Wrong answer - game thread

[entitled]

They are stuck in 4degrees ears- and that's why his ears are bleeding!

oh, question- are there actually two of her?

Yes. One is busy stalking you.

Why can't i find a nice box?

 

[TheEarl]

The closet monster thought they were it's suppository.

Why isn't blue called green?

Because green got there first. Lousy cheat.

Why is it absolutely impossibleto sing along to Yellow Submarine without adopting a crap Scouse accent?

The Earl

 

[entitled]

Because that would really piss off the Blue Man Group.


Why can't I learn to speak French?

The French are conspiring against you. They change every third word every fourth week just to confuse you.

What ever happened to peace and quiet?

 

[TheEarl]

Because ent is a belly dancing , heavy weapons wielding undersexed nymphomaniac.

What are you doing with his keys?

What I'm not doing would probably be a shorter list.

Can a nymphomaniac ever be oversexed?

The Earl

 

[entitled]

Because green got there first. Lousy cheat.

Why is it absolutely impossibleto sing along to Yellow Submarine without adopting a crap Scouse accent?

The Earl

Because it sounds ridiculous to sing about an orange submarine with the accent.

Where did they find all this stuff?

 

[TheEarl]

What ever happened to peace and quiet?

I started this thread.

The Earl

 

[entitled]

What I'm not doing would probably be a shorter list.

Can a nymphomaniac ever be oversexed?

The Earl

No. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Poor keys.

Has the keychain gotten stuck yet?

 

[TheEarl]

Because it sounds ridiculous to sing about an orange submarine with the accent.

Where did they find all this stuff?

LSD... oh wait, that's the right answer. In a cardboard box that Ringo kept in his moustache.

Why did my charity moustache get my ID-ed last year?

The Earl

 

[entitled]

LSD... oh wait, that's the right answer. In a cardboard box that Ringo kept in his moustache.

Why did my charity moustache get my ID-ed last year?

The Earl

The other other me is stalking you and whispered little secrets in my ear.

Are you scared yet?

 

[TheEarl]

No. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Poor keys.

Has the keychain gotten stuck yet?

I don't know, I'll ask her.

Why don't I have a her to indulge in kinky key-related sex practises with?

The Earl

 

[entitled]

I don't know, I'll ask her.

Why don't I have a her to indulge in kinky key-related sex practises with?

The Earl

You use the non-kink restrooms.

What ever happened to just using chains?

 

[TheEarl]

The other other me is stalking you and whispered little secrets in my ear.

Are you scared yet?

Only if you're planning on carrying that nine iron to bed with you.

Have we scared everyone else off this thread yet?

The Earl

 

[Liar]

I don't know, I'll ask her.

Why don't I have a her to indulge in kinky key-related sex practises with?

The Earl

Because I'm hogging them all.


How will you answer this question?

 

[TheEarl]

You use the non-kink restrooms.

What ever happened to just using chains?

The EU smelting tax.

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

Because I'm hogging them all.


How will you answer this question?

With a cheeky smile.

The Earl

 

[entitled]

It's a possibility.

Hush up and put that gag back on. i'm not done with you yet.

What's the deal with loud shoes?

 

[Liar]

It's a possibility.

Hush up and put that gag back on. i'm not done with you yet.

What's the deal with loud shoes?

They got too spoiled as kids.


Are you gonna eat that?

 

[entitled]

They got too spoiled as kids.


Are you gonna eat that?

No, i can't reach.

Why are we made that way?

 

[Munachi]

Because it's too late.

Why do they think they play music on the radio?

 

[TheEarl]

Because it's too late.

Why do they think they play music on the radio?

Cause the demons who live in the airwaves like it that way.

What's going to be the score in my rugby match tomorrow.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

What's going to be the score in my rugby match tomorrow.

A nice dry pitch.

Who invented rugby?

 

[zeb1094]

Damn, to slow!

 

[SpyBob]

A nice dry pitch.

Who invented rugby?

The gynocologists.

If I drop my pants in the woods and nobody is around, am I still tiny?

 

[Just-Legal]

Cause the demons who live in the airwaves like it that way.

What's going to be the score in my rugby match tomorrow.

The Earl

The Hooker gets paid.

What does 2+2 equal?

 

[entitled]

The gynocologists.

If I drop my pants in the woods and nobody is around, am I still tiny?

Depends on if it's an ant or a bear that sees you.

If i drop my pants in the woods and nobody is around, will there still be rumours about it?