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Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

This one made me laugh... I just got it. . . Very Creative!
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Okay, so I’m sending you this message to ask you to chat with me via one of the instant messengers, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up meeting in person and having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we again meet in person, take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally we get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you chat with me via IM and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going otherwise.
 
Babette_____ said:
This one made me laugh... I just got it. . . Very Creative!
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Okay, so I’m sending you this message to ask you to chat with me via one of the instant messengers, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up meeting in person and having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we again meet in person, take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally we get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you chat with me via IM and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going otherwise.
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I hope you were as creative when you replied. :D
 
Wow, that was quite a PM...

I wonder if his period button isn't working?

That guy has ISSUES..
 
Nightbird said:
Wow, that was quite a PM...

I wonder if his period button isn't working?

That guy has ISSUES..
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Wow... I didn't even notice the lack of many periods. lol... You're good... Do you edit work?
 
Well I used to be a Volunteer Lit editor.. Or as the Southerns say Used ta could..

But I found I wasn't able to edit them fast enough. So I kinda stopped.
 
Nightbird said:
Well I used to be a Volunteer Lit editor.. Or as the Southerns say Used ta could..

But I found I wasn't able to edit them fast enough. So I kinda stopped.
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How long does it take you to edit?
 
Babette_____ said:
This one made me laugh... I just got it. . . Very Creative!
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Okay, so I’m sending you this message to ask you to chat with me via one of the instant messengers, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up meeting in person and having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we again meet in person, take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally we get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you chat with me via IM and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going otherwise.
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LOL .. Is that guy using the cut-up method?
 
Nightbird said:
I'm ok at it. I'm better at somethings than others.
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How do you edit? And should we PM about this. . . lol. I know you don't get PM's very often, so I could bring some excitement to your day. :) ;)
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
That's okay. . . sometimes you have to do what you need to do. :kiss: I understand. . . I'd do that with FCGuy but he stopped harassing me, but continues to haress a friend who is just to polite to tell him to go away. :(


BTW... new post on Desiree finally... lol... :D
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Sorry for your friend's hassles .. No fun when that kind of situation taints your enjoyment of a board !

 
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*** He has the name romantic in his lit name.

Hi, wanna roleplay through pm's?


My response:
Romantic_____?? where was the romance in that???


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
Babette_____ said:
*** He has the name romantic in his lit name.

Hi, wanna roleplay through pm's?


My response:
Romantic_____?? where was the romance in that???


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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*chuckles* You seem to be popping in here more often.
 
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