A beginners guide for contacting women

[CuriousRick]

If you want, I will share it later or tomorrow here.

I usually bake cookies, candy or cobbler. I haven’t baked a cake in a long time

 

[justanewsub]

Be happy.
They not only tell. Want a dick pic? I've a huge collection by now.

I would love to meet a guy with A 10" tongue though. Do long and so flexible!

See- you do save them!!!!

 

[HotWifeOC]

I kind of wish there was an all recipes site where it was topless ladies holding the recipes. I mean I enjoy trying the new recipes anyway at least then if I screw up the recipe I can say "well I was distracted" and I'm sure I would still be happy to try it another time.

Shake n Bake

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

This was a fuckin hilarious read, my god this thread gave me a good laugh lol

 

[jonnoback]

I kind of wish there was an all recipes site where it was topless ladies holding the recipes. I mean I enjoy trying the new recipes anyway at least then if I screw up the recipe I can say "well I was distracted" and I'm sure I would still be happy to try it another time.

There's NakedBakers on several platforms. Or so I hear. Though these days there's a lot less baking...

 

[jonnoback]

Ah, don't make men out to be worse than they are. You're not useless. I can think of quite a few things that men are needed for.
Apart from the obvious ones, such as taking out the rubbish, putting up shelves, carrying the dirty laundry basket to the laundry room and similar subordinate tasks, you're really useful when a bed needs warming up.

I can do all that ... and probably more... if properly trained of course

 

[Meekly_Anna]

You want to be trained?
Come by!
That's a good Jonno.
Come, Jonno, roll over!
Good boy.

Like that?

 

[jonnoback]

You want to be trained?
Come by!
That's a good Jonno.
Come, Jonno, roll over!
Good boy.

Like that?

Are you gonna tickle me?

 

[HornyBarman74]

Don't contact women. At all. Thank you.