Morning DG. Nice to see you this morning.

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Good Morning DG. Nice to see you this morning.

Good morning RHF! Good to be seen. How are you this morning?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Good morning RHF! Good to be seen. How are you this morning?

Not bad, just writing a bit, but pretty much done for now. How are you?

 

[All_Woman]

LOL...

Welcome to the thread.

Thanks Red.

 

[All_Woman]

Here's another one

At another site im known as 'Cotton Candy".. Had a pm that stated " I can't eat cotton candy because I'm a diabetic".. But my doctor never said I couldnt Fuck It !"

My reply was.. "If you can't eat it.. what fun is that for me? "

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Not bad, just writing a bit, but pretty much done for now. How are you?

I need to get back to my writing. I've got a story that I'm bound and determined to finish SOON. I'd anticipated having it done this past weekend - a little detail that I just now remembered.

Other than having a rough start, my day's gone pretty well. I thought I was going to have to special order some foam rubber bats, and I think our office manager was going to use them on us, minus the foam rubber.

Other than stressing and working, I've been chatting all day with THE most amazing man who re-entered my life on Saturday.

 

[sepher8125]

oh boy

I'm in no way racist so ill asterik out enough so you get the idea.

I received the following from a supposed sub that wanted me as her domme...

"will you take me down to ni***rville so you can whore me out to all your black friends for cash?" "how many friends do you have?"

I pissed my pants with that one.

 

[All_Woman]

Ooooh, absolutely fantastic response!!! Love it!

LOL.. hi Diamond Girl.. glad you liked it. Reading your last post and thrilled at your good news. Good luck with it.

 

[All_Woman]

I'm in no way racist so ill asterik out enough so you get the idea.

I received the following from a supposed sub that wanted me as her domme...

"will you take me down to ni***rville so you can whore me out to all your black friends for cash?" "how many friends do you have?"

I pissed my pants with that one.

LOL sepher... well dont we get to hear what your reply was?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Here's another one

At another site im known as 'Cotton Candy".. Had a pm that stated " I can't eat cotton candy because I'm a diabetic".. But my doctor never said I couldnt Fuck It !"

My reply was.. "If you can't eat it.. what fun is that for me? "

LOL. Welcome back, hope your evening is going well.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I need to get back to my writing. I've got a story that I'm bound and determined to finish SOON. I'd anticipated having it done this past weekend - a little detail that I just now remembered.

Other than having a rough start, my day's gone pretty well. I thought I was going to have to special order some foam rubber bats, and I think our office manager was going to use them on us, minus the foam rubber.

Other than stressing and working, I've been chatting all day with THE most amazing man who re-entered my life on Saturday.

Well... I think I added a few paragraphs. lol.

Congrats. on the gentleman and enjoy your time.

I'm kinda lazy today. . . I have been for a few days now. Eventually, I should get my ass moving, but it fits so well on this couch.

 

[sepher8125]

LOL sepher... well dont we get to hear what your reply was?

lol...I was too shocked to respond...so I let it go for a day and I get a reply...

"I'm surprised I haven't heard from you. I know, you're writing me a story about ni***r fucking, let me help...just start off slow, it can be little blurbs and I can chime in"

she continued on having a conversation to herself...it mustve been enjoyable company