Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Babette_____]

*chuckles* You seem to be popping in here more often.

Isn't that sad? lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Isn't that sad? lol

lol. . .

 

[fathom7]

The Worst

Starts like this:

"I don't make a habit of sending PM"

RUN AWAY FAST

"but I saw your post (could be profile) and thought"

START SCREAMING NOW

"maybe we could ____________________"

IF YOU HAVEN'T DELETED THE PM BY NOW -- YOU SHOULD

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm still laughing out loud on that one. Thanks.

 

[Nightbird]

Hey Red, your in the Pink!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hey Red, your in the Pink!

Yes I am. lol. . .

 

[Nightbird]

Well it's not a Stork bringing you a little bundle of joy is it?

 

[grettr]

For bad lines how aobut: "Kiss me I just crossed a thousand this morning" actually insert your nasty sex act of choice in place of kiss this are bad lines after all...so maybe something more like "Felch me I just crossed a thousand posts this morning"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well it's not a Stork bringing you a little bundle of joy is it?

ummm... it is a flamingo!!!! I can't have any more bundles of joy.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

For bad lines how aobut: "Kiss me I just crossed a thousand this morning" actually insert your nasty sex act of choice in place of kiss this are bad lines after all...so maybe something more like "Felch me I just crossed a thousand posts this morning"

You did cross a thousand. I'm impressed! If you'd been here when I hit 500 posts on this thread, you'd have gotten a kiss, 1000 posts was a free grope. . . now... what's a gal to do for 2000 posts on the thread. hmmm.... .

 

[Nightbird]

I know, but it was totally worth it to see your reaction. LOL

ummm... it is a flamingo!!!! I can't have any more bundles of joy.

 

[grettr]

You did cross a thousand. I'm impressed! If you'd been here when I hit 500 posts on this thread, you'd have gotten a kiss, 1000 posts was a free grope. . . now... what's a gal to do for 2000 posts on the thread. hmmm.... .

Ooo a free grope...above or below the waist?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I know, but it was totally worth it to see your reaction. LOL

You deserve a pinch!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ooo a free grope...above or below the waist?

The free grope was only good for the 24 hour period that people posted. . . You will have to be around when the thread hits 2000... and it was the choice of the person receiving the grope.

 

[Reuisu]

When PMing or chatting with a new girl, I try to be polite as possible, offer a compliment, you know? ^_^ As such, the instant they say "no" I say, "Okay, thanks anyway!" and subsequently leave them alone. It didn't take me long to realize that I'm not going to get women by acting like an asshole.

Also, some people prefer action messages as opposed to just saying "Hello," so instead of just grabbing their breasts from behind like most guys seem to do, I do the romantic thing of getting on one knee and kissing their hand. I'd say it's my best opening line, since I usually get a response. ^_^

 

[Nightbird]

Oooohhhhh Promise??

You deserve a pinch!

 

[grettr]

The free grope was only good for the 24 hour period that people posted. . . You will have to be around when the thread hits 2000... and it was the choice of the person receiving the grope.

Okay thanks for the instruction

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

When PMing or chatting with a new girl, I try to be polite as possible, offer a compliment, you know? ^_^ As such, the instant they say "no" I say, "Okay, thanks anyway!" and subsequently leave them alone. It didn't take me long to realize that I'm not going to get women by acting like an asshole.

Also, some people prefer action messages as opposed to just saying "Hello," so instead of just grabbing their breasts from behind like most guys seem to do, I do the romantic thing of getting on one knee and kissing their hand. I'd say it's my best opening line, since I usually get a response. ^_^

Yes "grabbing your breasts from behind" just makes me think eeeekkkk stalker. Then I send... "jabbing you in the ribs, spinning around, raising my knee, and ... oops were those your balls?"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oooohhhhh Promise??

Promise!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Okay thanks for the instruction

You're welcome. ~

 

[Nightbird]

Hey!! You never did that to me when I grabbed you from behind! I think I'm being reverse stalked!!

Yes "grabbing your breasts from behind" just makes me think eeeekkkk stalker. Then I send... "jabbing you in the ribs, spinning around, raising my knee, and ... oops were those your balls?"

 

[Reuisu]

Yes "grabbing your breasts from behind" just makes me think eeeekkkk stalker. Then I send... "jabbing you in the ribs, spinning around, raising my knee, and ... oops were those your balls?"

Yeah, when I used to do the "grabbing breasts from behind" (when I was a complete idiot), that was an often-made response. ^^;;

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hey!! You never did that to me when I grabbed you from behind! I think I'm being reverse stalked!!

LOL... You must have used the right about of pressure on the pressure points.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yeah, when I used to do the "grabbing breasts from behind" (when I was a complete idiot), that was an often-made response. ^^;;

Well... this thread has either helped people or pissed people off, but it keeps my PM's down and OMG... I got some nasty ones. Some I don't even remember, and my emails are often colorful too.

 

[Reuisu]

Ooh, pray tell, what did some of them say? I'm in the mood to be amused by stupidity. ^_~