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joeys-game said:
My fellow Americans -
Why can't I get my white shorts clean?
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My fellow Americans -
Why can't I get my white shorts clean?
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sweetsubsarahh said:
Because you don't get them off quick enough before the hot, naked and sweaty part.
What day is it?
Note: to the earlier question, "Why does a white cat always sleep on a black shirt?"
For the same reason, black ones sleep on white shirts.
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rgraham666 said:
(Yes - to the cat question.)
What day is it? It is no panties day, apparently.
Why do men always get that glazed look in their eyes when you happen to mention (while out to dinner) that you're not wearing panties?
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sweetsubsarahh said:(Yes - to the cat question.)
What day is it? It is no panties day, apparently.
Why do men always get that glazed look in their eyes when you happen to mention (while out to dinner) that you're not wearing panties?
because then they start wondering if they accidently put yours on instead of theirs.
Why do I have a headache?
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cloudy said:because then they start wondering if they accidently put yours on instead of theirs.
Why do I have a headache?
Because of Dade County, Florida.
Why are so many players getting injured during the playoffs.
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cloudy said:because then they start wondering if they accidently put yours on instead of theirs.
Why do I have a headache?
Because butthead is home?
Why do we write erotica?
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Evil Alpaca said:
Because of the salary cap.
Why can't I make as much money as those idiots do?
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sweetsubsarahh said:
Your printing press is broken.
Why haven't I won the lottery yet?
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sweetsubsarahh said:
It's the only way I could think of to get the attention of interesting women.
Now if I could just get the attention of single, straight women, I'd have it made.
Why have I forgotten what I can't remember, already?
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cloudy said:because butthead is home.
because if they weren't getting injured, they'd be called "play-ons"
Why is tequila addicting?
The worm's pheremones.
Why are all the best things in life fattening?
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Evil Alpaca said:
Because God has a sense of humor.
Why can't rice cakes taste like Godiva chocolates?
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sweetsubsarahh said:
Because then Godiva chocolates would be bland and useful as hockey pucks.
Why do they call something you "park" on a "driveway"?
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Evil Alpaca said:
To avoid confusion.
Is this really an improvement?
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rgraham666 said:
Yes. It brings out your eyes.
Why is the weather always bad on the weekends?
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Munachi said:
Nope. They're usually much scarier.
What the hell is wrong with my heating system?
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Evil Alpaca said:
Dead burglar stuck in the intake vent.
Define "lepsidosis."
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BlackShanglan said:
A medical condition caused by having your cerebral cortex ripped out your nose with a knitting needle.
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
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entitled said:
It's the best way to take down a wildebeest.
Why is my living room messier tonight than it was this morning even though I cleaned all day long?
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