Wrong answer - game thread

[CrimsonMaiden]

Why do I have a sudden desire to go smoke a cigar and drink coffee?

Because your neighbor just had sex.


Why is it called an earworm when it's your brain it gets stuck in?

 

[TheEarl]

Because your neighbor just had sex.


Why is it called an earworm when it's your brain it gets stuck in?

Because it's a worm made up completely of ears. All you have to do is shout and it'll die of pulverised eardrums.

Why does writing get so hard at times?

The Earl

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Because it's a worm made up completely of ears. All you have to do is shout and it'll die of pulverised eardrums.

Why does writing get so hard at times?

The Earl

Because it gets aroused.

Why is Valentine's Day for lovers?

 

[rgraham666]

Because it gets aroused.

Why is Valentine's Day for lovers?

Because the shortest month of the year is perfect for them. Then reality sets in.

How do they get the caramel in the centre of a Caramilk™ bar?

 

[imalickin]

Because the shortest month of the year is perfect for them. Then reality sets in.

How do they get the caramel in the centre of a Caramilk™ bar?

they grow the carmel around the cow.


why is it summer in austrailia?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It's summer everywhere! Once every year. Didn't you KNOW this?

Why do I only meet the wrong type of men?

 

[rgraham666]

they grow the carmel around the cow.


why is it summer in austrailia?

That's where summer takes its vacation.

What's your favourite colour?

 

[zeb1094]

It's summer everywhere! Once every year. Didn't you KNOW this?

Why do I only meet the wrong type of men?

Don't call me wrong until you get to know me. Mom, stop that right now, I can't have you fucking this up for me, just stop it mom, now!

Why do whales sing?

 

[zeb1094]

That's where summer takes its vacation.

What's your favourite colour?

Loud.


If the sun was blue what color would the grass be?

 

[TheEarl]

Loud.


If the sun was blue what color would the grass be?

It wouldn't.

What sex do you think Shanglan is?

The Earl

 

[zeb1094]

It wouldn't.

What sex do you think Shanglan is?

The Earl

That middle one they always talk about but can never prove. Smoke I think they call it! Or was it water? Not sure now.


If there is smoke on the water what frequency does it vibrate at?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

That middle one they always talk about but can never prove. Smoke I think they call it! Or was it water? Not sure now.


If there is smoke on the water what frequency does it vibrate at?

The square root of negative one.

What is the best use for a philosophy degree?

 

[Guest]

The square root of negative one.

What is the best use for a philosophy degree?

To line a birdcage.

Why do they put the little wad of cotton in aspirin bottles?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

To line a birdcage.

Why do they put the little wad of cotton in aspirin bottles?

For people really turned on by pain relievers.

What kind of people are really turned on by pain relievers?

(BTW, LOVE the AV SSS!)

 

[Guest]

For people really turned on by pain relievers.

What kind of people are really turned on by pain relievers?

(BTW, LOVE the AV SSS!)

People with small children.

Why are "Seeing Eye Dogs Only" signs posted on the front doors of restaurants?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

People with small children.

Why are "Seeing Eye Dogs Only" signs posted on the front doors of restaurants?

It makes more sense than putting them on the back doors.

Why can't we all just get along?

 

[Guest]

It makes more sense than putting them on the back doors.

Why can't we all just get along?

Because some people aren't a-long. Some are a-short, a-medium, or a-husky. Or even a-petite.

What does the phrase Katie bar the door mean? Who the hell is Katie, and is she keeping people out or in?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Because some people aren't a-long. Some are a-short, a-medium, or a-husky. Or even a-petite.

What does the phrase Katie bar the door mean? Who the hell is Katie, and is she keeping people out or in?

It means the speaker wants Katie to bar the door in a particularly nasty way. Katie is a college student majoring in speech impediments of small woodland animals and she is keeping people out because she's defending her thesis.

What the hell did I just say?

 

[Guest]

It means the speaker wants Katie to bar the door in a particularly nasty way. Katie is a college student majoring in speech impediments of small woodland animals and she is keeping people out because she's defending her thesis.

What the hell did I just say?

Taay in a winnnd. (ref. Nell with Jodie Foster)

How come beer runs right through you?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Taay in a winnnd. (ref. Nell with Jodie Foster)

How come beer runs right through you?

Because if a river ran through us, we'd have to pee a lot more.

Why is prostitution illegal?

 

[Guest]

Because if a river ran through us, we'd have to pee a lot more.

Why is prostitution illegal?

Is prostitution illegal?


What does the phrase "to think outside the box" mean?

 

[elsol]

Is prostitution illegal?


What does the phrase "to think outside the box" mean?

Pay attention to her clit.

Why is this emoti-con banana so happy?

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Guest]

Pay attention to her clit.

Why is this emoti-con banana so happy?

Sincerely,
ElSol

Because he's got - appeal.


What brand of tennis shoes does Marvin the Martian wear?

 

[elsol]

Because he's got - appeal.


What brand of tennis shoes does Marvin the Martian wear?

Moon-Walkers.


Where is Marvin the Martian from?

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Liar]

Moon-Walkers.


Where is Marvin the Martian from?

Martinique, of course.


Where is Martinique?