You Know You're Getting Older When:

YKYGOW you go to a college event and you are no longer looking at the cheerleaders, you are looking for their Moms
 
YKYGOW you get home from an evening of sex and you slather your knees, back and neck with Super Blue Stuff or IcyHot (topical pain relievers) before you go to bed.
 
YKYGOW

The last time you were lying on the floor with your SO it was because you had fallen and she was helping you get up.
 
YKYGO when a rainstorm isnt enough motivation to get you outdoor dressed to go stand in it.
 
When you are the Snap, Crackle and Pop and not your cereal.
 
You have to put on your glasses to look at porn on your phone.
 
YKYGOW - you go upstairs to get something, come down with two or three other things but not the thing you went up for and you don’t even realize you didn’t get the thing you went up for until your spouse asks you where it is.
 
YKYGOW you look for your glasses for over a hour and finally find them on top of your head.
 
You have to put on your glasses to look at porn on your phone.

OMG! I have to put on my glasses to look at porn on my desktop computer - and I have a HUGE monitor! (So glad I'm not alone there)
Also - to read the descriptions and tags below videos - helps avoid the "Jesus! What the fuck am I watching"?:D
 
...when you have to explain who the Six Million Dollar Man is to the young people.
 
YKYGOW you get comped for a show that is only a few blocks from home but you still don’t go because it’s a ‘school night’.
 
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