Wrong answer - game thread

[entitled]

pizza

nothing worthwhile

why am i not hungry today?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

pizza

nothing worthwhile

why am i not hungry today?

Look at your AV! You don't have enough stomache to fit any hunger in!

Why didn't the damned chicken stay on this side of the road?

 

[entitled]

Look at your AV! You don't have enough stomache to fit any hunger in!

Why didn't the damned chicken stay on this side of the road?

It was too attracted to the turkey on the other side.

Why don't armadillos ever make ti to the other side?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It was too attracted to the turkey on the other side.

Why don't armadillos ever make ti to the other side?

Have you ever had roadkill armadillo on rye?

Why is it that only old and ugly men look up my profile at the dating site, and not the cute young hunks?

 

[Munachi]

Why is it that only old and ugly men look up my profile at the dating site, and not the cute young hunks?

Because the old and ugly men threatened the cute young hunks to not dare look up your profile...

um... Why am I constantly tired?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Because the old and ugly men threatened the cute young hunks to not dare look up your profile...

um... Why am I constantly tired?

Because you have a secret life whereby you engage in triathalons every night.

Why can't weekends last longer?

 

[Guest]

Because you have a secret life whereby you engage in triathalons every night.

Why can't weekends last longer?

A) because I said so.
B) because people would become lazy and sick time would increase because of three nights of partying instead of two.

why hasn't it rained here in nearly 6 months?

 

[impressive]

A) because I said so.
B) because people would become lazy and sick time would increase because of three nights of partying instead of two.

why hasn't it rained here in nearly 6 months?

Because Pat Robertson called upon thee the wrath of his Almighty.



Why does my armpit itch?

 

[Munachi]

Because Pat Robertson called upon thee the wrath of his Almighty.



Why does my armpit itch?

that's a kind of accupressure thing. in fact someone is tickling your foot.

Why is there an empty box of chocolates on my desk?

 

[Guest]

that's a kind of accupressure thing. in fact someone is tickling your foot.

Why is there an empty box of chocolates on my desk?

Your mouse was hungry.

Why do popcorn kernels get stuck in my teeth?

 

[entitled]

that's a kind of accupressure thing. in fact someone is tickling your foot.

Why is there an empty box of chocolates on my desk?

i ate them all.

Why am i suddenly too lazy to go get more coffee?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

i ate them all.

Why am i suddenly too lazy to go get more coffee?

Because deep inside, you know you shouldn't drink so much coffee.

Could you come over and knock me out so I'll fall asleep before the alarm goes off in 4 hours?

 

[zeb1094]

Because deep inside, you know you shouldn't drink so much coffee.

Could you come over and knock me out so I'll fall asleep before the alarm goes off in 4 hours?

No, but I can keep you up until all hours of the afternoon!


When does the sun have to set?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No, but I can keep you up until all hours of the afternoon!


When does the sun have to set?

Shortly before it gets dark.

What do you call the small berries that look like strawberries, but they're much, much smaller?

 

[Guest]

No, but I can keep you up until all hours of the afternoon!


When does the sun have to set?

Apparently not until you're done keeping it up. Er, HER up.


Why is my computer slower this evening?

 

[joeys-game]

Shortly before it gets dark.

What do you call the small berries that look like strawberries, but they're much, much smaller?

Little reds.

Why does the time change in spring?

 

[zeb1094]

Apparently not until you're done keeping it up. Er, HER up.


Why is my computer slower this evening?

It's Sunday, it needs some rest too!

When the orange drops from the tree and the skin turns purple is it still an orange?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It's Sunday, it needs some rest too!

When the orange drops from the tree and the skin turns purple is it still an orange?

That depends on what you've been drinking.

How many points do you think I missed the Approved-limit with?

 

[TheEarl]

That depends on what you've been drinking.

How many points do you think I missed the Approved-limit with?

Doesn't matter. No matter how may or few points you got, the approved limit would've changed to still be just out of your reach. Such is the way of things.

What happens at the Love Shack?

The Earl

 

[cloudy]

Doesn't matter. No matter how may or few points you got, the approved limit would've changed to still be just out of your reach. Such is the way of things.

What happens at the Love Shack?

The Earl

We'd tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.

Why does theEarl look so delicious in that AV?

 

[entitled]

We'd tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.

Why does theEarl look so delicious in that AV?

So he can get us to fight over him.

What happened to the rest of my chili powder?

 

[English Lady]

the aliens stole it.


Why is childrens TV sooo annoying?

 

[TheEarl]

So he can get us to fight over him.

I'm sorry, that answer's invalid, as it is, in fact, the correct answer.

The Earl

 

[entitled]

the aliens stole it.


Why is childrens TV sooo annoying?

It's made to go along with them.

Why are soaps so annoying?

 

[entitled]

I'm sorry, that answer's invalid, as it is, in fact, the correct answer.

The Earl

Correct answer: So that we can pretend to fight over him, to boost his ego.

Take that.