Wrong answer - game thread

[entitled]

Because he's not French.

Why does it seem that Law and Order is on 24 hours a day?

Minimum wage.

Am i the only one that thinks They Might Be Giants is a pretty decent group?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Minimum wage.

Am i the only one that thinks They Might Be Giants is a pretty decent group?

No. It's just most people are listening to They Are Definitely Dwarves.

Why do yellow and blue make green?

 

[zeb1094]

No. It's just most people are listening to They Are Definitely Dwarves.

Why do yellow and blue make green?

Due to the photon interaction with the strata in the range of 450 gigahertz.

Why is alpaca so delicious bbq'ed?

 

[Guest]

 

[zeb1094]

Because purple was already taken.

Why aren't deserts wet?

The air.

Why is the north so much colder in the winter?

 

[Guest]

 

[zeb1094]

Because the sun flies south with the ducks.

Why are ducks waterproof?

So when they hit the windshield on the car they bead up and the wind whips them away.


What is the smallest prime number?

 

[Guest]

So when they hit the windshield on the car they bead up and the wind whips them away.


What is the smallest prime number?

Swiss steak. (Tenderized with that meat hammer thing.)


Why do cats play "chase the invisible creatures" night and day?

 

[zeb1094]

Swiss steak. (Tenderized with that meat hammer thing.)


Why do cats play "chase the invisible creatures" night and day?

'Cuz they are smart and can see in to the spectrum of light that we can't.


Who invented coffee?

 

[Guest]

'Cuz they are smart and can see in to the spectrum of light that we can't.


Who invented coffee?

Whoever it was, I'll kiss their butt on Hollywood & Vine.


Why did the Jayhawks lose to K-State on Saturday????

 

[zeb1094]

Whoever it was, I'll kiss their butt on Hollywood & Vine.


Why did the Jayhawks lose to K-State on Saturday????

They were in the wrong arena.


Who are the Jayhawks?

 

[Guest]

They were in the wrong arena.


Who are the Jayhawks?

I'm going to forget you just said that.

Why didn't the dish gnomes take care of matters last evening?

 

[zeb1094]

I'm going to forget you just said that.

Why didn't the dish gnomes take care of matters last evening?

They were to busy peeking in your window.


Where is the Alstate Arena located?

 

[cloudy]

They were to busy peeking in your window.


Where is the Alstate Arena located?

in Alstatia...duh.

Why are these pants only ripping in ONE knee?

 

[TheEarl]

in Alstatia...duh.

Why are these pants only ripping in ONE knee?

Because you're supposed to have both knees on the ground for doggy style!

Who are the Jayhawks?

The Earl

 

[rgraham666]

Because you're supposed to have both knees on the ground for doggy style!

Who are the Jayhawks?

The Earl

I haven't the slightest.

How much is that doggie in the window? The one with the waggly tail?

 

[entitled]

I haven't the slightest.

How much is that doggie in the window? The one with the waggly tail?

To hell with the doggie! I want that other thing with waggly parts.

Why did Constantinople get the works?

 

[rgraham666]

To hell with the doggie! I want that other thing with waggly parts.

Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Why'd they change it?

 

[entitled]

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Why'd they change it?

i can't say. People just liked it better that way.

When he's underwater does he get wet?

 

[rgraham666]

i can't say. People just liked it better that way.

When he's underwater does he get wet?

Nobody knows, particle man.

Who came up with person man?

(Don't be impressed. I had to Google.)

 

[entitled]

Nobody knows, particle man.

Who came up with person man?

(Don't be impressed. I had to Google.)

Cheater! *L*

Degraded man, person man.

Why did the cat eat the chili left in one of the bowls?

 

[zeb1094]

Cheater! *L*

Degraded man, person man.

Why did the cat eat the chili left in one of the bowls?

because the toilet seat cover was down.


Why is there a place that all lost things go?

 

[entitled]

because the toilet seat cover was down.


Why is there a place that all lost things go?

Because it would be wrong if they came.

Are you going to watch the show i keep pushing on people?

 

[zeb1094]

Because it would be wrong if they came.

Are you going to watch the show i keep pushing on people?

what show is that?


What show is that?

 

[entitled]

what show is that?


What show is that?

THe one getting on at 12:30 eastern on the fine living channel.

Weren't you paying attention?