Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thanks for the kind reply!It is very much appreciated and I will take you up on your invitation as soon as I can.As they in the land of misguided English
"Much You Very Thank!" and now back ro assing paddles!

lol... Are you sure you're not the one with the bad English?

 

[Fantazmaster]

Oh absolutely not on the bad English!As a matter of fact I am often at the receiving end of accusatory diabtribes and various negative histrionics regarding my engaging in what many consider pedantic and obfusticatory expression!Despite these Velociraptorous attacks and demands for the more common vernacular,I simply refuse to eschew such obfusticatory expression!

lol... Are you sure you're not the one with the bad English?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh absolutely not on the bad English!As a matter of fact I am often at the receiving end of accusatory diabtribes and various negative histrionics regarding my engaging in what many consider pedantic and obfusticatory expression!Despite these Velociraptorous attacks and demands for the more common vernacular,I simply refuse to eschew such obfusticatory expression!

LOL... I guess that says it all doesn't it

 

[Nightbird]

hey RH&F hows it going?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

hey RH&F hows it going?

Good morning Nightbird ~ Not bad... just kinda hanging here around post 855 how about you?

 

[Heartless Bastard]

(Most often) Are you reallyyyyyyyyy Heartless?
(Worst) I'm into human sacrifice, do you think you could help me out?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

(Most often) Are you reallyyyyyyyyy Heartless?
(Worst) I'm into human sacrifice, do you think you could help me out?

LOL... well... come on...
Are you really a bastard?

 

[Heartless Bastard]

Only my mom knows for sure..

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Only my mom knows for sure..

lol...

off subject...


That is a nice AV

I'm sure your mom doesn't think your heartless either.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Okay... not the worst and not the best... but it goes to most freakin' confusing...

This was sent to me via email..... where they f'ing got it I haven't a clue... lol


From : ******left his name out*******
Abidjan - Cote d'Ivoire.
West Africa. E-mailmy_ddady1@yahoo.com)

Dearest. One,
My name is ******.I am 20 years old and the Son of late Mr(****) who untill his death the president Cocoa Management Board in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire.
After his death I was called upon by the bank which my father operated to secure his account as the only surviving child.so I ask for your assistance in the transfer of this funds.I have all the necessary documents will give you 15 percent of the total funds after the transfer.
Pls contact me via my personal email my_ddady1@yahoo.com)

Sincerely.
*******.



Duh.... idiot email junkies

 

[Leari]

Worse I've gotten............ Hey baby want to see my 10 inch of hardness

come back no i want to feel it soft

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Worse I've gotten............ Hey baby want to see my 10 inch of hardness

come back no i want to feel it soft

LOL... funny..

See... now you know where to post them

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

I am milk.,I do a body good.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I am milk.,I do a body good.

LOL... that is funny... roflmao...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Just got:

"Hi, come often? Would you like to?"

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

LOL... that is funny... roflmao...

I swear i actually got that one.WTF?So ok.i did my dares
i am a good girl.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I swear i actually got that one.WTF?So ok.i did my dares
i am a good girl.

I hope you get more!!!

 

[trojan999]

Okay... not the worst and not the best... but it goes to most freakin' confusing...

This was sent to me via email..... where they f'ing got it I haven't a clue... lol


From : ******left his name out*******
Abidjan - Cote d'Ivoire.
West Africa. E-mailmy_ddady1@yahoo.com)

Dearest. One,
My name is ******.I am 20 years old and the Son of late Mr(****) who untill his death the president Cocoa Management Board in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire.
After his death I was called upon by the bank which my father operated to secure his account as the only surviving child.so I ask for your assistance in the transfer of this funds.I have all the necessary documents will give you 15 percent of the total funds after the transfer.
Pls contact me via my personal email my_ddady1@yahoo.com)

Sincerely.
*******.



Duh.... idiot email junkies

Oh ffs!!! one of those 419's again!!! 419 Eater has tons of fun with these fuckwits.

I've always had a thing for going up to a girl and saying "Have you heard about what a Welsh guy with a pierced tongue can do when he can say LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWYLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH?" but never had the balls to do it for real yet.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

I hope you get more!!!

i get lots of the,SOME very sweet and nice,some nasty,some creative,some funny.Some just you wonder where in fuck they pulled it from.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh ffs!!! one of those 419's again!!! 419 Eater has tons of fun with these fuckwits.

I've always had a thing for going up to a girl and saying "Have you heard about what a Welsh guy with a pierced tongue can do when he can say LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWYLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH?" but never had the balls to do it for real yet.

I didn't respond to his email... odd fellow...



the other...

LOL.. I think I'd look at you really weird and run away... lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i get lots of the,SOME very sweet and nice,some nasty,some creative,some funny.Some just you wonder where in fuck they pulled it from.

If you read the beginnings of this thread you'll see some doozies.

MY best was an E card. It was lovely. First E card I ever got.

 

[Guest]

Here we go again, it has been 6 months at least since I last got this one. If normal pattern is anything to go by I shall get it again in the next fortnight!!!

Shall we start a poll to see how many ladies have had this particular message????


here to steal your bra

how are you doing today sexy?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Here we go again, it has been 6 months at least since I last got this one. If normal pattern is anything to go by I shall get it again in the next fortnight!!!

Shall we start a poll to see how many ladies have had this particular message????


here to steal your bra

how are you doing today sexy?

Well... they are nice bras...

 

[Guest]

Well... they are nice bras...

Cheers Red

Have you had said pm?????

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Cheers Red

Have you had said pm?????

Nope... I get the

how are you doing sexy... but not the bra stealing. I feel so left out