Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Guest]

I hope it is a witty, clever, invitation.

Much more likely to be naughty invite

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Much more likely to be naughty invite

Well... heck when wanted those are the best

 

[Guest]

Well... heck when wanted those are the best

Wanted and needed tonight.....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Wanted and needed tonight.....

I can see it will be a lovely evening ~

 

[Guest]

I can see it will be a lovely evening ~

It might be, it might well be!!

However, as usual, time zones are being a bloody nuisance!!!

*waits impatiently for another naughty pm*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It might be, it might well be!!

However, as usual, time zones are being a bloody nuisance!!!

*waits impatiently for another naughty pm*

Time zones SUCK!!!!

International SUCKS too... often I believe I need to move to the UK!

 

[Guest]

Time zones SUCK!!!!

International SUCKS too... often I believe I need to move to the UK!

I think quite a few UK peeps would happily move to the US to get rid of the time problems. How much is the difference between East and West coast time zones???

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I think quite a few UK peeps would happily move to the US to get rid of the time problems. How much is the difference between East and West coast time zones???

hmmm... I have a friend in Oregon who is 3 hours behind me... I'm in Indiana... I'm thinking there is 2 hours ahead over on the East coast of me... So I'm guess 5 or 6 hours... maybe.

 

[Guest]

hmmm... I have a friend in Oregon who is 3 hours behind me... I'm in Indiana... I'm thinking there is 2 hours ahead over on the East coast of me... So I'm guess 5 or 6 hours... maybe.

Ouch, that is as bad then as UK to the eastern USA. I have just been told it is almost 8pm in Maine, it is almost 1am here!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ouch, that is as bad then as UK to the eastern USA. I have just been told it is almost 8pm in Maine, it is almost 1am here!!!

okay... so you are 7 hours difference then.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

ohh... I was soooo wanting to shower with a guy that happened to send my best friend a PM at the same time...

Lovely come on line... thing is... I don't even know him... and he talks like I would care about how he's been and the fact we haven't talked. My suggestion... Go back and "not talk for a while" because you sure didn't have anything worth saying this time.


Hi there havnt talked for a awile How have you been? Do you like taking bathes and showers with people?

 

[Babette_____]

ohh... I was soooo wanting to shower with a guy that happened to send my best friend a PM at the same time...

Lovely come on line... thing is... I don't even know him... and he talks like I would care about how he's been and the fact we haven't talked. My suggestion... Go back and "not talk for a while" because you sure didn't have anything worth saying this time.


Hi there havnt talked for a awile How have you been? Do you like taking bathes and showers with people?

awww... he was sooooo polite to me he cared about how I was doing, how my day was... and he was soooooo fast... gone in 3 pm's... I sent him your link, Red ~

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

awww... he was sooooo polite to me he cared about how I was doing, how my day was... and he was soooooo fast... gone in 3 pm's... I sent him your link, Red ~

Thanks... I'm trying to reach 1000 posts

 

[Guest]

Evenin Red

A lovely pm ('cos the feeling is mutual)

my groin aches

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Evenin Red

A lovely pm ('cos the feeling is mutual)

my groin aches

I'm curious how many women he sent out messages too... lol

Good evening blue ~ How's your evening progressing?

 

[Guest]

I'm curious how many women he sent out messages too... lol

Good evening blue ~ How's your evening progressing?

Oh trust me, it was only an extract from a rather longer message that was definately ALL for me

Oh and sorry, at that point my evening was progressing in the direction of much needed sleep!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh trust me, it was only an extract from a rather longer message that was definately ALL for me

Okay...

 

[Guest]

Okay...

A lot of the rest is not suitable for posting in public!!!

oh better edit the last x number of pages in the Blueroom lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

A lot of the rest is not suitable for posting in public!!!

oh better edit the last x number of pages in the Blueroom lol

lol

OHH my!

 

[Guest]

lol

OHH my!

Oh maybe not. Much much too much fun was had in writing them, wouldn't want to delete them now...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh maybe not. Much much too much fun was had in writing them, wouldn't want to delete them now...

That's right...

 

[Nightbird]

Hello Ladies..

Nice Lingerie Blue Foxy..

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hello Ladies..

Nice Lingerie Blue Foxy..

Good afternoon Nightbird ~ Nice to see you this fine day.

 

[Nightbird]

Sorry I missed your message earlier RH&F. Hows it going?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sorry I missed your message earlier RH&F. Hows it going?

Alot better than it was.

Sorry I missed you too.