Wrong answer - game thread

[zeb1094]

THe one getting on at 12:30 eastern on the fine living channel.

Weren't you paying attention?

No, and I don't get the fine living channel.

Why is 12:30 past my bedtime?

 

[entitled]

No, and I don't get the fine living channel.

Why is 12:30 past my bedtime?

You're aging.

Is it true the first thing to go is memory?

 

[zeb1094]

You're aging.

Is it true the first thing to go is memory?

What.

Who are you?

 

[yui]

What.

Who are you?

I am the girl who never gets asked to make the cheese dip for the Mensa social ... I am the daughter of a famous artist ... I am the girl beside you on the plane who is fluent in four languages and never says a word … and I am frightened of my own shadow.

If precipitation is raining/snowing/etc, what is cipitation?

 

[entitled]

I am the girl who never gets asked to make the cheese dip for the Mensa social ... I am the daughter of a famous artist ... I am the girl beside you on the plane who is fluent in four languages and never says a word … and I am frightened of my own shadow.

If precipitation is raining/snowing/etc, what is cipitation?

The mud left behind.

Whyfor don't you just talk in one of the four languages that nobody else on the plane understands, just for the shock value?

 

[cloudy]

I am the girl who never gets asked to make the cheese dip for the Mensa social ... I am the daughter of a famous artist ... I am the girl beside you on the plane who is fluent in four languages and never says a word … and I am frightened of my own shadow.

If precipitation is raining/snowing/etc, what is cipitation?

air.

What is this smiley ?

 

[entitled]

air.

What is this smiley ?

The look on a person's face when coming out of the bathroom after sitting on the toilet for an hour, only to find a line consisting of everybody else in the house.

Should i go take a picture of this?

 

[cloudy]

The look on a person's face when coming out of the bathroom after sitting on the toilet for an hour, only to find a line consisting of everybody else in the house.

Should i go take a picture of this?

sure.

why am I not hungry, when I was just a second ago?

 

[entitled]

sure.

why am I not hungry, when I was just a second ago?

You're pregnant.

Should i clean the fishbowl?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You're pregnant.

Should i clean the fishbowl?

Nah, let the lazy bastards do it themselves, it's their turn anyway.

Do you think I'll set a new record in low scores on a test on Friday?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Nah, let the lazy bastards do it themselves, it's their turn anyway.

Do you think I'll set a new record in low scores on a test on Friday?

Possibly. Are you taking a test in golf?

Are you taking a test in golf?

 

[Guest]

Possibly. Are you taking a test in golf?

Are you taking a test in golf?

Once upon a time, i swung a club. didn't take to it...so i swung for the other 'team'.

what is this obsession with American Idol?

 

[Guest]

Once upon a time, i swung a club. didn't take to it...so i swung for the other 'team'.

what is this obsession with American Idol?

Because people are always compelled to slow down and gawk at the scene of an accident?


Why do I hate to exercise?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Once upon a time, i swung a club. didn't take to it...so i swung for the other 'team'.

what is this obsession with American Idol?

Because it's hard to mock that many people at a karaoke bar.

Why are diet shake-type drinks so expensive?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Because people are always compelled to slow down and gawk at the scene of an accident?


Why do I hate to exercise?

Because it interferes with your career as a Big Mac taste tester.

Who else wants to use a push mower on Simon Cowell's tongue?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Because it interferes with your career as a Big Mac taste tester.

Who else wants to use a push mower on Simon Cowell's tongue?

I'd like to put something else on his tongue


Why can't the adults on charlie brown talk right?

 

[TheEarl]

I'd like to put something else on his tongue


Why can't the adults on charlie brown talk right?

Because the cat's got their tongue.

What is a politician?

The Earl

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Because the cat's got their tongue.

What is a politician?

The Earl

A member of the lit police task force.

Why doesn't my oven heat right?

 

[Goldie Munro]

A member of the lit police task force.

Why doesn't my oven heat right?

Ovens cant work it out.

Why does too much chocolate make you sick?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Ovens cant work it out.

Why does too much chocolate make you sick?

Keebler's Revenge.

Why does the cat like my bed?

 

[starrkers]

Keebler's Revenge.

Why does the cat like my bed?

It's practising to be a quilt.

Why is a walrus?

 

[Liar]

It's practising to be a quilt.

Why is a walrus?

Because there would be all those weird walrus-shaped holes in the world if they weren't.

I'm out of coffee. What should I do?

 

[Trombonus]

Because there would be all those weird walrus-shaped holes in the world if they weren't.

I'm out of coffee. What should I do?

Join the Peace Corps

Why is the sky blue?

 

[TE999]

Foul-up--damn!

 

[Liar]

A seventeen foot tall tangerine blob.

How do you spell abacus?
[Eh, I just edited mine Edit yours back or this makes no sense. ]