If America were racist in favor of whites as we are constantly told, we would see whites-only cafes. Yet there are none. Perversely, America is actually racist against the majority population. That’s why whites are banned from the Bridge Cafe at American University.
The ban is only one of several demands granted to black supremacists in the aftermath of an absurd brouhaha over some harmless bananas. Educrats have eagerly agreed to the following:
For the remaining of the semester, the Bridge will become a sanctuary for people of color. [That is, hated whites are forbidden.]
All POC students get extensions, and should not be penalized for already scheduled finals after the incident.
A separate investigation team based out of the university (composed of a group of non-biased expert contractors) [will be established to] investigate cases of racism and discrimination brought against the institution of American University.