You Know You're Getting Older When:

[done_got_old]

You know you’re old when you go to bed at the time you used to go out.

 

[tnh_06]

YKYGOW you go to a college event and you are no longer looking at the cheerleaders, you are looking for their Moms

 

[Devlishone4fun]

YKYGOW all your sports hero's are retiring.

 

[pikmin1388]

YKYGOW it days days to recover from a night out lol

 

[HBergeron]

YKYGOW you get home from an evening of sex and you slather your knees, back and neck with Super Blue Stuff or IcyHot (topical pain relievers) before you go to bed.

 

[Polranny]

YKYGOW policemen's mothers look young

 

[Ausbellbaby]

YKYGOW
nobody else around you remembers what dial up is

 

[Thefutilityofbeing]

When your son asks you if you can imagine a world without the internet...

 

[HBergeron]

YKYGOW

The last time you were lying on the floor with your SO it was because you had fallen and she was helping you get up.

 

[Angedesoleil]

YKYGO when a rainstorm isnt enough motivation to get you outdoor dressed to go stand in it.

 

[Jada59]

When you are the Snap, Crackle and Pop and not your cereal.

 

[HBergeron]

YKYGOW

The neighbors never complain about your parties anymore.

 

[bunny4med]

YKYGOW

You put a knee brace on to ride your sybian.

 

[fisherfella]

everyone wearing a ball cap is doing it wrong!

 

[done_got_old]

You can't change your own Depends.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

YKYGOW umm....umm...like.. umm... crap, forgot what I was gonna say.

 

[Sexybritches69]

You have to put on your glasses to look at porn on your phone.

 

[sensualhub]

You have to put on your glasses to look at porn on your phone.

That phones eerent even invented when i started looking at porn

 

[jasonmason]

YKYGOW - you go upstairs to get something, come down with two or three other things but not the thing you went up for and you don’t even realize you didn’t get the thing you went up for until your spouse asks you where it is.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

YKYGOW you look for your glasses for over a hour and finally find them on top of your head.

 

[HBergeron]

You have to put on your glasses to look at porn on your phone.

OMG! I have to put on my glasses to look at porn on my desktop computer - and I have a HUGE monitor! (So glad I'm not alone there)
Also - to read the descriptions and tags below videos - helps avoid the "Jesus! What the fuck am I watching"?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

...when you have to explain who the Six Million Dollar Man is to the young people.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

YKYGOW getting turned on by a cute 20-something still feels a little bit immoral.

 

[DeckardNYC]

YKYGOW looking at porn seems immoral because the women are so young.

 

[emsway]

YKYGOW you get comped for a show that is only a few blocks from home but you still don’t go because it’s a ‘school night’.