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You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...
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Originally posted by Hooch
Ahem.
Well.... my MIND is... and as usual, wouldn't take much convincing for anything else.LOL
mmmm gotta love a wicked mind....well............as a starting point.
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MMMUUUAAAAHHHHH
*like I'm fooled that easily*
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Originally posted by Hooch
I don't know about up there across the border, but down heah, we are innocent, until proven guilty.
Therefore, I am innocent.
uhuh
*right....*
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wicked woman said:Morning Hooch....you are?..................up?
Morning All.
Haven't met a man NOT up in the morning.
Well, I've been up since 4 am...went and workedout....now that is SF at its worst!
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This man has been up (in both senses) for 3 hours now and has also done his workout. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.MystiqDrgn said:
YKYSFW you can say that "Real men drink Gatorade for breakfast." If it weren't for the SF, it would be "Real men drink from their partners for breakfast."
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midwestyankee said:
Morning Hon!
YKYSFW your mind wanders back to a time you woke your partner up drinking from them....everyday. ~venemous smiles~
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*sigh* damn you Yank
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Hooch said:
YEAH RIGHT---and whose butt has that butterfly you hold been on?
YKYSFW:
You haven't even snow to blow...
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YKYSFW you eagerly await movers just to see their muscles ripple as they lift your furniture.
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MystiqDrgn said:
heck, I'd be thrilled just to see the pants rip when they lift my medieval cabinet...
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YKYSFW:
You shop for a flogger on Ebay and read the line in the ad:
If you live on a farm, this would be perfect to keep your livestock in line.
And you groan as you realize Bessie cow is probably getting more swats than you are...
Sirhugs: story idea: flogging of farmer's daughter in the hayloft. Milk cans overflowing...
You shop for a flogger on Ebay and read the line in the ad:
If you live on a farm, this would be perfect to keep your livestock in line.
And you groan as you realize Bessie cow is probably getting more swats than you are...
Sirhugs: story idea: flogging of farmer's daughter in the hayloft. Milk cans overflowing...
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Artina Heartflash said:
THAT IS WHAT I AM WAITING FOR!!!!! lol
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wicked woman said:*sigh* damn you Yank
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midwestyankee said:
He is just has that shit eating grin....damn....bet he gets it as he is about to devour you toooooooooooooooooo.
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sirhugs said:
YKYSFW you imagine Sir Hugs in that suit of armor and reach for a can opener.
Morning Hugsy!
~Dream~
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sirhugs said:
awwww Poor Sir ..if ya wanted free porn ya couldve Come by my house last night cause we were even fucking on my porch that has big screen windows so cars passing by could see
I think we hit every room in my house,which by the way has 7 rooms ..and we went in the shower twice as well
....so Dream is waking up like this>> 
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YKYSFW you notice the washing machine is vibrating... and you notice that feels reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal good....
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~Dream~ said:awwww Poor Sir ..if ya wanted free porn ya couldve Come by my house last night cause we were even fucking on my porch that has big screen windows so cars passing by could see
I think we hit every room in my house,which by the way has 7 rooms ..and we went in the shower twice as well
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang honey, y'all been BUSY! lol! I'm glad you two are enjoying each other so much, sweetie.
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Originally posted by ~Dream~
awwww Poor Sir ..if ya wanted free porn ya couldve Come by my house last night cause we were even fucking on my porch that has big screen windows so cars passing by could see
I think we hit every room in my house,which by the way has 7 rooms ..and we went in the shower twice as well
Dream...I think this disqualifies you from this thread for a little while
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