Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

saldne

I am sorry that you recieved such a terrible PM. I hope you hit the ignore button as fast as your fingers could travel. The idiot, because he obviously isn't a man, that sent that to you is obviously unable to be happy in his own life and feels the need to take it out on someone. I thank you for sharing it... I have always asked that names not be used on this site and I appreciate you not putting his up there..... if you would kindly PM it to me so I may put them on ignore please do, but I would still ask that the name not go up on this thread, none of us want to stoop to their level.


Thank you,
RH&F

 

[Guest]

Sorry, but that guy is fucked in the head. I dont like it either if I give a compliment and not get a reply, but I dont start saying they should be murdered =/. If I were you I'd report the guy and have him banned, seriously.

The thing is, the person used the word hope. If the person would've used the words I'm gonna, it would've been a different story. The person (cough) even made a thread, and titled it something liked this "I wish for saldne to be murdered. What are YOUR wishes?"

This was a couple months back, and the administrators knew and did nothing about it due to the use of words. It upset me at first, but I got over it, and now refuse to comment in any of the persons threads. There is no use to use ignore in my mind. I laugh at what the idiot posts, as well as most people who hate the SOB.

I am sorry that you recieved such a terrible PM. I hope you hit the ignore button as fast as your fingers could travel. The idiot, because he obviously isn't a man, that sent that to you is obviously unable to be happy in his own life and feels the need to take it out on someone. I thank you for sharing it... I have always asked that names not be used on this site and I appreciate you not putting his up there..... if you would kindly PM it to me so I may put them on ignore please do, but I would still ask that the name not go up on this thread, none of us want to stoop to their level.


Thank you,
RH&F

A lot of people already have the beast on ignore, but I'll PM the name to you anyway. I don't think you'd be surprised when you find out who it is.

xoxox

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

The thing is, the person used the word hope. If the person would've used the words I'm gonna, it would've been a different story. The person (cough) even made a thread, and titled it something liked this "I wish for saldne to be murdered. What are YOUR wishes?"

This was a couple months back, and the administrators knew and did nothing about it due to the use of words. It upset me at first, but I got over it, and now refuse to comment in any of the persons threads. There is no use to use ignore in my mind. I laugh at what the idiot posts, as well as most people who hate the SOB.



A lot of people already have the beast on ignore, but I'll PM the name to you anyway. I don't think you'd be surprised when you find out who it is.

xoxox

Thank you. Red

 

[montrealgirl]

Mr. 5 posts in 5 minutes is back...

Guess he doesn't read this thread....Just got this one worth sharing (although, I suspect we all get them for this guy):

For fun on Lit, anything goes


I'm about to go myself any second!! I can barely hold back!
So many hot babes givin' head to their bfs on cam!! Oh!!
I tell you it feels so good to work my rod!! I'd love to spurt
for a hot babe!!! I want to pop cum so bad!



Gag, puke, spew......ick.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Guess he doesn't read this thread....Just got this one worth sharing (although, I suspect we all get them for this guy):

For fun on Lit, anything goes


I'm about to go myself any second!! I can barely hold back!
So many hot babes givin' head to their bfs on cam!! Oh!!
I tell you it feels so good to work my rod!! I'd love to spurt
for a hot babe!!! I want to pop cum so bad!



Gag, puke, spew......ick.

OMG!!! I read this in a desperation tone.... he is obviously desperate and well hope he enjoyed himself...

I got one that was titled... Doggy Style... but he was referring to an SRP question... LOL... so I didn't mind and I got a good laugh

 

[Michelrpg]

one I use lately


"those eyes just demanded a pm from me. nice pic"


should I send them after seeing a picture. Or


"Thats one bootie I would like to swing with".

Used it once. Not my best but I found it funny

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

one I use lately


"those eyes just demanded a pm from me. nice pic"


should I send them after seeing a picture. Or


"Thats one bootie I would like to swing with".

Used it once. Not my best but I found it funny

I like the eyes one... very nice and fun

 

[Nightbird]

Whats wrong with a good old fashioned hello?

And Saldne, someone who gets that upset over not getting a PM back when the first PM was totally unsolicited has some MAJOR anger and controlling issues.

I've written several PM's and not heard anything back, and I am perfectly fine with that. After all you can't expect someone to fall head over heels over you or droll all over you just because you PM'd them.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Whats wrong with a good old fashioned hello?

If people would try that it would be soooo nice! Many start with hello in the title.. then you open the PM and it is full of everything else...

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

This is one I got just a few days ago regarding my sig line...

Do you bite hard?

My answer...

When I want to.

Bite me. I give myself to you. Bite me. Bite me...

Since he seemed like such a nice guy... I never got back to him.

Another one I got...

Ever see a man get off by sucking the head of his own cock?

Ummmm....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

This is one I got just a few days ago regarding my sig line...

Do you bite hard?

My answer...

When I want to.

Bite me. I give myself to you. Bite me. Bite me...

Since he seemed like such a nice guy... I never got back to him.

Another one I got...

Ever see a man get off by sucking the head of his own cock?

Ummmm....

Ewww...

I got one a bit ago.. that was nice.. said I was gorgeous..

then later .. after I said... I don't come out starting from the gate.. I'm a get to know me gal.. a few more words passed between us.. then.. he was... well I gotta go....

Oh well...... my gain his loss...

gained me time, so I don't have to weed out the ones that I don't want to bother with.

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Oh... another one I just remembered. I got this in an IM on yahoo...

What would you do if my cock got stuck in your throat?

Men... I swear...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh... another one I just remembered. I got this in an IM on yahoo...

What would you do if my cock got stuck in your throat?

Men... I swear...

LOL..

easy..

Bite it off.... you wouldn't want to choke would you??

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

LOL..

easy..

Bite it off.... you wouldn't want to choke would you??

LOL... I think I said something along those lines. His reply... Would you bite the head of it? So I asked him... Wouldn't it be kinda hard to bite the head of it if it's stuck in my throat?

What a dork... lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL... I think I said something along those lines. His reply... Would you bite the head of it? So I asked him... Wouldn't it be kinda hard to bite the head of it if it's stuck in my throat?

What a dork... lol

lol

if I get them now.. it is usually guys that have posted here.. and giving me a hard time now.. lol.. so with them it is humor.. but I think this thread was fun and granted it needs a bump now and then.. it is still interesting to go back and read them.

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

lol

if I get them now.. it is usually guys that have posted here.. and giving me a hard time now.. lol.. so with them it is humor.. but I think this thread was fun and granted it needs a bump now and then.. it is still interesting to go back and read them.

I will certainly have to check back now and then and go through and read the ones I've missed. Especially when I need a good laugh and remind myself how retarded men (and women) can be sometimes. lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I will certainly have to check back now and then and go through and read the ones I've missed. Especially when I need a good laugh and remind myself how retarded men (and women) can be sometimes. lol

Oh I have gotten them from women.. but they have only been to tell me they like my writings that is all.

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Oh I have gotten them from women.. but they have only been to tell me they like my writings that is all.

Yes... same here. A chick IMed me not too long ago tellin me that her boyfriend loves it when she reads my stories to him before they have sex and does it just about everynight. Talk about a compliment.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yes... same here. A chick IMed me not too long ago tellin me that her boyfriend loves it when she reads my stories to him before they have sex and does it just about everynight. Talk about a compliment.

I had a man tell me he had to stop 1/3 of the way through.. do his wife.. then he read.. stopped again... did wife.. then finally fiinshed reading.. and.. did wife again..

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

I had a man tell me he had to stop 1/3 of the way through.. do his wife.. then he read.. stopped again... did wife.. then finally fiinshed reading.. and.. did wife again..

Holy crap... better make sure hubby's not around when I read your stories then... he'd really hate me. lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Holy crap... better make sure hubby's not around when I read your stories then... he'd really hate me. lol

Or love ya..

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Or love ya..

LOL... Oh no... he'd hate me. He thinks that me wanting sex 2-3 times a week is too much, let alone 2-3 times a day.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL... Oh no... he'd hate me. He thinks that me wanting sex 2-3 times a week is too much, let alone 2-3 times a day.

Goodness.. I'll take it when I can get it, if it would be more then a "Honey.. I can't sleep.. " I'm like a sleep adgent sometimes.. but that is a long and boring and depressing story.. and it would open all sorts of PM's ... LOL

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Goodness.. I'll take it when I can get it, if it would be more then a "Honey.. I can't sleep.. " I'm like a sleep adgent sometimes.. but that is a long and boring and depressing story.. and it would open all sorts of PM's ... LOL

Oh, you don't have to tell me that. I said I wanted it 2-3 times a week. I'm lucky if I get it once every 2-3 months. Thank God for my vibe. lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh, you don't have to tell me that. I said I wanted it 2-3 times a week. I'm lucky if I get it once every 2-3 months. Thank God for my vibe. lol

I should consider buying one.