Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[vanelane]

hmmm... I have a friend in Oregon who is 3 hours behind me... I'm in Indiana... I'm thinking there is 2 hours ahead over on the East coast of me... So I'm guess 5 or 6 hours... maybe.

Nah, it's only three hours across the continental U.S.

(Hi Red! 1000 is coming up fast!)

 

[College_geek]

I got a PM last night asking me if I wanted to meet for casual sex. I hope this doesn't start to be a trend for me. >.<

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Nah, it's only three hours across the continental U.S.

(Hi Red! 1000 is coming up fast!)

Goodness it is isn't it.

Really only 3 hours..... from north to south or east to west?? See I'm not that smart on some subjects. but I admit it.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got a PM last night asking me if I wanted to meet for casual sex. I hope this doesn't start to be a trend for me. >.<

You never know... it happens in spurts. You can always add a link to this thread and say... Before you PM/IM me read this... It has deterred ALOT of my PM's I only get a few now.

 

[College_geek]

You never know... it happens in spurts. You can always add a link to this thread and say... Before you PM/IM me read this... It has deterred ALOT of my PM's I only get a few now.

I tend to not mind most PMs. Usually the ones I get just say "hey, nice pics" and then I thank them and about half reply back to that and half don't. Sometimes I get a little convo started with them and they turn out to be nice people. This is the first time I've received a PM that asks about casual sex. Yeesh. I guess if I put any disclaimer it should be that I have a boyfriend of almost 4 years and I don't plan on cheating on him.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I tend to not mind most PMs. Usually the ones I get just say "hey, nice pics" and then I thank them and about half reply back to that and half don't. Sometimes I get a little convo started with them and they turn out to be nice people. This is the first time I've received a PM that asks about casual sex. Yeesh. I guess if I put any disclaimer it should be that I have a boyfriend of almost 4 years and I don't plan on cheating on him.

If it becomes a habit. Isn't your fella Indulgence?? Smack me if I'm wrong.

 

[College_geek]

If it becomes a habit. Isn't your fella Indulgence?? Smack me if I'm wrong.

Er...I'm not even sure if I've ever chatted with Indulgence. ^_^()() No, my boyfriend hasn't posted on Lit in ages. He was too fed up with the fact that no one really replied on his pic thread besides trolls and that a female with 2 posts could post a small blurry pic of her crotch and get 50 replies.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Er...I'm not even sure if I've ever chatted with Indulgence. ^_^()() No, my boyfriend hasn't posted on Lit in ages. He was too fed up with the fact that no one really replied on his pic thread besides trolls and that a female with 2 posts could post a small blurry pic of her crotch and get 50 replies.

Oh ok... see you were supposed to slap me. Bummer will just have to PM someone to get my daily dosing of slaps

Sorry about the mistake. forgive?

 

[College_geek]

Oh ok... see you were supposed to slap me. Bummer will just have to PM someone to get my daily dosing of slaps

Sorry about the mistake. forgive?

I didn't slap because I found it kinda funny. All is forgiven.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I didn't slap because I found it kinda funny. All is forgiven.

okay Thanks... now off to PM someone for a slap... any suggestions? I've never pm'd someone for a spanking before.

 

[College_geek]

okay Thanks... now off to PM someone for a slap... any suggestions? I've never pm'd someone for a spanking before.

Hmm...I'd either PM a complete stranger (although that's risky because they might take it seriously) or a good friend. I've never PMed someone for a spanking before either. ^_^()

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hmm...I'd either PM a complete stranger (although that's risky because they might take it seriously) or a good friend. I've never PMed someone for a spanking before either. ^_^()

I can't PM a stranger! They could post on this thread!!!! OMG... that can't be good... can it??

 

[College_geek]

I can't PM a stranger! They could post on this thread!!!! OMG... that can't be good... can it??

Hahaha, well, that's kind of the joke. Hee hee. That would be funny though.

"Yeah, so this person PMs me asking to be spanked!"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hahaha, well, that's kind of the joke. Hee hee. That would be funny though.

"Yeah, so this person PMs me asking to be spanked!"

lol... Yeah... and then they notice that it is me that started this thread too!!! LOL

 

[damnewc]

Hahaha, well, that's kind of the joke. Hee hee. That would be funny though.

"Yeah, so this person PMs me asking to be spanked!"

I thought about sending you a pm after checking out your pic thread. But I figured you got enough of them.

 

[College_geek]

I thought about sending you a pm after checking out your pic thread. But I figured you got enough of them.

I appreciate PMs, who doesn't enjoy being complimented? It's just when the PM only asks for phone sex or cybering or casual sex where I ignore them.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I appreciate PMs, who doesn't enjoy being complimented? It's just when the PM only asks for phone sex or cybering or casual sex where I ignore them.

you might be surprised. a lot of people don't respond. I've tried the flirty approach and the courteous, respectful approach and had both of them snubbed.

 

[College_geek]

you might be surprised. a lot of people don't respond. I've tried the flirty approach and the courteous, respectful approach and had both of them snubbed.

Hmm, well, I like compliments. ^^()

 

[damnewc]

I appreciate PMs, who doesn't enjoy being complimented? It's just when the PM only asks for phone sex or cybering or casual sex where I ignore them.

You certainly deserve the compliments, you are very sexy.

 

[College_geek]

You certainly deserve the compliments, you are very sexy.

Thank you. ^_^ I like your AV. Great movie.

 

[vanelane]

Eww, yuk!

Hi Red,

Boy I finally got one worthy of your thread (well on its way to 1000 I see)!

From someone I've never even interacted with on a thread, the title was

"Hey, I thought I told you to keep those things quiet!" (which was quoting a comment I'd made in a lighthearted thread)

Then:
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Sometimes it's tough to moan softly when you cum tho'.

Followed by ten pictures of his cock! (Ok, I don't know if they're all of his cock; I only looked at the first one to confirm my suspicions.)

Yuk! This guy was not a newbie either; thousands of posts.

I'm still composing my response.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hi Red,

Boy I finally got one worthy of your thread (well on its way to 1000 I see)!

From someone I've never even interacted with on a thread, the title was

"Hey, I thought I told you to keep those things quiet!" (which was quoting a comment I'd made in a lighthearted thread)

Then:
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Sometimes it's tough to moan softly when you cum tho'.

Followed by ten pictures of his cock! (Ok, I don't know if they're all of his cock; I only looked at the first one to confirm my suspicions.)

Yuk! This guy was not a newbie either; thousands of posts.

I'm still composing my response.

Jeeze... What an ego ... Send him a link to this thread... that is what I do along with my response.

 

[grettr]

For worst opening line (non - PM) I've always liked "nice shoes wanna fuck" it gets ya right to the slap in the face without all of the small talk that usually precedes it.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

For worst opening line (non - PM) I've always liked "nice shoes wanna fuck" it gets ya right to the slap in the face without all of the small talk that usually precedes it.

lol... but see I like my shoes so I'd say thanks, want to borrow them?

 

[grettr]

lol... but see I like my shoes so I'd say thanks, want to borrow them?

Heh not sure if they'd fit *smirk* want to go back to my place and help me try them on?