You know you're a pervert when....

[graceanne]

stun gun would win, hands down. Although the cattle prod has reach in it's favor, the stun gun has voltage in it's favor.

The cattle prod could put up a good fight, but I think it would lose, ultimately.

I think that would depend on who's holding the cattle prod and who's holding the stun gun. I think that if it were, for instance, me and K, and K had the cattle prod, he'd still win. Mostly cause all I'd have to do is stun gun him once and he'd pin me down and take it from me.

 

[raven2]

I think that would depend on who's holding the cattle prod and who's holding the stun gun. I think that if it were, for instance, me and K, and K had the cattle prod, he'd still win. Mostly cause all I'd have to do is stun gun him once and he'd pin me down and take it from me.

Yes, but depending on the voltage, he might not be able to pin you

 

[graceanne]

Yes, but depending on the voltage, he might not be able to pin you

If the voltage is that high I better use the time that he's unable to pin me to move to Mexico.

 

[DVS]

If the voltage is that high I better use the time that he's unable to pin me to move to Mexico.

Well, they don't call them "stun" guns for nothing. If he ever comes home with one, pack your bags and brush up on your Spanish.

 

[DVS]

you know you're a pervert when you watch a show on "WE" entitled "Daddy's Spoiled Little Girl" and expect to see some good punishment scenes.

Then, you're all disapointed when Daddy misses his chance to show his little girl that spending all of that money has a price of it's own...and she's about to find out that price.

You even think about writing to the show's producers explaining how much better the boring show would be if they took your advice on the punishment idea. And, Daddy's spoiled little girl would learn how NOT to be so spoiled.

The ratings would go through the roof!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

you know you're a pervert when you watch a show on "WE" entitled "Daddy's Spoiled Little Girl" and expect to see some good punishment scenes.

Then, you're all disapointed when Daddy misses his chance to show his little girl that spending all of that money has a price of it's own...and she's about to find out that price.

You even think about writing to the show's producers explaining how much better the boring show would be if they took your advice on the punishment idea. And, Daddy's spoiled little girl would learn how NOT to be so spoiled.

The ratings would go through the roof!

laughs.....raises hand ..........and where would I audition for the role please ......I think I may be a natural.......plans Oscars speech.......smiles

I think the idea rocks DVS and I can actually see it being a mainstream winner.

ermn is it going to be big budget ie Platinum AMEX ?

 

[Shankara20]

when you can't decide between the pink lace panties or the lavender mesh G-string as you dress to go spend a day as grandpa with the family....

 

[Shankara20]

You know you're a pervert when

you are watching Stargate SG1 and you hear this

Punk: "I'll remove myself when you tell me how to do tattoos like that in Chu'lac."
Teal'c: "The skin is cut with an Orack knife, and pure molten gold is poured into the wound."
Punk: "Ow...don't that hurt when they do that?"
Teal'c, "Tremendously."

and you start to get a hard-on.....

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[Blushing Bottom]

...you see a hunky guy and immediately put your hands behind you back, crossing you wrists and lowering your eyes.

...could be one of 1,0000 scenarios I find myself in these days.

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[Ebonyfire]

Yep! Ya'll are perverts alright!

 

[Shankara20]

You know you're a pervert when....

you hook up you seat belt after getting into your car and you think "ohhhh - bondage!"

 

[BiBunny]

You know you're a pervert when you're taking a shower with your Master, he takes a good look at you and goes, "Oh, shit."

"What?" you ask.

"You have a big fucking rope mark all the way around your neck," is his reply.

Ooops. And I have to go to class tonight. Should be interesting.

 

[myinnerslut]

you know your a pervert when...

your sitting in class and all you can focus on is how much fun it would be to have your hands tied to the bar thats mounted across the side of the room (its supposed to be a coat-rack)

you cant walk into a store without seeing three pervertables in the first five minutes

 

[nymphee]

You're given a novel about Paris to write as coursework for a university course and all you can think is "excellent, research in Montmartre..."

 

[DVS]

You know you're a pervert when you're taking a shower with your Master, he takes a good look at you and goes, "Oh, shit."

"What?" you ask.

"You have a big fucking rope mark all the way around your neck," is his reply.

Ooops. And I have to go to class tonight. Should be interesting.

You know you're a pervert when all you say about that is "Ooops" and "class should be interesting." Doesn't seem to be much panic in your post, PERVERT!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

You know you're a pervert when....

you hook up you seat belt after getting into your car and you think "ohhhh - bondage!"

Holy Moley Shank you have me doing this now .....I just cracked up here rereading it and a dude looked at me strange.....

 

[submissiveknight]

when your perversions are a constant reality

 

[myinnerslut]

when your friend suggests being dominatrix's for halloween and your first thought is "yay, an excuse to buy more toys"

 

[angelsrose]

You know you're a pervert when anyone around you takes out a knife, to do anything, and all of a sudden your panties are dripping wet. Because all you can thin of is it being run over your body.

 

[Shankara20]

You know you're a pervert when....

you smile every time you read this thread.....

 

[submissiveknight]

You know you are a pervert when a flash runs through your head of cockfishing while your Mistress lounges in the boat reading Her latest novel.

 

[BiBunny]

You know you're a pervert when all you say about that is "Ooops" and "class should be interesting." Doesn't seem to be much panic in your post, PERVERT!

You got me there! Hey, I was half-hoping someone would notice and ask me about it, but no such luck. *Sigh*

 

[Shankara20]

You know you're a pervert when....

you post "had my first (and only) waxing a couple of months ago and I thorughly enjoyed it. Probably too much!"

**sound of Shank running away,.,,.,.,.,.,**

 

[callinectes]

you know you're a pervert when you watch a show on "WE" entitled "Daddy's Spoiled Little Girl" and expect to see some good punishment scenes.

Then, you're all disapointed when Daddy misses his chance to show his little girl that spending all of that money has a price of it's own...and she's about to find out that price.

You even think about writing to the show's producers explaining how much better the boring show would be if they took your advice on the punishment idea. And, Daddy's spoiled little girl would learn how NOT to be so spoiled.

The ratings would go through the roof!

Dude, WE and Lifetime (aka the man-hater's channels) and the most sexually repressed cable outlets in existance, with the possible exeception of PTL. Had "Daddy's Spoiled Little Girl" been on F/X....oh yeah, that would be some good shit.

 

[callinectes]

You know you're a pervert when....

you post "had my first (and only) waxing a couple of months ago and I thorughly enjoyed it. Probably too much!"

**sound of Shank running away,.,,.,.,.,.,**

Hey! are you making fun of my typo??!