Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I like to send this one to random men and women:

"Unsuccessful middle aged man seeking someone to strip me down, punch me in the face and steal my wallet, can you help?"

A couple of offers so far...

LOL... I would have answered that one and had a good laugh... see funny one's I'll talk to ... they don't usually go anywhere but they are funny..

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hi (((Peg)))

I had a pm this week from a virgin with no posts. He was complimentary to me and open and honest about himself. I encouraged him to post on my thread and he has. We have exchanged further pm's and might become friends, in fact I hope we do.

So all of you who do "wanna see me cum on cam" opening lines on your pm's can learn a lesson here. Try being open, honest, chatty and friendly first and the sky, as they say, is the limit!!!!

BRAVO!!!

 

[keiffers]

LOL... I would have answered that one and had a good laugh... see funny one's I'll talk to ... they don't usually go anywhere but they are funny..

my only one is "BEND OVER" lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I almost feel left out. I have never had a PM that I haven't wanted to reply too!

Baby, your one of the few rude PM's I'd answer.. Purrrrrr

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

my only one is "BEND OVER" lol

LOL... does that work.. lol

 

[keiffers]

LOL... does that work.. lol

I don't kiss and tell LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I don't kiss and tell LOL

Great.. see you all ready show promise.. because that is the number one rule of all PM's!!!!!!


Leave names out..

 

[Michelrpg]

Public comments.. ROCK!!!!!!

ok, well in that case. If the girl in your avatar is you, then you definitely have a very hot-looking butt .

Or am I pushing it here?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

ok, well in that case. If the girl in your avatar is you, then you definitely have a very hot-looking butt .

Or am I pushing it here?

If that were my butt.. then the profile pic of me is soooooo off.. I wish it were my butt.... but the real me is my pic in my profile..

 

[Guest]

Public comments.. ROCK!!!!!!

I second that!!!

 

[babydoll2u]

oh well.....I tried then with the best intent right

you're doing fine sweetie... I'm just teasing you...

 

[babydoll2u]

Public comments.. ROCK!!!!!!

LOL.. yeah!

 

[Emes]

At least you lot GET PMs.....*crying smilie*!!!

 

[MsLynda]

If that were my butt.. then the profile pic of me is soooooo off.. I wish it were my butt.... but the real me is my pic in my profile..

I for one.. Like that picture in your profile.. but I heard from another playgrounder, that he likes it as well.. but you seem to always ignore him... LOl.. I gues he wants to be your "secret" admirer....


MsLynda

 

[keiffers]

I for one.. Like that picture in your profile.. but I heard from another playgrounder, that he likes it as well.. but you seem to always ignore him... LOl.. I gues he wants to be your "secret" admirer....


MsLynda

I told you not to say that!! LOL damn now she knows all about me

 

[MsLynda]

I told you not to say that!! LOL damn now she knows all about me

LOL.. but it wasnt you who told me... LOL

but I just got a pm from some fool who didnt read my sig line... he asked me:

"Do you chat about sex?" and he even sent a "read Request".. geez.. some people.... I just deleted it...


MsLynda

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I for one.. Like that picture in your profile.. but I heard from another playgrounder, that he likes it as well.. but you seem to always ignore him... LOl.. I gues he wants to be your "secret" admirer....


MsLynda

I ignore him????????

Who are you talking about????

I am always polite to everyone!!!!!!!!

I don't ignore people!!!!!!!

If the PM is nice.. I'll at least say hello back.....

 

[Michelrpg]

you're doing fine sweetie... I'm just teasing you...

I know. And I looked at some of your pics. Its a "yes" to a lot of the "want these" pics . nice looking breasts *grin*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You know your PM challenged when, you PM yourself...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

LOL.. but it wasnt you who told me... LOL

but I just got a pm from some fool who didnt read my sig line... he asked me:

"Do you chat about sex?" and he even sent a "read Request".. geez.. some people.... I just deleted it...


MsLynda

Wonder if that's the same guy that PM'd me last night.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Another..


I have something to slide over you..



HUH??????

 

[Emes]

Thanks girls (you know who you are)

 

[Cathleen]

One of my favorites on the good side were 'You seem reasonable'. I liked that one... we chatted for a while.

Can't really remember some of the idiotic ones, I tend to just them slide right by.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

SIGHS

Well ladies, all I can say is that I must lead a very sheltered life.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

One of my favorites on the good side were 'You seem reasonable'. I liked that one... we chatted for a while.

Can't really remember some of the idiotic ones, I tend to just them slide right by.

Now you have a reason to remember them!!!!!!