Wrong answer - game thread

[entitled]

You just HAD to ask that one, didn't you!

Where are the monkeys now?

The thing in the fridge got them.

Why is my car making that funny noise?

 

[TheEarl]

You just HAD to ask that one, didn't you!

Where are the monkeys now?

Back in their cage, having their wings sewed back on.

Why does potcheen taste so awful?

The Earl

 

[entitled]

Back in their cage, having their wings sewed back on.

Why does potcheen taste so awful?

The Earl

Who's dumb enough to taste it?

Can i have one?

 

[TheEarl]

Who's dumb enough to taste it?

Can i have one?

Not until you've finished your vegetables.

Who gave entitled that cucumber?

The Earl

 

[kendo1]

Preferably before, but sometimes after.

Where art thou, Romeo?

 

[rgraham666]

The thing in the fridge got them.

Why is my car making that funny noise?

It's a comedian.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Guest]

You do, it's much bigger than mine, that's all- MUCH bigger.

Brilliant, woman. Just had to say. No more questions, P.

 

[TheEarl]

It's a comedian.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

This much <holds out hands in "One that got away" posture>

Why did I not think of the far more funny answer of "I'll give you one" to Ent's question before I posted?

The Earl

 

[entitled]

the cat

elsewhere

about that much

Why does caffeine put some people to sleep?

 

[4degrees]

Why does caffeine put some people to sleep?

because its full of poison beetle parts

where was i the day kennedy was shot

 

[entitled]

This much <holds out hands in "One that got away" posture>

Why did I not think of the far more funny answer of "I'll give you one" to Ent's question?

The Earl

Because she would have accepted, and you'd have been in trouble deep, little one.

Does a potato really work?

 

[4degrees]

Does a potato really work?

only if you put the batteries in backwards.

what is suede?

 

[rgraham666]

because its full of poison beetle parts

where was i the day kennedy was shot

You don't want to know.

Do people really go nuts on a full moon?

 

[4degrees]

Do people really go nuts on a full moon?

no, actually the reflected radiation of the suns light on the moon causes nuts to appear, and then grow inside certian peoples ears, but they have to be type b- and have a large feather protruding from their asshole.

only who can prevent forset fires?

 

[entitled]

i would tell you, but it's a national secret.

No, they go fruits.

Why do they say you can get water from cactus when it's not actually water?

 

[Liar]

no, actually the reflected radiation of the suns light on the moon causes nuts to appear, and then grow inside certian peoples ears, but they have to be type b- and have a large feather protruding from their asshole.

only who can prevent forset fires?

Al Gore.


Who invented the Internet?

 

[4degrees]

Why do they say you can get water from cactus when it's not actually water?

because they are actually bewildered primitive members of the 'goat head' tribe in rural DC, and they think all cactuses have peyote in them, and want everyone who's thirsty to begin tripping so hard that they jump off the planet.

why are my ears bleeding?

 

[entitled]

Al Gore.


Who invented the Internet?

The pope. It was a thwarted effort to reform everybody.

Why does cheese melt?

 

[Liar]

The pope. It was a thwarted effort to reform everybody.

Why does cheese melt?

Out of boredom. Being cheese does not rate high in entertainment value.



Why can't I find my car keys?

 

[TheEarl]

The pope. It was a thwarted effort to reform everybody.

Why does cheese melt?

Because hell's freezing over and the heat needs to go somewhere.

Why would I be in trouble if Ent accepted my double-entendre?

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

Why can't I find my car keys?

Because I have them.

The Earl

 

[entitled]

Out of boredom. Being cheese does not rate high in entertainment value.



Why can't I find my car keys?

The closet monster thought they were it's suppository.

Why isn't blue called green?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Out of boredom. Being cheese does not rate high in entertainment value.



Why can't I find my car keys?

They are stuck in 4degrees ears- and that's why his ears are bleeding!

oh, question- are there actually two of her?

 

[entitled]

Because hell's freezing over and the heat needs to go somewhere.

Why would I be in trouble if Ent accepted my double-entendre?

The Earl

Because ent is a belly dancing , heavy weapons wielding undersexed nymphomaniac.

What are you doing with his keys?

 

[Liar]

The closet monster thought they were it's suppository.

Why isn't blue called green?

Because that would really piss off the Blue Man Group.


Why can't I learn to speak French?