Wrong answer - game thread

[Guest]

If I drop my pants in the woods and nobody is around, am I still tiny?

Huge guffaw . (Not an answer, please continue.)

 

[Guest]

Depends on if it's an ant or a bear that sees you.

If i drop my pants in the woods and nobody is around, will there still be rumours about it?

There are already rumors about it.

Why does wine make you horny?

 

[entitled]

There are already rumors about it.

Why does wine make you horny?

Because the grapes are like tiny blue balls... sort of.

Why does wine come in bottles instead of jugs?

 

[SpyBob]

Because the grapes are like tiny blue balls... sort of.

Why does wine come in bottles instead of jugs?

Because milk comes in jugs...


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[TheEarl]

Because the grapes are like tiny blue balls... sort of.

Why does wine come in bottles instead of jugs?

Because bottles make it easier for blokes to top-up your glass. Chivalry and enhancing our chances of pulling, all in one fell swoop!

What happens if you have a swoop that isn't fell?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Two Sugar Daddies.

Why does toast fall butter-side down?

 

[Guest]

Because the grapes are like tiny blue balls... sort of.

Why does wine come in bottles instead of jugs?

So you can drink it outta those brown paper sacks.


Why does alcohol increase the desire but take away from the performance?

 

[Guest]

Because bottles make it easier for blokes to top-up your glass. Chivalry and enhancing our chances of pulling, all in one fell swoop!

What happens if you have a swoop that isn't fell?

The Earl

Group therapy usually helps them deal with the situation.

What's a swoop?

 

[TheEarl]

Why does alcohol increase the desire but take away from the performance?

Cause Shakespeare said so.

Why does toast fall butter-side down?

Cause that side's heavier!

Who was the thirteenth President of the United States?

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

Group therapy usually helps them deal with the situation.

What's a swoop?

A little more energetic than a swop, but a little less than a swooop.

The Earl

 

[cloudy]

Who was the thirteenth President of the United States?

The Earl

Eric Idle.

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?

 

[Guest]

Eric Idle.

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?

Because you shouldn't play golf from a moving vehicle.

Why do hot dog buns come in packages of eight while the hot dogs themselves come in packages of ten?

 

[cloudy]

Because you shouldn't play golf from a moving vehicle.

Why do hot dog buns come in packages of eight while the hot dogs themselves come in packages of ten?

because the buns are SUPPOSED to mate, and reproduce before you eat them.

Why doesn't it snow here?

 

[Guest]

because the buns are SUPPOSED to mate, and reproduce before you eat them.

Why doesn't it snow here?

Because you're full of too much sin.

Why can't I keep my house clean?

 

[cloudy]

Because you're full of too much sin.

Why can't I keep my house clean?

Because you're not feeding your house gnomes.

Why won't my child go to bed?

 

[Munachi]

Why won't my child go to bed?

Because of too much maté.

 

[TheEarl]

What's mate?

The Earl

 

[entitled]

What's mate?

The Earl

Latte's younger cousin.

Why do i feel like poking that belly button?

 

[cloudy]

Latte's younger cousin.

Why do i feel like poking that belly button?

because it's really a magnet, and your finger is made of iron.

Why am I watching cartoons when the little one's in a different room?

 

[Guest]

Latte's younger cousin.

Why do i feel like poking that belly button?

Because his nipples were already spoken for?

Where does belly button lint come from?

 

[entitled]

because it's really a magnet, and your finger is made of iron.

Why am I watching cartoons when the little one's in a different room?

The aliens came and switched yours and Spidey's intelligence levels.

Why is it quiet when the kids are still awake?

 

[entitled]

Because his nipples were already spoken for?

Where does belly button lint come from?

It was rejected by the dryer.

Who ever said it was a he?

 

[mlady_france]

The aliens came and switched yours and Spidey's intelligence levels.

Why is it quiet when the kids are still awake?

Because they listened when you told them to be quiet and let you have some peace.

So why worry?

 

[Guest]

The aliens came and switched yours and Spidey's intelligence levels.

Why is it quiet when the kids are still awake?

Because they hot-wired your car and left to pick up some liquor.


Why is it never quiet when the adults are trying to sleep?

 

[Liar]

Why is it never quiet when the adults are trying to sleep?

The kids are not done with the liquor yet.



It's a full moon. Why am I not turning into a werewolf?