Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

I should consider buying one.

Yes.. you should. And just like with cocks... bigger doesn't always mean better. I have 3 vibes... 2 of which are about 8", but the one I always use is maybe 4". It's small but packs a hell of a punch. lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yes.. you should. And just like with cocks... bigger doesn't always mean better. I have 3 vibes... 2 of which are about 8", but the one I always use is maybe 4". It's small but packs a hell of a punch. lol

lol..

well goodness.. I could have a variety pack .. lol

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

lol..

well goodness.. I could have a variety pack .. lol

Did I mention I also have a vibrating butt plug? I think I have an obsession with things that go Bzzzzzzzzzzz... lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Did I mention I also have a vibrating butt plug? I think I have an obsession with things that go Bzzzzzzzzzzz... lol

Would you believe I've never used a toy in my life.. but I sure can write stories like I have

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Would you believe I've never used a toy in my life.. but I sure can write stories like I have

Oh, I can believe it. I didn't use one until I was 18. Didn't have an orgasm until I was 18 either. And I wrote stories about anal sex long before I did that, so believe me... I know where you're coming from. lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh, I can believe it. I didn't use one until I was 18. Didn't have an orgasm until I was 18 either. And I wrote stories about anal sex long before I did that, so believe me... I know where you're coming from. lol

Lol.. god I'm 32 and you dear would blow me out of the water.. lol

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Lol.. god I'm 32 and you dear would blow me out of the water.. lol

*Keeping dirty thoughts to myself*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*Keeping dirty thoughts to myself*

LOL oops..

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

LOL oops..

Oh please... you know you meant to do that... ya tease.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh please... you know you meant to do that... ya tease.

I don't tease...

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

I don't tease...

Uh huh... Keep tellin yourself that if it makes you feel better.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Uh huh... Keep tellin yourself that if it makes you feel better.

No.. I don't if I say I'll do something I will

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

No.. I don't if I say I'll do something I will

Oh right... you're the one who like things to be blunt... Hmmm... In that case... You wouldn't mind if I threw you down, spread your legs open and started working my tongue on your pussy would you?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh right... you're the one who like things to be blunt... Hmmm... In that case... You wouldn't mind if I threw you down, spread your legs open and started working my tongue on your pussy would you?

LOL... isn't that supposed to show up in a PM not on my PM thread.. LOL

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

LOL... isn't that supposed to show up in a PM not on my PM thread.. LOL

Well I figured I'd save ya the trouble of having to copy it here and just put it here myself. lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well I figured I'd save ya the trouble of having to copy it here and just put it here myself. lol

Jeeze... how considerate of you

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Jeeze... how considerate of you

Anything to... ummm... "help".

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Anything to... ummm... "help".

Thanks.. a real treasure you are.

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Thanks.. a real treasure you are.

I'd certainly like to share my "treasure" with you.

Oops... there I go being naughty again... Think I'd better shut up now.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'd certainly like to share my "treasure" with you.

Oops... there I go being naughty again... Think I'd better shut up now.

LOL.. aren't you tired yet?

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

LOL.. aren't you tired yet?

I could ask you the same thing.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I could ask you the same thing.

LOL.. I'm getting there.. lol

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

LOL.. I'm getting there.. lol

LOL... I'll be up for quite awhile yet. Had a late nap last night.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Been a long time... since I got one.. but


just got..

wanna have fun on my webcam?


I'm thinking.. hell I have my own webcam.. it is round and I don't think I could have fun on it... it isn't shaped like a cock..

 

[Guest]

A not so recently received pm

mmmmmm such nice titties! Can I please slide this between them?

followed by ~~~

links to numerous pictures of his you know what

followed by ~~~

Mmmm, I'd love to give you my hot sperm anytime!

I declined his offer, politely of course.