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4degrees said:
its the little trail of red that starts at one shoelace, and goes all the way up one pantsleg, until you come to a fuzzy squirrel tail hanging out of my pocket.


what is that thing over there?

A life-sized sculpture of Marlon Brando made entirely of Spam and sugar cubes.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
Evil Alpaca said:
A life-sized sculpture of Marlon Brando made entirely of Spam and sugar cubes.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
asked and answered.


What is the speed of light on Mars?
 
Evil Alpaca said:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

i wooden't know.

actually the amount is directly proportionate to the number of hammerheads that were fed turkey and ricecakes last thursday.

what causes ADD?
 
4degrees said:
i wooden't know.

actually the amount is directly proportionate to the number of hammerheads that were fed turkey and ricecakes last thursday.

what causes ADD?

Excessive subtraction

What color is the sun?
 
Evil Alpaca said:
What color is the sun?

the sun is a mass of incondescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace. where hydrogen is built into helium at a teperature of millions of degrees.

what statement does a large penis make?
 
4degrees said:
i wooden't know.

actually the amount is directly proportionate to the number of hammerheads that were fed turkey and ricecakes last thursday.

what causes ADD?

Underwear too tight?


What causes STD's?
 
4degrees said:
the sun is a mass of incondescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace. where hydrogen is built into helium at a teperature of millions of degrees.

what statement does a large penis make?

Mission accomplished

Why do fools fall in love?
 
4degrees said:
the sun is a mass of incondescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace. where hydrogen is built into helium at a teperature of millions of degrees.

what statement does a large penis make?

Yes?

Why do condoms come in red, white and blue colors?
 
4degrees said:
the sun is a mass of incondescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace. where hydrogen is built into helium at a teperature of millions of degrees.

what statement does a large penis make?
Run, girls!

Why does a tree grow up?
 
Evil Alpaca said:
Why do fools fall in love?

because they were not smart enough to follow the precise directions on the package, stating to 'make sure your bungee is shorter that the depth of the hole you're jumping into'.

why isn't america a communist country?
 
4degrees said:
because they were not smart enough to follow the precise directions on the package, stating to 'make sure your bungee is shorter that the depth of the hole you're jumping into'.

why isn't america a communist country?

The application was too complicated.

What's your lucky number?
 
Tom Collins said:
Cuz I've been drinking?

Why does the Nana dance?

because the cucumber is too tired...

with all those potatoes, why didn't the Irish invent vodka first?
 
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