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[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ach! I told them ye kenna use screen doors.

 

[Guest]

I thought that was the Polish sub joke.

Edited to add: In leiu of the other thread I just saw.... nevermind.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I thought that was the Polish sub joke.

When a Polish guy comes here looking for pussy, it'll be Polish.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Ach! I told them ye kenna use screen doors.

But ye hev too use screen doors when cookin' the haggis man. The steem has to goo somewhere.

 

[peachykeen]

damn, just where the hell is 'spoke when ya really need him to drop some heavy one-line wisdom?

 

[Guest]

When a Polish guy comes here looking for pussy, it'll be Polish.

You mean a cat, right?

 

[sunstruck]

Not just pussy. Submissive Scottish pussy. I'm not sure that exists.

 

[Lasher]

I expected to see Sean Connery saying Ad-ver-ser-ee.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Submissive Scottish pussy.

I understand Heather's easy, if you get her on the hill.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I understand Heather's easy, if you get her on the hill.

Och. Hoot mon!

 

[bluespoke]

Oh dearie, dear me.

Whatever is going on here?

Ye'll all be tackin the piss ye ken!