Wrong answer - game thread

[TheEarl]

Martinique, of course.


Where is Martinique?

Wherever Simonique is. They're inseparable.

Is it really 2:06pm already? I've only just got up!

The Earl

 

[rgraham666]

Wherever Simonique is. They're inseparable.

Is it really 2:06pm already? I've only just got up!

The Earl

It's 9:26 here, m'Lord. So you're not up too early at all.

Why, in spite of a good night's sleep and coffee, does my brain still feel like it's wrapped in cotton?

 

[TheEarl]

It's 9:26 here, m'Lord. So you're not up too early at all.

Why, in spite of a good night's sleep and coffee, does my brain still feel like it's wrapped in cotton?

Because it has been?

Why is my character being so goddamn obstreperous?

The Earl

 

[rgraham666]

Because it has been?

Why is my character being so goddamn obstreperous?

The Earl

Ask me a question I know the answer to.

Is Mother Nature a child abuser?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Ask me a question I know the answer to.

Is Mother Nature a child abuser?

No. Her children are just uppity.

Who is going to win in the playoffs today?

 

[Guest]

 

[entitled]

The team with the most bare-chested fans painted in team colors.

Why are alpacas cuddly?

It has to do with the butterfly in Africa/mudslide in South America thing.

Why is he such a dimwit?

 

[zeb1094]

It has to do with the butterfly in Africa/mudslide in South America thing.

Why is he such a dimwit?

Well that's derived from the falling out of the DNA sequence via the RNA identifiers into the bowl of soup in front of the mother at birth.


Do dimwits know they are dimwits?

 

[entitled]

Well that's derived from the falling out of the DNA sequence via the RNA identifiers into the bowl of soup in front of the mother at birth.


Do dimwits know they are dimwits?

Only brightwits can figure that out.

Have you ever met a brightwit?

 

[zeb1094]

Only brightwits can figure that out.

Have you ever met a brightwit?

Answer: I could have, but it was dark outside and hard to hear so I wasn't sure if they were or not.

(of couse I have a lot, I'm answering one right now)

When the moon is blue what color is the sky?

 

[entitled]

Answer: I could have, but it was dark outside and hard to hear so I wasn't sure if they were or not.

(of couse I have a lot, I'm answering one right now)

When the moon is blue what color is the sky?

Orange. Sort of like a negative.

Why are they called cordless phones when there's a wire going into the wall?

 

[TheEarl]

Orange. Sort of like a negative.

Why are they called cordless phones when there's a wire going into the wall?

Because you don't have to be wearing cordoroy for them to work properly.

Why is my rugby team so goddamn good?

The Earl

PS. Leicester 29 - Stade Francais 22! Woot!

 

[entitled]

Because you don't have to be wearing cordoroy for them to work properly.

Why is my rugby team so goddamn good?

The Earl

PS. Leicester 29 - Stade Francais 22! Woot!

They're not. i'm not on it.

Grats!!

Why are kids so cute when they're little, then grow up to be like the rest of us?

pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiu (very important message fromt he youngest)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

They're not. i'm not on it.

Grats!!

Why are kids so cute when they're little, then grow up to be like the rest of us?

pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiu (very important message fromt he youngest)

It's a defense mechanism. If they were ugly as well as obnoxious, we'd toss them out before they were old enough to fend for themselves.

What IS 42?

 

[cloudy]

It's a defense mechanism. If they were ugly as well as obnoxious, we'd toss them out before they were old enough to fend for themselves.

What IS 42?

the airspeed of a laden swallow.

but what kind of swallow?

 

[rgraham666]

It's a defense mechanism. If they were ugly as well as obnoxious, we'd toss them out before they were old enough to fend for themselves.

What IS 42?

A lie.

Do we have any idea what we're doing?

 

[entitled]

It's a defense mechanism. If they were ugly as well as obnoxious, we'd toss them out before they were old enough to fend for themselves.

What IS 42?

Seven times... uh... Wait. i don't know the rest of the question.

Want to go to the restaurant at the end of everything with me?

 

[entitled]

the airspeed of a laden swallow.

but what kind of swallow?

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

*ahem*

Why does yeast infection cream work better on diaper rash than diaper rash cream?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Why does yeast infection cream work better on diaper rash than diaper rash cream?

For the same reason sex releases hormones that CURE headaches.

Does the nana ever get tired of dancing?

 

[entitled]

For the same reason sex releases hormones that CURE headaches.

Does the nana ever get tired of dancing?

Only when it runs out of caffeine.

Does the frog's tongue get tired?

 

[cloudy]

For the same reason sex releases hormones that CURE headaches.

Does the nana ever get tired of dancing?

it's not the same nana all the time....there are understudies.

why much my favorite pajama pants suddenly develop holes all the way along ONE leg?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

it's not the same nana all the time....there are understudies.

why much my favorite pajama pants suddenly develop holes all the way along ONE leg?

If they were on both sides, you'd get a draft, so quit complaining!

What do you think Santa's doing now that X-mas is over?

 

[entitled]

If they were on both sides, you'd get a draft, so quit complaining!

What do you think Santa's doing now that X-mas is over?

Mrs. Claus.

Why does that one truck keep going by?

 

[cloudy]

Mrs. Claus.

Why does that one truck keep going by?

because the driver wants you to flash him again.

What should I have for lunch?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Mrs. Claus.

Why does that one truck keep going by?

It's interested in you, but it's too shy to show it, so it drives by, pretending to ignore you, hoping to catch your attention. Apparently, the scheme worked.

What's on the telly tonight?