Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

So RH&F that would be an acceptable PM? And not be posted here with the eyes rolling face?

To me that would be a very nice and warm inviting PM from you, because I know you, and your a decent person.

If it came from someone I didn't know...


I would have PM'd back a nice thank you and let them know if they wanted to continue talking to me they could post on the threads. Within about 5 posts I can tell if they are wanting a quick "job" or a real friendship. The real ones stay as polite as the first PM... the others move from the "toe curling kiss" to describing all the other things they would do.

 

[Nightbird]

*MEN* Are you reading this? RH&F just gave some great advice up there!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thanks Nightbird... some listen some don't. The ones that don't end up here. The ones that do I consider friends.

 

[Nightbird]

Your very welcome Mon Ami..

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Your very welcome Mon Ami..

 

[krazeekat]

Fuck girl your hot! I wanna slide my big cock between those titties!

Knocks.Head.On.Wall.


http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/eek5.gif

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Fuck girl your hot! I wanna slide my big cock between those titties!

Knocks.Head.On.Wall.


http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/eek5.gif

OMGoodness... Hope you respond with one thing... this link to this thread, so he'll learn... jeeeze

 

[krazeekat]

OMGoodness... Hope you respond with one thing... this link to this thread, so he'll learn... jeeeze

I usually just ignore pm's like these but for that pm I did link back to this thread.

I doubt these blokes will ever learn, not enough oxygen up there ... you know? *LOL*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I usually just ignore pm's like these but for that pm I did link back to this thread.

I doubt these blokes will ever learn, not enough oxygen up there ... you know? *LOL*

LOL... I ignore after I send them the link

I know... though with all that oxygen going somewhere else you'd think they'd be to busy with their hands to type

 

[krazeekat]

You know what I really like to know? The kinds of pm that guys like to receive when we first pm them. Sometimes I'll come across someone that I think is interesting but I'm too shy to make the first move. So I just stare at my screen and hopefully he'll get the "message" ... of course that doesn't work! *LOL*

Somehow opening lines like "Hello, I saw your post on XXX thread and I thought you're interesting, may we chat? My name is Trish and I'm asian, 5' in height with 38D size ....." Nahhh...that's a tad too much info for a first pm

 

[vibes]

Somehow opening lines like "Hello, I saw your post on XXX thread and I thought you're interesting, may we chat? My name is Trish and I'm asian, 5' in height with 38D size ....." Nahhh...that's a tad too much info for a first pm

i'm sure the addressee wouldn't mind knowing

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i'm sure the addressee wouldn't mind knowing

lol.. I bet you're right!

I understand... it is hard to know what to say... but if we do PM I just can't see me saying...

Hey stud... saw your cock and I have a wet home for it ...

 

[vibes]

lol.. I bet you're right!

I understand... it is hard to know what to say... but if we do PM I just can't see me saying...

Hey stud... saw your cock and I have a wet home for it ...

it would be original ... a bit scarey, though

 

[krazeekat]

lol.. I bet you're right!

I understand... it is hard to know what to say... but if we do PM I just can't see me saying...

Hey stud... saw your cock and I have a wet home for it ...

LOLOL....maybe we should try for experimental purposes and come back with our findings.

 

[vibes]

LOLOL....maybe we should try for experimental purposes and come back with our findings.

you really need to experiment?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOLOL....maybe we should try for experimental purposes and come back with our findings.

Ohh sure... see my own name up on my own thread!!! That would be good... LOL

 

[krazeekat]

you really need to experiment?

What would your reaction be?

 

[vibes]

What would your reaction be?

pm me and you'll see

 

[krazeekat]

pm me and you'll see

Ahhh but I have yet to see your cock so ... well, nevermind. I better quit before I get myself in trouble *LOL*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol... Ya'll are to much this morning

 

[vibes]

Ahhh but I have yet to see your cock so ...

that's true ... well, i don't usually flash around so you'll never get to know my reaction

 

[krazeekat]

lol... Ya'll are to much this morning

LOLOL...sorry for the hijack Red.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOLOL...sorry for the hijack Red.

No worries... Highjack away

 

[krazeekat]

No worries... Highjack away

Nahhh...I think you can pretty much say vibes and I are at a stand-off, so we're pretty much done *LOL*

Back to your regular programme

 

[vibes]

Nahhh...I think you can pretty much say vibes and I are at a stand-off, so we're pretty much done *LOL*

Back to your regular programme

only because i didn't show you my cock? ...