Yeah, yeah. It's Friday. I'm not getting laid. What the fuck else is new?

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miles

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You aren't either or you wouldn't be here, and everyone knows it.
 
Doesn't make much difference what day it is, I'm still not getting laid! :(
 
miles said:
Fucking brilliant. You really are a dim bulb.

See, now that I know you aren't emptying the bag I realize your painful jabs are simply pent-up frustration.

Which, somehow, makes you even funnier.
 
Weevil
11-08-2002 09:20 AM This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]


Why did I ever take it off ignore.
 
bknight2602 said:
Doesn't make much difference what day it is, I'm still not getting laid! :(


Ditto. And its even worse when I was gettin laid consistently for over a year. The hand just doesn't compare...

Maybe I should move to Montana and find some sheep.
 
Weevil said:
See, now that I know you aren't emptying the bag I realize your painful jabs are simply pent-up frustration.

Which, somehow, makes you even funnier.


Agreed, there's nothing funnier than a married man who aint gettin any complaining on a porn board that he aint gettin' any.

Maybe he just needs a leg up on gettin' his leg up...

Have you tried being nice to her, Miles? Maybe some flowers?
 
miles said:
Weevil
11-08-2002 09:20 AM This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]


Why did I ever take it off ignore.

Cause you know you love me.
 
hockeymandan said:
Ditto. And its even worse when I was gettin laid consistently for over a year. The hand just doesn't compare...

Maybe I should move to Montana and find some sheep.


it hasnt been a year... try Indiana, not Montana ;)
 
Actually, now that I think abou it, I'm sure there's plenty of sheep right here in Ohio that I could wine and dine.
 
Willing and Unsure said:
it hasnt been a year... try Indiana, not Montana ;)
Hey, hey! I'll have you know that I consider Indiana to be an exciting and dynamic . . . eh, bullshit.

I could use a good lay or ten.

TB4p
 
pretty_lil_stranger said:
HEY! Why does it have to be Montana? :(


Sorry, didn't mean any offense by it. One of my good friends from college was from montana and lived on a farm and, well, wasn't exactly what you would call attractive. But he would pretty much nail anything that moved, so naturally sheep were brought up in many a drunken insult exchange. So that's why montana came to mind. I actually love the state. Its quite beautiful. :)
 
I Could be getting laid today...that is the sad part...I just choose not to...Im getting picky in my old age...
 
As Mr Keen is not feeling well, I shall just make myself right at home here, although I will have to leave occasionally for soup-heating, blanket tucking and "aw, my poor baby"ing.
 
pretty_lil_stranger said:
I live in Montana....honey, there's a lot more here than sheep and cattle. ;)


<-------Case in point.


Like I said, quite a beautiful state...
 
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